Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter

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Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83882998 United States 11/15/2022 01:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter As we eagerly await the impending Rapture, it is a marvel to conider that Solomon, who was Jesus` inpiration for the Rapture will arrive with Jesus in the clouds, and they will be singing psalms in celebration.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 84760600 United States 11/15/2022 01:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter "casting glitter"??? you people always gotta add some nonsense... OP>
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83912664 United States 11/15/2022 02:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter Certainly the Rapture is due.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81649269 United States 11/15/2022 02:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter We are currently in the beginnings of pre-tribulation, and so, yes, the Rapture can occur anytime now.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 84760663 Sweden 11/15/2022 02:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81073989 United States 11/15/2022 02:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter People need to get right with God at this time.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 84758424 United States 11/15/2022 02:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter As we eagerly await the impending Rapture, it is a marvel to conider that Solomon, who was Jesus` inpiration for the Rapture will arrive with Jesus in the clouds, and they will be singing psalms in celebration. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83882998
deplorable scottfree User ID: 84740673 United States 11/15/2022 02:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter "casting glitter"??? you people always gotta add some nonsense... OP> Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84760600 I know, right? He must be thinking of Dr. John. J 17:15: "I pray not that Thou shouldst take them out of the world, but that Thou shouldst keep them from the evil. Truth, beauty and virtue ... all the things that THEY hate. All the things God loves.
Danger Dan User ID: 80529840 United States 11/15/2022 02:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter make sure to get yer rapture hatch installed soon don't wanna miss jeebus cause of a pesky roof Always choose dangerous freedom over safe slavery
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81508607 United States 11/15/2022 02:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter make sure to get yer rapture hatch installed soon don't wanna miss jeebus cause of a pesky roof Quoting: Danger Dan How ridiculous is this comment? When the Rapture happens, people will all go outside to see, before it commences.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 84760663 Sweden 11/15/2022 02:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter make sure to get yer rapture hatch installed soon don't wanna miss jeebus cause of a pesky roof Quoting: Danger Dan How ridiculous is this comment? When the Rapture happens, people will all go outside to see, before it commences. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81508607 You're not spesholl. Only in yor mirror you are. I couldn't care less what happens with you kunts. Nothing will happen.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76264698 Puerto Rico 11/15/2022 02:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter They will piss and shit as they pass over us ,not even having the courtesy of calling it rain....
Anonymous Coward User ID: 84611807 United States 11/15/2022 02:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter make sure to get yer rapture hatch installed soon don't wanna miss jeebus cause of a pesky roof Quoting: Danger Dan How ridiculous is this comment? When the Rapture happens, people will all go outside to see, before it commences. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81508607 For those of you "raptured" away and are worried about your pets being taken care of after you're gone. Please contact me, for $1000/per pet, I'll watch them til the end of the world. Don't worry, as a Christian who has read God's word I know I'll be here when Christ returns for realz. Yes, I'll be here with my armor on and fighting against Satan's fiery darts while you tinklebells go fly away to the furthest parts of the unknown hiding in your proverbial corner... How embarrassing that you fly away tinkerbells call yourself Christians.... Hoping to escape the battle of Good and Evil when God needs you most. How pathetic....
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81508607 United States 11/15/2022 02:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter make sure to get yer rapture hatch installed soon don't wanna miss jeebus cause of a pesky roof Quoting: Danger Dan How ridiculous is this comment? When the Rapture happens, people will all go outside to see, before it commences. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81508607 For those of you "raptured" away and are worried about your pets being taken care of after you're gone. Please contact me, for $1000/per pet, I'll watch them til the end of the world. Don't worry, as a Christian who has read God's word I know I'll be here when Christ returns for realz. Yes, I'll be here with my armor on and fighting against Satan's fiery darts while you tinklebells go fly away to the furthest parts of the unknown hiding in your proverbial corner... How embarrassing that you fly away tinkerbells call yourself Christians.... Hoping to escape the battle of Good and Evil when God needs you most. How pathetic.... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84611807 Jesus will see through your lies.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 84611807 United States 11/15/2022 03:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter make sure to get yer rapture hatch installed soon don't wanna miss jeebus cause of a pesky roof Quoting: Danger Dan How ridiculous is this comment? When the Rapture happens, people will all go outside to see, before it commences. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81508607 For those of you "raptured" away and are worried about your pets being taken care of after you're gone. Please contact me, for $1000/per pet, I'll watch them til the end of the world. Don't worry, as a Christian who has read God's word I know I'll be here when Christ returns for realz. Yes, I'll be here with my armor on and fighting against Satan's fiery darts while you tinklebells go fly away to the furthest parts of the unknown hiding in your proverbial corner... How embarrassing that you fly away tinkerbells call yourself Christians.... Hoping to escape the battle of Good and Evil when God needs you most. How pathetic.... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84611807 Jesus will see through your lies. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81508607 My lies. I have scripture on my side. Both Jesus and Paul say "AFTER THAT TRIBULATION" will Christ come. AFTER.. A 3 year old can understand the timeline of events better than you tinkerbell flyers...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80570019 Germany 11/15/2022 03:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter Where do you pulll this type of garbage out of your rear end? You types make this crap up like out of star wars

Anonymous Coward User ID: 84757138 11/15/2022 03:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter Solomon died a wretch of a piecd o' work. He had rejected the living God and worshipped false gods and even sacrificed to them. He got all into the dark arts and Solomonic Magick. He was an abomination to the living God and died that way. He died a fool and disgraced.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 84745971 United States 11/15/2022 03:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter another big OH BROTHER THREAD of this stupid day.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 84745971 United States 11/15/2022 03:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter Solomon died a wretch of a piecd o' work. He had rejected the living God and worshipped false gods and even sacrificed to them. He got all into the dark arts and Solomonic Magick. He was an abomination to the living God and died that way. He died a fool and disgraced. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84757138 where is the living god please...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80277128 United States 11/15/2022 03:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter There is no rapture! Who told you that? Liar!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 84757138 11/15/2022 03:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter Solomon died a wretch of a piecd o' work. He had rejected the living God and worshipped false gods and even sacrificed to them. He got all into the dark arts and Solomonic Magick. He was an abomination to the living God and died that way. He died a fool and disgraced. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84757138 where is the living god please... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84745971 Ask Him. He is present ev'ry where. That's what "omnipresent" means.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7771951 United States 11/15/2022 04:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter another big OH BROTHER THREAD of this stupid day. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84745971 Well we want to thank you for your valuable contribution though. Again, thanks. You really are a wealth of knowledge and wisdom. More pearls of wisdom please.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7771951 United States 11/15/2022 04:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter Solomon died a wretch of a piecd o' work. He had rejected the living God and worshipped false gods and even sacrificed to them. He got all into the dark arts and Solomonic Magick. He was an abomination to the living God and died that way. He died a fool and disgraced. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84757138 Look, a bible reader that doesn't take what man says about the bible and then believe it but rather what God says. Let's stone him, right raptard tinkerbells?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81669424 United States 11/16/2022 01:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter Solomon is a legend and will return with Jesus.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 84061797 Canada 11/16/2022 01:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter Just what is Solomon going to cast Gary Glitter in?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 82763068 United States 11/16/2022 02:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter Where do you pulll this type of garbage out of your rear end? You types make this crap up like out of star wars Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80570019 You need to crack open a bible and read it.
Danger Dan User ID: 80529840 United States 11/19/2022 07:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter personally I can't wait for you idiots to vanish but it won't happen. Always choose dangerous freedom over safe slavery
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