Do you know where your girlfriend was last night?

i dont care

stds exist for a reason

you will eat your crust now or later... you know this

when its time to eat your crust... dont tell me you are not hungry

OP UR GIRLFRIEND WAS === GIRLFRIENDME

Impossible.
Her stitches arent healed yet from having her nuts cut out.

Fake. The girls are trolling the reporter.

Yes I do.

She was in Northern Yemen 3,000 years ago.

do you know where ur momz wuz last nite, op? that's right

I know where my fuckin wife was

in the kitchen

Yup, my girl made me dinner, poured my whiskey gave me “desert” and she was in bed by 9:00 …to leave me alone to enjoy quiet time.

I don't have a girlfriend and thus I don't have to worry...

If I did have a girlfriend and she insisted on a "girls night out" I wouldn't have a girlfriend by the time she finished the sentence and thus wouldn't have to be worried.

There's a difference between mine and just my turn that men need to wake up to.

Mine is worth having, just my turn isn't worth even having for a night.

A whole shit load of women are going to learn quite quickly in the coming months that nobody gives a single fuck about just my turns.

Loyalty is the one thing women can have that's worth even a little to real men, and without that loyalty they're this thing called a liability.

In good times men can AFFORD to keep a liability around if and when it suits them.

In bad times, liabilities are entirely on their own.

The good women at glp will applaud this and hope this sentiment spreads among men since far from all women are bad/liabilities and too many good women get treated as such despite being good women.

Encouraging hate and division between the genders isn't really cool but if your post was meant as a way to bring awareness that is another thing entirely.

This is something I like to hear right here.

On behalf of good men and women everywhere I will say it makes me happy to hear you guys are a solid team.

God Bless the Two Of You

God Bless the Two Of You

Mamma said anyone that judges me is going straight to hell

Nope.

Don't care.

Yea, she was in bed, banging OP's mother.