Elon Adds $8 "Tesla Certified" Badge To Twitter

In response to Tesla's crashing stock, Elon Musk has added
a "Tesla Certified" badge to user accounts. The new option
will cost $8 per month and comes with an encryption code
which will be required to open and start the user's Tesla.

Failure to register and pay for the new ootion will disable
the car after sixty days and require a $50 fee to
re-activate the account.