Ever been at a party and plugged the shitter?

Yes happens oftens, there are two reasons why, guests dont know how large the pipes are in the house so they can miscalculate how much tp they flush with the turd, the other reason is metaphysical, the feng shui of a household cant tolerate foreign waste and so by having a stranger dump in you bathroom it creates and energy blockage which is not natural, embarresment is the cure once the embarrsment is exposed the blockage is realesed

Yes happens oftens, there are two reasons why, guests dont know how large the pipes are in the house so they can miscalculate how much tp they flush with the turd, the other reason is metaphysical, the feng shui of a household cant tolerate foreign waste and so by having a stranger dump in you bathroom it creates and energy blockage which is not natural, embarresment is the cure once the embarrsment is exposed the blockage is realesed

I thought that was the whole point.

Upper decker FTW!

This is what the boomers did to America.

Then expect us to pick up the tab and clean up the mess.

Flip your own burgers.

Sounds more like you were plugged in the shitter at a party OP…

Who takes a shit at a party?

I visited my brother who was staying at a house through whatever that website is called where you can stay in others homes when they are away. I clogged the toilet (I blame the terrible water pressure!) and there was no plunger in any bathrooms or clauset.

Had to go to store to buy one because I didn’t want to get him a bad review and didn’t know the expected social norm

Do the number 2 at home before you go to the party.

It's the polite thing to do.

That's what closets are for.

Yes that is a major party foul. Don't shit your pants either.

Do it at home then shower afterward for good measure

That actually happened at one of my parties. A guest passed out drunk and used the closet instead of the bathroom to take a shit. It was awful. Special cleaners had to come and clean it up.

But I will say, if someone shits in your closet, at least you know it was a fun party!

Who can control when a case of explosive diarrhea is coming? I'm a very shy shitter, but if it comes down to shitting myself or using a strangers bathroom, I'm using the bathroom.

Nope

OMG the memory that just brought back

I was at a gathering at a friends house once and couldn't get in the shitter

The situation was steadily getting worse until I was ready to explode

Started to head outside, as that was my final option I thought

Just then I noticed the basement door

I thought yeah maybe theres a shitter in the basement?

As it turned out there was none

Now being at the bottom of the stairs and clinching so tight I was afraid I was gonna pop an eyeball

No way I can make it back up those stairs without something getting past the goalie

Right then I spotted a (mostly) empty 5 gallon bucket

Well I guess this is it

Dropped my drawers and dumped my guts out into that poor unsuspecting bucket

Oh dear god what relief!

But 2 minutes later?....now what?

Here I sit on this bucket half full of shit and no plan

Then looking around the only thing within reach was an old pair of garden gloves on a bench beside me

Guess they'll have to do

So I wiped my ass with the backside of both gloves

Dropped the gloves in the bucket

Did my pants up

Tossed the bucket behind the furnace

And walked home

Never spoke a word about it to anyone until now

Don’t believe you, like you took the time to wipe with the “backside” of the gloves, like you’d have any dignity left at this point

Thats standard practice at job sites.....NEVER open joint compound pails at construction sites......LOL.....

At parties its crucial that you only do an upper-decker.

I can still remember looking at them beforehand so to speak

The palms were hard dried out leather

Nothing to do with dignity

Everything to do with not tearing the hide off my asshole

Looking back I could have turned them inside out and got a couple extra wipes tho

Look at the funny side though. Later, when someone is going to throw up. They'll lift the lid and big deuce will be floating there. That'll definitely get the vomit moving.