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| The Oracle's Cookie Take a Cookie...You'll feel better  User ID: 84318516  United States11/24/2022 06:17 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video  HAPPY THANKSGIVINGCONTEST WILL BE EXTENDED TO 10:00 PM EST 11-25-2022...GIVE US A LITTLE MORE TIME TO BE CREATIVE! WINNING CAPTION FOR THE DECEMBER 1-MONTH MEMBERSHIP WILL BE AWARDED 12-04-2022 (my next payday!) GREEN KARMA AWARDS for runners-up and members. Winner winner chicken dinner! END EDITS EDITED: 11-24-2022 @6:00 PM EST  SORRY I AM LATE POSTING THE CONTEST!Due to a "late start" today on the caption contest (lots of family THANKSGIVING PREP to do!) I'm posting the CAPTION CONTEST LATE on Thanksgiving Day. We'll keep the contest OPEN UNTIL 11-25-2022 DINNER TIME (so we can have Thanksgiving dinner "left-overs" and see who WON!) Also have some "meal disasters" fresh in for 2022 to report! Let us hear yours! This will be my 6th "annual THANKSGIVING DAY CAPTION CONTEST. (It's actually something like my 30th caption contest since joining in 2012--with lots of examples in the GLP Archives if you need to check for ideas!) Here is last year's Caption Contest: Thread: THE THANKSGIVING DAY CAPTION CONTEST IS UP! Win 2 GLP upgrades for fun captions! A.C.'s MUST HAVE A REGISTERED GLP ACCOUNT (BLUE NAME) FOR ME TO BE ABLE TO UPGRADE. Current members will receive green karma for their "winning captions" so everyone can enter. Anyone wishing to SPONSOR another GLP 1-month UPGRADE please PM me or let me know in the thread! END EDITS We are having a truly "blessed THANKSGIVING" this year. But I can tell you truthfully, there have been a few Turkey Day "bummers" that in hindsight are really rather funny to remember (though not so much when it's happening!) Some of the Thanksgivings we recall are the ones that go "SIDE-WAYS"--but in funny ways (not tragic, of course!) Thread that inspired this Thanksgiving CAPTION CONTEST: Thread: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama Let's SHARE CAPTION IDEAS this contest that reflect some HUMOR and some "rich STORY IDEAS"--Here's just one example I found in a google search where Thanksgiving didn't quite turn out like everyone expected: SIDE-WAYS THANKSGIVING VIDEO [link to youtu.be (secure)] 4 Minute duration. I just LOVED those little kid clips--the one where the little girl was crying because "the turkey's DEAD" ...and the one where she dropped her plate and couldn't bring herself to eat "something off the floor!" Just adorable. Just too funny. EVER HAD A HOLIDAY DINNER WHERE IT WAS SO "RUDE"...EVEN THE TURKEY WANTED TO LEAVE?  "That Thanksgiving dinner was SO RUDE... I'm outta here!" CAPTION ONE OR ALL OF THESE IMAGES WITH "SIDE-WAYS TURKEY DAY" IN MIND: (Please give PIC NUMBER and/or title with your entry) I will give "special credit" for personal "sideways Thanksgiving stories with the CAPTION! Let's have some fun with this: PICTURE #1  "Yeah...they had thanksgiving dinner...this is the ONLY thing that didn't BURN!" Picture #2  "I caught my FISH today on Thanksgiving! ...What could go wrong?" Picture #3  "Bruce, the hungry raccoon...saw the Thanksgiving TABLE and decided to try to get a bite for himself!" I forgot to mention in the INTRO...that some of the GLP families come into the CAPTION CONTEST WITH THEIR KIDS --so that's why I request a PG13 Or alittle higher for captions. Rule of thumb for my contest threads: If you wouldn't want your kid to read it DON'T POST IT. Sorry--not meaning to censor. Have a really great THANKSGIVING! (And please take it easy on each other!)  The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 11/26/2022 12:55 AM "You can sit here." (4 Words can begin/END a GLP story!) "Forest Gump" Know one thing totally and you will know ALL. Thread: St. Patrick's Day Caption Contest! Win ONE GLP Trial Membership (1 Month.) Thread: SOLAR WATCH * Huge X8.2 Flare Sept. 10, 2017! (Updated Daily) Thread: "What If I Can't Find You?" |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 84318516 United States11/24/2022 06:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video EDITED: 11-25-2022...OOPS! MY STAR JUST FELL OFF! How funny! My STAR JUST FELL OFF..RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR CONTEST! Due to circumstances beyond my control I will NOT be able to PRIVATE PM sponsors or winners concerning aspects of the contest WITH AN EXPIRED ACCOUNT (we all know how THAT goes, right?) So if you have entered--and you are a winner--you need to come BACK INTO THE CONTEST THREAD TO CHECK. Don't expect a private PM conversation as I can't do that when my account expires. It's all good tho...we can still finish up! The FREE MEMBERSHIP will be awarded on the date of my next payday (12-4-2022)--Hope you can be patient! (10 days out.) Also...can't use my old smilies so that's a bummer! lol! Thanks! The Oracles' Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 11/25/2022 08:21 PM "You can sit here." (4 Words can begin/END a GLP story!) "Forest Gump" Know one thing totally and you will know ALL. Thread: St. Patrick's Day Caption Contest! Win ONE GLP Trial Membership (1 Month.) Thread: SOLAR WATCH * Huge X8.2 Flare Sept. 10, 2017! (Updated Daily) Thread: "What If I Can't Find You?" |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 84318516 United States11/24/2022 06:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video  "You can sit here." (4 Words can begin/END a GLP story!) "Forest Gump" Know one thing totally and you will know ALL. Thread: St. Patrick's Day Caption Contest! Win ONE GLP Trial Membership (1 Month.) Thread: SOLAR WATCH * Huge X8.2 Flare Sept. 10, 2017! (Updated Daily) Thread: "What If I Can't Find You?" |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 84318516 United States11/24/2022 06:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video I can start us off! (I'll be in and out of the thread tonight as I am hosting our family Thanksgiving Day Dinner!) Hope everyone has a really great time... Picture #2 "Fluffy and Max have had their differences before... but Max EATING THE WHOLE TURKEY (wrecking Mom's Thanksgiving) was the LAST STRAW." Have fun everyone! The Oracle's Cookie "You can sit here." (4 Words can begin/END a GLP story!) "Forest Gump" Know one thing totally and you will know ALL. Thread: St. Patrick's Day Caption Contest! Win ONE GLP Trial Membership (1 Month.) Thread: SOLAR WATCH * Huge X8.2 Flare Sept. 10, 2017! (Updated Daily) Thread: "What If I Can't Find You?" |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 84318516 United States11/24/2022 09:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video Been a really long day! I am POOPT! "SIDE-WAYS THANKSGIVING CAPTION CONTEST" WILL BEGIN AGAIN FRIDAY (11-25-2022) AFTERNOON! JOIN ME THEN PLEASE.  See you all tomorrow--We'll try this again with a green pine!  CONTEST WILL PICK UP AGAIN TOMORROW...MEAN WHILE, FEEL FREE TO POST YOUR CAPTIONS! HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE! The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 11/25/2022 01:05 AM "You can sit here." (4 Words can begin/END a GLP story!) "Forest Gump" Know one thing totally and you will know ALL. Thread: St. Patrick's Day Caption Contest! Win ONE GLP Trial Membership (1 Month.) Thread: SOLAR WATCH * Huge X8.2 Flare Sept. 10, 2017! (Updated Daily) Thread: "What If I Can't Find You?" |
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| AdorableLittlepixie User ID: 84815861  Australia11/25/2022 06:46 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video Awe... I hope its one of those special cookies, the ones that make me feel all funny. When I've wolfed it down, I'm coming for the Thanksgiving leftovers once that cookie kicks in. AdorableLittlepixie Love, beauty and magic is everywhere when you take the time to take a deep breath, look around and feel. |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 84318516 United States11/25/2022 07:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video Awe... I hope its one of those special cookies, the ones that make me feel all funny. When I've wolfed it down, I'm coming for the Thanksgiving leftovers once that cookie kicks in. Pixie!Thanks for your caption. Pretty quiet this year...I'll get this pinned tomorrow afternoon so more folks can see it! Hope you had a great Turkey Day! The Oracle's Cookie "You can sit here." (4 Words can begin/END a GLP story!) "Forest Gump" Know one thing totally and you will know ALL. Thread: St. Patrick's Day Caption Contest! Win ONE GLP Trial Membership (1 Month.) Thread: SOLAR WATCH * Huge X8.2 Flare Sept. 10, 2017! (Updated Daily) Thread: "What If I Can't Find You?" |
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| Deplorable Zenobia User ID: 84299709 United States11/25/2022 01:08 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video Thx for being a great Caption Contest hostess for us!  And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm “How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire |
| Deplorable Zenobia User ID: 84299709 United States11/25/2022 01:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video OK, am going for pic #3 w/ ol' Rocky Raccoon plastered on the window screen. Due to pre holiday imbibing, things went from sketchy to downright ugly when the men tried their hand at frying a turkey. Damn blast threw me against the cabin window! And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm “How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 84318516 United States11/25/2022 01:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video OK, am going for pic #3 w/ ol' Rocky Raccoon plastered on the window screen. Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia Due to pre holiday imbibing, things went from sketchy to downright ugly when the men tried their hand at frying a turkey. Damn blast threw me against the cabin window!  Thanks for the PINE and your cute caption! Hope your Thanksgiving was truly blessed! The Oracle's Cookie "You can sit here." (4 Words can begin/END a GLP story!) "Forest Gump" Know one thing totally and you will know ALL. Thread: St. Patrick's Day Caption Contest! Win ONE GLP Trial Membership (1 Month.) Thread: SOLAR WATCH * Huge X8.2 Flare Sept. 10, 2017! (Updated Daily) Thread: "What If I Can't Find You?" |
| Deplorable Zenobia User ID: 84299709 United States11/25/2022 01:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video Kept humming Carrie Underwood's hilarious song of Stretchy Pants while eating 2 helpings of nearly everything! Yeah, the Holidays should be all about family, friends and food!  And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm “How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire |
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| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 84318516 United States11/25/2022 02:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video "SIDE-WAYS BARNEY BLOW-OUT" happening at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade (yesterday!) [link to twitter.com (secure)] You don't get more "side-ways" than this clip of the BARNEY BALLOON going "postal!" Picture #2 "JUST SHUT UP YOU STUPID DOG!" Fluffy was hurt when MAX laughed so hard when the MACY'S BARNEY BALLOON blew up...She wouldn't speak to him the rest of Thanksgiving Day (she loved BARNEY.) Discussion thread on this sad turn of events for the kids here: Thread: Barney the Dinosaur Exploded on Live TV! The Oracle's Cookie "You can sit here." (4 Words can begin/END a GLP story!) "Forest Gump" Know one thing totally and you will know ALL. Thread: St. Patrick's Day Caption Contest! Win ONE GLP Trial Membership (1 Month.) Thread: SOLAR WATCH * Huge X8.2 Flare Sept. 10, 2017! (Updated Daily) Thread: "What If I Can't Find You?" |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 18076527 United States11/25/2022 02:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video :niceWORDS: HAPPY THANKSGIVING Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie EDITED: 11-24-2022 @ midnight Thanksgiving. We obviously have a very LOW TURN-OUT for the contest Lots of folks are busy with family and dinner plans --so I will GREEN PINE the thread tomorrow afternoon and start the contest up again. Look for it around NOON 11-25-2022! Hope your Thanksgiving is SUPER! EDITED: 11-24-2022 @6:00 PM EST SORRY I AM LATE POSTING THE CONTEST!Due to a "late start" today on the caption contest (lots of family THANKSGIVING PREP to do!) I'm posting the CAPTION CONTEST LATE on Thanksgiving Day. We'll keep the contest OPEN UNTIL 11-25-2022 DINNER TIME (so we can have Thanksgiving dinner "left-overs" and see who WON!) Also have some "meal disasters" fresh in for 2022 to report! Let us hear yours! This will be my 6th "annual THANKSGIVING DAY CAPTION CONTEST. (It's actually something like my 30th caption contest since joining in 2012--with lots of examples in the GLP Archives if you need to check for ideas!) Here is last year's Caption Contest: Thread: THE THANKSGIVING DAY CAPTION CONTEST IS UP! Win 2 GLP upgrades for fun captions! A.C.'s MUST HAVE A REGISTERED GLP ACCOUNT (BLUE NAME) FOR ME TO BE ABLE TO UPGRADE. Current members will receive green karma for their "winning captions" so everyone can enter. Anyone wishing to SPONSOR another GLP 1-month UPGRADE please PM me or let me know in the thread! END EDITS We are having a truly "blessed THANKSGIVING" this year. But I can tell you truthfully, there have been a few Turkey Day "bummers" that in hindsight are really rather funny to remember (though not so much when it's happening!) Some of the Thanksgivings we recall are the ones that go "SIDE-WAYS"--but in funny ways (not tragic, of course!) Thread that inspired this Thanksgiving CAPTION CONTEST: Thread: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama Let's SHARE CAPTION IDEAS this contest that reflect some HUMOR and some "rich STORY IDEAS"--Here's just one example I found in a google search where Thanksgiving didn't quite turn out like everyone expected: SIDE-WAYS THANKSGIVING VIDEO [link to youtu.be (secure)] 4 Minute duration. I just LOVED those little kid clips--the one where the little girl was crying because "the turkey's DEAD" ...and the one where she dropped her plate and couldn't bring herself to eat "something off the floor!" Just adorable. Just too funny. EVER HAD A HOLIDAY DINNER WHERE IT WAS SO "RUDE"...EVEN THE TURKEY WANTED TO LEAVE? :GetOUTTAdodge: "That Thanksgiving dinner was SO RUDE... I'm outta here!" CAPTION ONE OR ALL OF THESE IMAGES WITH "SIDE-WAYS TURKEY DAY" IN MIND: (Please give PIC NUMBER and/or title with your entry) I will give "special credit" for personal "sideways Thanksgiving stories with the CAPTION! Let's have some fun with this: PICTURE #1 :SkoobySnackJIP: "Yeah...they had thanksgiving dinner...this is the ONLY thing that didn't BURN!" Picture #2 :7-4captionCONTES: "I caught my FISH today on Thanksgiving! ...What could go wrong?" Picture #3 :StuckONscreen: "Bruce, the hungry raccoon...saw the Thanksgiving TABLE and decided to try to get a bite for himself!" Have a really great THANKSGIVING! (And please take it easy on each other!) The Oracle's Cookie pug picture: that look on your liberal uncle's face when you dispute, with facts, everything he left on the table with that little nugget of information THE white house gave him in that "letter" |
| Coastie Patriot User ID: 18076527 United States11/25/2022 02:12 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video HAPPY THANKSGIVINGEDITED: 11-24-2022 @ midnight Thanksgiving. We obviously have a very LOW TURN-OUT for the contest Lots of folks are busy with family and dinner plans --so I will GREEN PINE the thread tomorrow afternoon and start the contest up again. Look for it around NOON 11-25-2022! Hope your Thanksgiving is SUPER! EDITED: 11-24-2022 @6:00 PM EST SORRY I AM LATE POSTING THE CONTEST!Due to a "late start" today on the caption contest (lots of family THANKSGIVING PREP to do!) I'm posting the CAPTION CONTEST LATE on Thanksgiving Day. We'll keep the contest OPEN UNTIL 11-25-2022 DINNER TIME (so we can have Thanksgiving dinner "left-overs" and see who WON!) Also have some "meal disasters" fresh in for 2022 to report! Let us hear yours! This will be my 6th "annual THANKSGIVING DAY CAPTION CONTEST. (It's actually something like my 30th caption contest since joining in 2012--with lots of examples in the GLP Archives if you need to check for ideas!) Here is last year's Caption Contest: Thread: THE THANKSGIVING DAY CAPTION CONTEST IS UP! Win 2 GLP upgrades for fun captions! A.C.'s MUST HAVE A REGISTERED GLP ACCOUNT (BLUE NAME) FOR ME TO BE ABLE TO UPGRADE. Current members will receive green karma for their "winning captions" so everyone can enter. Anyone wishing to SPONSOR another GLP 1-month UPGRADE please PM me or let me know in the thread! END EDITS We are having a truly "blessed THANKSGIVING" this year. But I can tell you truthfully, there have been a few Turkey Day "bummers" that in hindsight are really rather funny to remember (though not so much when it's happening!) Some of the Thanksgivings we recall are the ones that go "SIDE-WAYS"--but in funny ways (not tragic, of course!) Thread that inspired this Thanksgiving CAPTION CONTEST: Thread: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama Let's SHARE CAPTION IDEAS this contest that reflect some HUMOR and some "rich STORY IDEAS"--Here's just one example I found in a google search where Thanksgiving didn't quite turn out like everyone expected: SIDE-WAYS THANKSGIVING VIDEO [link to youtu.be (secure)] 4 Minute duration. I just LOVED those little kid clips--the one where the little girl was crying because "the turkey's DEAD" ...and the one where she dropped her plate and couldn't bring herself to eat "something off the floor!" Just adorable. Just too funny. EVER HAD A HOLIDAY DINNER WHERE IT WAS SO "RUDE"...EVEN THE TURKEY WANTED TO LEAVE? "That Thanksgiving dinner was SO RUDE... I'm outta here!" CAPTION ONE OR ALL OF THESE IMAGES WITH "SIDE-WAYS TURKEY DAY" IN MIND: (Please give PIC NUMBER and/or title with your entry) I will give "special credit" for personal "sideways Thanksgiving stories with the CAPTION! Let's have some fun with this: PICTURE #1 "Yeah...they had thanksgiving dinner...this is the ONLY thing that didn't BURN!" Picture #2 "I caught my FISH today on Thanksgiving! ...What could go wrong?" Picture #3 "Bruce, the hungry raccoon...saw the Thanksgiving TABLE and decided to try to get a bite for himself!" Have a really great THANKSGIVING! (And please take it easy on each other!) The Oracle's Cookie pug picture: that look on your liberal uncle's face when you dispute, with facts, everything he left on the table with that little nugget of information THE white house gave him in that "letter" this was me COASTIE PATRIOT Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
| Coastie Patriot User ID: 18076527 United States11/25/2022 02:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video Awe... I hope its one of those special cookies, the ones that make me feel all funny. When I've wolfed it down, I'm coming for the Thanksgiving leftovers once that cookie kicks in. wouldnt that be WOOFED???? i guess both work , hahhaahhaa Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
| Coastie Patriot User ID: 18076527 United States11/25/2022 02:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video HAPPY THANKSGIVINGEDITED: 11-24-2022 @ midnight Thanksgiving. We obviously have a very LOW TURN-OUT for the contest Lots of folks are busy with family and dinner plans --so I will GREEN PINE the thread tomorrow afternoon and start the contest up again. Look for it around NOON 11-25-2022! Hope your Thanksgiving is SUPER! EDITED: 11-24-2022 @6:00 PM EST SORRY I AM LATE POSTING THE CONTEST!Due to a "late start" today on the caption contest (lots of family THANKSGIVING PREP to do!) I'm posting the CAPTION CONTEST LATE on Thanksgiving Day. We'll keep the contest OPEN UNTIL 11-25-2022 DINNER TIME (so we can have Thanksgiving dinner "left-overs" and see who WON!) Also have some "meal disasters" fresh in for 2022 to report! Let us hear yours! This will be my 6th "annual THANKSGIVING DAY CAPTION CONTEST. (It's actually something like my 30th caption contest since joining in 2012--with lots of examples in the GLP Archives if you need to check for ideas!) Here is last year's Caption Contest: Thread: THE THANKSGIVING DAY CAPTION CONTEST IS UP! Win 2 GLP upgrades for fun captions! A.C.'s MUST HAVE A REGISTERED GLP ACCOUNT (BLUE NAME) FOR ME TO BE ABLE TO UPGRADE. Current members will receive green karma for their "winning captions" so everyone can enter. Anyone wishing to SPONSOR another GLP 1-month UPGRADE please PM me or let me know in the thread! END EDITS We are having a truly "blessed THANKSGIVING" this year. But I can tell you truthfully, there have been a few Turkey Day "bummers" that in hindsight are really rather funny to remember (though not so much when it's happening!) Some of the Thanksgivings we recall are the ones that go "SIDE-WAYS"--but in funny ways (not tragic, of course!) Thread that inspired this Thanksgiving CAPTION CONTEST: Thread: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama Let's SHARE CAPTION IDEAS this contest that reflect some HUMOR and some "rich STORY IDEAS"--Here's just one example I found in a google search where Thanksgiving didn't quite turn out like everyone expected: SIDE-WAYS THANKSGIVING VIDEO [link to youtu.be (secure)] 4 Minute duration. I just LOVED those little kid clips--the one where the little girl was crying because "the turkey's DEAD" ...and the one where she dropped her plate and couldn't bring herself to eat "something off the floor!" Just adorable. Just too funny. EVER HAD A HOLIDAY DINNER WHERE IT WAS SO "RUDE"...EVEN THE TURKEY WANTED TO LEAVE? "That Thanksgiving dinner was SO RUDE... I'm outta here!" CAPTION ONE OR ALL OF THESE IMAGES WITH "SIDE-WAYS TURKEY DAY" IN MIND: (Please give PIC NUMBER and/or title with your entry) I will give "special credit" for personal "sideways Thanksgiving stories with the CAPTION! Let's have some fun with this: PICTURE #1 "Yeah...they had thanksgiving dinner...this is the ONLY thing that didn't BURN!" Picture #2 "I caught my FISH today on Thanksgiving! ...What could go wrong?" Picture #3 "Bruce, the hungry raccoon...saw the Thanksgiving TABLE and decided to try to get a bite for himself!" Have a really great THANKSGIVING! (And please take it easy on each other!) The Oracle's Cookie TURKEY WITH SUIT CASE at station on Nov 23 Tom told farmer Brown he identified as a chicken, packed his bag and crossed the road !!!!! now you know the rest of the story!!!! Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
| Deplorable Zenobia User ID: 84299709 United States11/25/2022 02:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video Damn good thing I have yet to fix my aftrn cocktail yet! That's hilarious!!! Coastie's so far....  And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm “How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire |
| Coastie Patriot User ID: 18076527 United States11/25/2022 02:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video Pug Picture Dont look so shocked IT's ROACHY MOUNTAIN OYSTERS. ROACH TESTES LIGHTLY FRIED./ ITs So full of protein an SO GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT NO! No ! its not a fad!!!! SOON EVERYONE WILL BE EATING THEM!!! Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
| Coastie Patriot User ID: 18076527 United States11/25/2022 02:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video Raccoon: Watching Raccoon PO#N on windows 1.0 !!!!! sorry not my best work !!!!!! not thankgiving related but still little funny hope not out of bounds Oracle Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 84318516 United States11/25/2022 02:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video Pug Picture Quoting: Coastie Patriot Dont look so shocked IT's ROACHY MOUNTAIN OYSTERS. ROACH TESTES LIGHTLY FRIED./ ITs So full of protein an SO GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT NO! No ! its not a fad!!!! SOON EVERYONE WILL BE EATING THEM!!! "Roachy Mountain Oysters!" GEEZE...that's funny. I could see a pet food company COPYING YOUR IDEA!! I sent Hallmark Card Co. my idea for "scratch and sniff" that's a million dollar industry now. Hallmark ran with the idea and published the FIRST scratch-and-sniff children's book about 6 months after my letter (both a "Bunny Follows his Nose"--rose, pine needles scents--and "Gingerbread Man" --w/ginger "scratch-and-sniff-patch" at the back.) Wish I'd have kept the letter--I could have sued! Oh well... at least the "idea" got into the mainstream and we can enjoy those magazines with all the perfume samples inside. (My one invention and "claim to fame!" lol) The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 11/25/2022 02:42 PM "You can sit here." (4 Words can begin/END a GLP story!) "Forest Gump" Know one thing totally and you will know ALL. Thread: St. Patrick's Day Caption Contest! Win ONE GLP Trial Membership (1 Month.) Thread: SOLAR WATCH * Huge X8.2 Flare Sept. 10, 2017! (Updated Daily) Thread: "What If I Can't Find You?" |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 84318516 United States11/25/2022 02:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video HAPPY THANKSGIVINGEDITED: 11-24-2022 @ midnight Thanksgiving. We obviously have a very LOW TURN-OUT for the contest Lots of folks are busy with family and dinner plans --so I will GREEN PINE the thread tomorrow afternoon and start the contest up again. Look for it around NOON 11-25-2022! Hope your Thanksgiving is SUPER! EDITED: 11-24-2022 @6:00 PM EST SORRY I AM LATE POSTING THE CONTEST!Due to a "late start" today on the caption contest (lots of family THANKSGIVING PREP to do!) I'm posting the CAPTION CONTEST LATE on Thanksgiving Day. We'll keep the contest OPEN UNTIL 11-25-2022 DINNER TIME (so we can have Thanksgiving dinner "left-overs" and see who WON!) Also have some "meal disasters" fresh in for 2022 to report! Let us hear yours! This will be my 6th "annual THANKSGIVING DAY CAPTION CONTEST. (It's actually something like my 30th caption contest since joining in 2012--with lots of examples in the GLP Archives if you need to check for ideas!) Here is last year's Caption Contest: Thread: THE THANKSGIVING DAY CAPTION CONTEST IS UP! Win 2 GLP upgrades for fun captions! A.C.'s MUST HAVE A REGISTERED GLP ACCOUNT (BLUE NAME) FOR ME TO BE ABLE TO UPGRADE. Current members will receive green karma for their "winning captions" so everyone can enter. Anyone wishing to SPONSOR another GLP 1-month UPGRADE please PM me or let me know in the thread! END EDITS We are having a truly "blessed THANKSGIVING" this year. But I can tell you truthfully, there have been a few Turkey Day "bummers" that in hindsight are really rather funny to remember (though not so much when it's happening!) Some of the Thanksgivings we recall are the ones that go "SIDE-WAYS"--but in funny ways (not tragic, of course!) Thread that inspired this Thanksgiving CAPTION CONTEST: Thread: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama Let's SHARE CAPTION IDEAS this contest that reflect some HUMOR and some "rich STORY IDEAS"--Here's just one example I found in a google search where Thanksgiving didn't quite turn out like everyone expected: SIDE-WAYS THANKSGIVING VIDEO [link to youtu.be (secure)] 4 Minute duration. I just LOVED those little kid clips--the one where the little girl was crying because "the turkey's DEAD" ...and the one where she dropped her plate and couldn't bring herself to eat "something off the floor!" Just adorable. Just too funny. EVER HAD A HOLIDAY DINNER WHERE IT WAS SO "RUDE"...EVEN THE TURKEY WANTED TO LEAVE? "That Thanksgiving dinner was SO RUDE... I'm outta here!" CAPTION ONE OR ALL OF THESE IMAGES WITH "SIDE-WAYS TURKEY DAY" IN MIND: (Please give PIC NUMBER and/or title with your entry) I will give "special credit" for personal "sideways Thanksgiving stories with the CAPTION! Let's have some fun with this: PICTURE #1 "Yeah...they had thanksgiving dinner...this is the ONLY thing that didn't BURN!" Picture #2 "I caught my FISH today on Thanksgiving! ...What could go wrong?" Picture #3 "Bruce, the hungry raccoon...saw the Thanksgiving TABLE and decided to try to get a bite for himself!" Have a really great THANKSGIVING! (And please take it easy on each other!) The Oracle's Cookie TURKEY WITH SUIT CASE at station on Nov 23 Tom told farmer Brown he identified as a chicken, packed his bag and crossed the road !!!!! now you know the rest of the story!!!! How FUN! Reminds me of this smilie I created for the La Palma thread awhile back! Thanksgiving COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE! The Oracle's Cookie "You can sit here." (4 Words can begin/END a GLP story!) "Forest Gump" Know one thing totally and you will know ALL. Thread: St. Patrick's Day Caption Contest! Win ONE GLP Trial Membership (1 Month.) Thread: SOLAR WATCH * Huge X8.2 Flare Sept. 10, 2017! (Updated Daily) Thread: "What If I Can't Find You?" |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 84318516 United States11/25/2022 02:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video Raccoon: Watching Raccoon PO#N on windows 1.0 !!!!! Quoting: Coastie Patriot sorry not my best work !!!!!! not thankgiving related but still little funny hope not out of bounds Oracle It's all good, Coastie! Cute! The Oracle's Cookie "You can sit here." (4 Words can begin/END a GLP story!) "Forest Gump" Know one thing totally and you will know ALL. Thread: St. Patrick's Day Caption Contest! Win ONE GLP Trial Membership (1 Month.) Thread: SOLAR WATCH * Huge X8.2 Flare Sept. 10, 2017! (Updated Daily) Thread: "What If I Can't Find You?" |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 84318516 United States11/25/2022 02:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video I forgot to mention in the INTRO...that some of the GLP families come into the CAPTION CONTEST WITH THEIR KIDS --so that's why I request a PG13 Or alittle higher for captions. Rule of thumb for my contest threads: If you wouldn't want your kid to read it DON'T POST IT. Sorry--not meaning to censor. The Oracle's Cookie Raccoon: Watching Raccoon PO#N on windows 1.0 !!!!! Quoting: Coastie Patriot sorry not my best work !!!!!! not thankgiving related but still little funny hope not out of bounds Oracle It's all good, Coastie! Cute! The Oracle's Cookie "You can sit here." (4 Words can begin/END a GLP story!) "Forest Gump" Know one thing totally and you will know ALL. Thread: St. Patrick's Day Caption Contest! Win ONE GLP Trial Membership (1 Month.) Thread: SOLAR WATCH * Huge X8.2 Flare Sept. 10, 2017! (Updated Daily) Thread: "What If I Can't Find You?" |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 84318516 United States11/25/2022 02:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video [link to youtu.be (secure)]  At the 2:30 min mark in the "featured video" for our contest...the little girl who cries for her "dead turkey" really touched my heart. This child is an amazingly sensitive kid. Too precious! Just wanted to draw your attention to that clip. The Oracle's Cookie "You can sit here." (4 Words can begin/END a GLP story!) "Forest Gump" Know one thing totally and you will know ALL. Thread: St. Patrick's Day Caption Contest! Win ONE GLP Trial Membership (1 Month.) Thread: SOLAR WATCH * Huge X8.2 Flare Sept. 10, 2017! (Updated Daily) Thread: "What If I Can't Find You?" |
| Coastie Patriot User ID: 18076527 United States11/25/2022 03:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video raccoon: Hillbilly thanksgiving when cousin clem gets his pet raccoon plastered on White litenin and the Raccoon decides hes going to bed, even though its only 7 pm and hes nocturnal Last Edited by Coastie Patriot on 11/25/2022 03:13 PM Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
| Coastie Patriot User ID: 18076527 United States11/25/2022 03:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video raccoon: THE only way he could watch the thanksgiving game , Ricky had to see if the Buffalos beat the Mountain Lions Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
| Coastie Patriot User ID: 18076527 United States11/25/2022 03:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Closed--just for fun now! 6TH Annual "SIDE-WAYS" THANKSGIVING DAY Caption Contest! Win 1 free one-month Dec. GLP upgrade! Video I forgot to mention in the INTRO...that some of the GLP families come into the CAPTION CONTEST WITH THEIR KIDS --so that's why I request a PG13 Or alittle higher for captions. Rule of thumb for my contest threads: If you wouldn't want your kid to read it DON'T POST IT. Sorry--not meaning to censor. The Oracle's Cookie Raccoon: Watching Raccoon PO#N on windows 1.0 !!!!! Quoting: Coastie Patriot sorry not my best work !!!!!! not thankgiving related but still little funny hope not out of bounds Oracle It's all good, Coastie! Cute! The Oracle's Cookie well my kids are teens and well raised by me, a former sailor... that sets the bar pretty low..... seriously , i usually keepit pretty clean and you all should too Last Edited by Coastie Patriot on 11/25/2022 03:14 PM Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
