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I know this is gonna' sound crazy...

 
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11/26/2022 01:24 PM
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I know this is gonna' sound crazy...
...I mean real completely David Berkowitz bat-shit crazy....

....but...

...my neighbor's dog IS talking to me.


I told him, "look, Mike is your owner, and that is his fence, so no.... I'm not gonna' help you dig a hole under it to get out."

But he won't shut up.

I have no interest in roaming around the neighborhood and sniffin' for dog-pussy, but he doesn't care. he has a one track mind.

I can see him out back right now, but I'm staying in doors.

I got to quit talking to that guy. He is a provocateur.
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11/26/2022 01:30 PM
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Re: I know this is gonna' sound crazy...
as long as it is only the dog...


yeah nevermind... it is just psycho mind control out of control...
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11/26/2022 01:32 PM
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Re: I know this is gonna' sound crazy...
still better than not knowing if your friends are still real bc they start switching into roles that are not them to message you...
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11/26/2022 01:32 PM
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Re: I know this is gonna' sound crazy...
as long as it is only the dog...


yeah nevermind... it is just psycho mind control out of control...
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you're probably right. he is probably OK to talk to
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11/26/2022 01:33 PM
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Re: I know this is gonna' sound crazy...
as long as it is only the dog...


yeah nevermind... it is just psycho mind control out of control...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84823633


you're probably right. he is probably OK to talk to
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81279972


not really... just ignore it, it is just meant to fuck you up completely until you only wish to die...
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11/26/2022 01:36 PM
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Re: I know this is gonna' sound crazy...
as long as it is only the dog...


yeah nevermind... it is just psycho mind control out of control...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84823633


you're probably right. he is probably OK to talk to
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81279972


not really... just ignore it, it is just meant to fuck you up completely until you only wish to die...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84823633


if you can that is... well maybe the elites didnt lie... they hacked our brains.

fuck this fascist world... if my mind aint mine i dont need to exist.
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11/26/2022 01:37 PM
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Re: I know this is gonna' sound crazy...
damn dogs
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11/26/2022 01:38 PM
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Re: I know this is gonna' sound crazy...
damn dogs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9713213


dogs are cool.

mk narcissultra is not.
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11/26/2022 01:39 PM

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Re: I know this is gonna' sound crazy...
Come on. There is such a thing as a hidden audio video camera.

Of course the dogs talking will miraculously stop as soon as you set it all up.
Location?
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11/26/2022 01:39 PM
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Re: I know this is gonna' sound crazy...
...I mean real completely David Berkowitz bat-shit crazy....

....but...

...my neighbor's dog IS talking to me.


I told him, "look, Mike is your owner, and that is his fence, so no.... I'm not gonna' help you dig a hole under it to get out."

But he won't shut up.

I have no interest in roaming around the neighborhood and sniffin' for dog-pussy, but he doesn't care. he has a one track mind.

I can see him out back right now, but I'm staying in doors.

I got to quit talking to that guy. He is a provocateur.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81279972




So - is the dog on Mike's side - barking - to you - asking you to dig a hole through to your side - so he can go sniff doggy-pussy?


Is there a reason he can't dig the hole himself?
HairyBarbarian
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11/26/2022 01:52 PM
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Re: I know this is gonna' sound crazy...
This is a well known effect of 5G.

This is, of course, only some guy in an office foisting this into your brain, however in the not too distant future, he'll tell you to kill others, so I strongly recommend moving away from the 5G towers and installing electromagnetic blocking curtains in your home.
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11/26/2022 02:11 PM
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Re: I know this is gonna' sound crazy...
still better than not knowing if your friends are still real bc they start switching into roles that are not them to message you...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84823633


I got cha'

NPC Replacement Theory
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11/26/2022 02:13 PM
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Re: I know this is gonna' sound crazy...
damn dogs
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dogs are cool.

mk narcissultra is not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84823633


I don't project his behavior onto the 'dog group'.

That would be racist.
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11/26/2022 02:13 PM
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Re: I know this is gonna' sound crazy...
...I mean real completely David Berkowitz bat-shit crazy....

....but...

...my neighbor's dog IS talking to me.


I told him, "look, Mike is your owner, and that is his fence, so no.... I'm not gonna' help you dig a hole under it to get out."

But he won't shut up.

I have no interest in roaming around the neighborhood and sniffin' for dog-pussy, but he doesn't care. he has a one track mind.

I can see him out back right now, but I'm staying in doors.

I got to quit talking to that guy. He is a provocateur.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81279972




So - is the dog on Mike's side - barking - to you - asking you to dig a hole through to your side - so he can go sniff doggy-pussy?


Is there a reason he can't dig the hole himself?
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian


I don't know why he wanted help. I just told him no.
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11/26/2022 02:14 PM
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Re: I know this is gonna' sound crazy...
Come on. There is such a thing as a hidden audio video camera.

Of course the dogs talking will miraculously stop as soon as you set it all up.
 Quoting: Feathery


how would a dog get a camera?
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11/26/2022 03:08 PM
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Re: I know this is gonna' sound crazy...
still better than not knowing if your friends are still real bc they start switching into roles that are not them to message you...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84823633


I got cha'

NPC Replacement Theory
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81279972


Actually, we've been chipping,and GMOing the pets for years. And its the cat selling the dog on flea-bay that causing the dog to find a new home.(or a cat attacker for revenge)
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11/26/2022 03:17 PM
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Re: I know this is gonna' sound crazy...
still better than not knowing if your friends are still real bc they start switching into roles that are not them to message you...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84823633


I got cha'

NPC Replacement Theory
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81279972


Actually, we've been chipping,and GMOing the pets for years. And its the cat selling the dog on flea-bay that causing the dog to find a new home.(or a cat attacker for revenge)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80786480


That’s one crazy duck that Howard. If I could be like Mike
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11/26/2022 03:28 PM
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Re: I know this is gonna' sound crazy...
still better than not knowing if your friends are still real bc they start switching into roles that are not them to message you...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84823633


I got cha'

NPC Replacement Theory
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81279972


Actually, we've been chipping,and GMOing the pets for years. And its the cat selling the dog on flea-bay that causing the dog to find a new home.(or a cat attacker for revenge)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80786480


The Cats suck, but they are mostly quiet.
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11/26/2022 03:29 PM
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Re: I know this is gonna' sound crazy...
hahnaaaa
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11/26/2022 03:31 PM
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Re: I know this is gonna' sound crazy...
OP - you were vaxxed, weren't you?
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11/26/2022 03:55 PM
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Re: I know this is gonna' sound crazy...
[link to i.imgur.com (secure)]
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11/26/2022 04:01 PM
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Re: I know this is gonna' sound crazy...
He's calling you again...

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11/26/2022 04:22 PM
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Re: I know this is gonna' sound crazy...
Come on. There is such a thing as a hidden audio video camera.

Of course the dogs talking will miraculously stop as soon as you set it all up.
 Quoting: Feathery


Every. Fucking. Time.





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