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ONLY the buried will live again: If you're cremated, you have 0 chance at life after death, ghosts, God, all that is finished 4U!

 
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ONLY the buried will live again: If you're cremated, you have 0 chance at life after death, ghosts, God, all that is finished 4U!
And if you're a White one, shame on you if you had your relatives burned: you will NEVER see them again. They are gone forever, burned in hell.

Burned people canNOT reach God. No heaven for you. No paradise. Burn in hell, cremated freaks!!!! You cannot even become a ghost!!!

Only NORMAL people who are BURIED stand a chance at the afterlife, a comeback, becoming a spirit, a ghost, or reaching heaven/paradise.
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Been saying this for decades! It's barbaric, is what it is!
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Re: ONLY the buried will live again: If you're cremated, you have 0 chance at life after death, ghosts, God, all that is finished 4U!
got any of that proof for your incredible claim?
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Not true. Burial is disgusting. Nothing could be creepier.
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Re: ONLY the buried will live again: If you're cremated, you have 0 chance at life after death, ghosts, God, all that is finished 4U!
Same with Satan's caskets. He traps you in them forever.

Real men are buried and rot in the ground!
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Re: ONLY the buried will live again: If you're cremated, you have 0 chance at life after death, ghosts, God, all that is finished 4U!
And if you're a White one, shame on you if you had your relatives burned: you will NEVER see them again. They are gone forever, burned in hell.

Burned people canNOT reach God. No heaven for you. No paradise. Burn in hell, cremated freaks!!!! You cannot even become a ghost!!!

Only NORMAL people who are BURIED stand a chance at the afterlife, a comeback, becoming a spirit, a ghost, or reaching heaven/paradise.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83159530


You are making shit up. There is no scripture that says that.

Also, consider your great grandmother now lying in the cold, cold ground who has been eaten up by worms and digested by bacteria and used as food by trees. There isn’t much of her left except her gold jewelry.

What about soldiers blown apart on the battlefield?

Firemen burned up rescuing children?

That guy that recently fell into molten steel?

Only those who believe in him stand a chance. Your dead body doesn’t matter. Your live body doesn’t matter much either.

- Romans 10:13 “For ‘everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.’”
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Re: ONLY the buried will live again: If you're cremated, you have 0 chance at life after death, ghosts, God, all that is finished 4U!
And if you're a White one, shame on you if you had your relatives burned: you will NEVER see them again. They are gone forever, burned in hell.

Burned people canNOT reach God. No heaven for you. No paradise. Burn in hell, cremated freaks!!!! You cannot even become a ghost!!!

Only NORMAL people who are BURIED stand a chance at the afterlife, a comeback, becoming a spirit, a ghost, or reaching heaven/paradise.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83159530


You are making shit up. There is no scripture that says that.

Also, consider your great grandmother now lying in the cold, cold ground who has been eaten up by worms and digested by bacteria and used as food by trees. There isn’t much of her left except her gold jewelry.

What about soldiers blown apart on the battlefield?

Firemen burned up rescuing children?

That guy that recently fell into molten steel?

Only those who believe in him stand a chance. Your dead body doesn’t matter. Your live body doesn’t matter much either.

- Romans 10:13 “For ‘everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.’”
 Quoting: A Jackson


WTF did I just read! yoda
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Re: ONLY the buried will live again: If you're cremated, you have 0 chance at life after death, ghosts, God, all that is finished 4U!
And if you're a White one, shame on you if you had your relatives burned: you will NEVER see them again. They are gone forever, burned in hell.

Burned people canNOT reach God. No heaven for you. No paradise. Burn in hell, cremated freaks!!!! You cannot even become a ghost!!!

Only NORMAL people who are BURIED stand a chance at the afterlife, a comeback, becoming a spirit, a ghost, or reaching heaven/paradise.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83159530


You are making shit up. There is no scripture that says that.

Also, consider your great grandmother now lying in the cold, cold ground who has been eaten up by worms and digested by bacteria and used as food by trees. There isn’t much of her left except her gold jewelry.

What about soldiers blown apart on the battlefield?

Firemen burned up rescuing children?

That guy that recently fell into molten steel?

Only those who believe in him stand a chance. Your dead body doesn’t matter. Your live body doesn’t matter much either.

- Romans 10:13 “For ‘everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.’”
 Quoting: A Jackson


They are just dumbasses that think God needs your pieces to resurrect you and put you back together, like the Egyptian Osiris. Eventually anyone buried is going to rot into just bones, their flesh will have been devoured by maggots, worms, bacteria, filtered through the ground, absorbed by plant roots and incorporated into them. Eventually with enough time even the bones can be completely obliterated. I guess all of those people will be past the "window" of resurrection. People are dumb though.

Last Edited by themessengernevermatters on 11/28/2022 01:46 AM
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Re: ONLY the buried will live again: If you're cremated, you have 0 chance at life after death, ghosts, God, all that is finished 4U!
by this logic, people killed by nuclear explosion will never be resurrected.
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Re: ONLY the buried will live again: If you're cremated, you have 0 chance at life after death, ghosts, God, all that is finished 4U!
And who are you a mummy. You are not my mummy.
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Re: ONLY the buried will live again: If you're cremated, you have 0 chance at life after death, ghosts, God, all that is finished 4U!
No dna left...you cannot stick around.
For this is important to clean house and get rid of personal object in a house of a deceased.

Also it appears that your second body isnt that ethereal as you may think and can be stuck in caves, collapsed buildings, caskets etc. And it is not fun!
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by this logic, people killed by nuclear explosion will never be resurrected.
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And so all the indians would never reincarnated either as indians.
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Re: ONLY the buried will live again: If you're cremated, you have 0 chance at life after death, ghosts, God, all that is finished 4U!
Curious question: how do all the maggots/worms get into a fully sealed casket? People always say"you'll be eaten by worms"

The caskets are sealed... And you're pumped full of chemicals, how the hell are they getting in?
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Re: ONLY the buried will live again: If you're cremated, you have 0 chance at life after death, ghosts, God, all that is finished 4U!
And if you're a White one, shame on you if you had your relatives burned: you will NEVER see them again. They are gone forever, burned in hell.

Burned people canNOT reach God. No heaven for you. No paradise. Burn in hell, cremated freaks!!!! You cannot even become a ghost!!!

Only NORMAL people who are BURIED stand a chance at the afterlife, a comeback, becoming a spirit, a ghost, or reaching heaven/paradise.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83159530

Of course! This is pretty much common sense. That's why such practice was always reserved by uncivilized cultures. For the life of me, I'll never understand why White conservatives seek to emulate dangerous libtard practices by those uncivilized cultures.

This is pretty much on par (though much more dangerous) with Whites having Buddha sculptures and other Qwan Yin/Shiva statuettes in their homes. You'd be surprised by how many wealthy republicans keep them in their homes.

Of course, a statuette is a lot less dangerous than burning your flesh. About 45% that are cremated aren't even dead when they are and wake up alive in an oven!
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Re: ONLY the buried will live again: If you're cremated, you have 0 chance at life after death, ghosts, God, all that is finished 4U!
Nonsense.

The Creator can't reconstitute your carcass?!

Of course He can...
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Another fuckwit troll.
Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional.
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Re: ONLY the buried will live again: If you're cremated, you have 0 chance at life after death, ghosts, God, all that is finished 4U!
Curious question: how do all the maggots/worms get into a fully sealed casket? People always say"you'll be eaten by worms"

The caskets are sealed... And you're pumped full of chemicals, how the hell are they getting in?
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They don't get in, the same that fruit flies don't "smell your fruit from miles away and get in your house". They are borne from the inside out! But you knew this, of course!
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Re: ONLY the buried will live again: If you're cremated, you have 0 chance at life after death, ghosts, God, all that is finished 4U!
Nonsense.

The Creator can't reconstitute your carcass?!

Of course He can...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84833418


Another fuckwit troll.
 Quoting: Katipo


You both sound like the jibby-jabbed, trying denial see if it fits.

Buyers' remorse?!
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Re: ONLY the buried will live again: If you're cremated, you have 0 chance at life after death, ghosts, God, all that is finished 4U!
Nonsense.

The Creator can't reconstitute your carcass?!

Of course He can...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84833418


Another fuckwit troll.
 Quoting: Katipo


You both sound like the jibby-jabbed, trying denial see if it fits.

Buyers' remorse?!
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What did I say that you differ with?
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Re: ONLY the buried will live again: If you're cremated, you have 0 chance at life after death, ghosts, God, all that is finished 4U!
God can put your dumbass back together atom by atom if necessary.

Piece o' cake.

Duh.
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Wrap me in a paper shroud and bury me in a Forrest.hf
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Re: ONLY the buried will live again: If you're cremated, you have 0 chance at life after death, ghosts, God, all that is finished 4U!
And if you're a White one, shame on you if you had your relatives burned: you will NEVER see them again. They are gone forever, burned in hell.

Burned people canNOT reach God. No heaven for you. No paradise. Burn in hell, cremated freaks!!!! You cannot even become a ghost!!!

Only NORMAL people who are BURIED stand a chance at the afterlife, a comeback, becoming a spirit, a ghost, or reaching heaven/paradise.
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So people that die in a house fire or people that were vaporized on 911 are phucked?

No you are phucked, in the head!
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Re: ONLY the buried will live again: If you're cremated, you have 0 chance at life after death, ghosts, God, all that is finished 4U!
The Level of Stupid from the OP causes Covid.
The lethal variant.
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God can't?!
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Re: ONLY the buried will live again: If you're cremated, you have 0 chance at life after death, ghosts, God, all that is finished 4U!
What if christian gets killed by throwing in a volcano for his faith?
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Re: ONLY the buried will live again: If you're cremated, you have 0 chance at life after death, ghosts, God, all that is finished 4U!
God can put your dumbass back together atom by atom if necessary.

Piece o' cake.

Duh.
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Atoms don't exist.
Lol
Just like the content of yor skull.
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My final wishes are to be burned on a pyre like my ancestors.
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Re: ONLY the buried will live again: If you're cremated, you have 0 chance at life after death, ghosts, God, all that is finished 4U!
What about when you're eaten and become a turd?





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