Died Unexpectedly - TULSA, Okla. - Country Music Singer/Songwriter Jake Flint, DEAD at 37, Just Hours after His Wedding...

That's gonna make one awesome Country ballad for Derek Johnson!:

Country singer Jake Flint died at the age of 37 just after marrying his wife
That's gonna make one awesome Country ballad for Derek Johnson!:

The Ballad of Jake Flint

I'm standin' at the gates of Heaven,
Having lost my brand new wife,
When the covid vaccine infected me,
And I lost my precious life.

Oh, they said it was safe to take,
And to travel it was the law,
But it clogged up all my arteries
So bad I couldn't unsnap my honey's bra,

Oh don't you cry or weep for me
For I failed to listen to all the danger signs,
There's plenty good people and guitar to play up here,
And the weather's always fine,
No bugs, no bills, no Biden,
You know He's goin' to Hell anyway,
Along with Fauci, Garland and the FBI
And that'll really make everyone's day!

Oh, they said it was safe to take it,
And to travel it was the law,
But it clogged up all my arteries
Just because I followed the fuckin’ Law.

It really clogged my arteries so bad,
I couldn't unsnap my honey's bra.


copyright: Telaneric all rights reserved Nov 29, 2021

We really can't finish his song until the autopsy results are in, if we even get them.

You diagnosed it, now dancing at weddings makes people "die suddenly." Don't be baffled and play the raffle.

every move you make, every breath you take,
they'll be killin' you

Dude that’s gold

Well, at least he didn't die of COVID.

GLP murdered him!

All of you antivaxers and conspiracy theorists caused him to die, NPR says so and NPR is government funded so you know it’s a fact!

Quit killing people my fellow GLPers!

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81% of people in the USA are vaxxed

Percentages of people around the world who were given the Covid vaccine:

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The vaccines given in each country
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Last Edited by nutmeg on 11/29/2022 08:18 AM

And 81 million voted for Biden/Harris

nice to see so many people , willing to do what's right

Doctors are completely baffled. Just can't figure it out it seems.

JAKE FLINT= 88
STROKE= 88
dies age 37
DIES= 37
TAWAIN STRAIT = 88

Wonder if his will was up to date.

Honeymoon sex causes heart attacks.

I found another dead one today
Clarence Gilyard Jr 66
No cause of death given
They must still be baffled over it
It’s creepy guys
Reading the news is like going out in the world and finding dead people everywhere

Now there's a gold digger that didn't waste any time.

How much was he worth?

And Brandon Dies at 81..

Happy widow maybe. Was he wealthy?

I remember someone saying 3 to 5 years.

I never heard of the guy until today.

Jake Flint Net Worth
Jake Flint had an estimated net worth of $100,000 at the time he died.

A gold digger? $100,000?

Are you serious?

His concerts are at the Elk's Lodge, Pizza Restaurants....
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Last Edited by nutmeg on 11/29/2022 09:05 AM

And...... as usual.....

All the Doctors are baffled!

BRAVO! You have excellent song writing skills!

Booster shot could of saved his life maybe!!

It sure is.

It is probably a lot of money to a woman from Oklahoma.

Seems he was a fatty. Did he workout?

That's high falutin for Oklahoma.

It's called life insurance. She cashed in. Bet you he wasn't even vaxxed. Another case of the nasty wife farting from her coochie and booty infecting this poor man. Probably died during wedding sex.

Last Edited by Olympus Mons on 11/29/2022 09:25 AM

'The Gambler' comes to mind