That's gonna make one awesome Country ballad for Derek Johnson!:

Country singer Jake Flint died at the age of 37 just after marrying his wife
That's gonna make one awesome Country ballad for Derek Johnson!:

The Ballad of Jake Flint

I'm standin' at the gates of Heaven,
Having lost my brand new wife,
When the covid vaccine infected me,
And I lost my precious life.

Oh, they said it was safe to take,
And to travel it was the law,
But it clogged up all my arteries
So bad I couldn't unsnap my honey's bra,

Oh don't you cry or weep for me
For I failed to listen to all the danger signs,
There's plenty good people and guitar to play up here,
And the weather's always fine,
No bugs, no bills, no Biden,
You know He's goin' to Hell anyway,
Along with Fauci, Garland and the FBI
And that'll really make everyone's day!

Oh, they said it was safe to take it,
And to travel it was the law,
But it clogged up all my arteries
Just because I followed the fuckin’ Law.

It really clogged my arteries so bad,
I couldn't unsnap my honey's bra.


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