When are we going to be able to mail order Russian brides?

Already possible.

Do they come in plain brown wrapping, you know, so the postman and the neighbors can't recognize what's in the package?

Should be talking Ukraine brides.

It’s going to be sooner than you think. All young men are gone in my suburban town.. 70% women now..

Come and gone.

That was 30 years ago, 1992 to 1998.

How? The Feminists that run the state department make it so complicated that it is Impossible. Rules are that you MUST visit a girl in her country (and get pictures) before any attempt is made for her immigration. They also even demand that the American get a Police Report of themselves to submit it to them, plus reams of interrogations.
That is NOT a mail order Bride. You can't just send her ticket money and expect for her to land at the local airport. You also MUST marry, or she goes back. You can't just live happily as BF, GF.
It's government sticking it's nose into the citizens freedom.

ETA. Maybe it varies by country. My only experience is with trying to marry Russian/Ukrainian woman.

Last Edited by Pilgrim001 on 11/29/2022 08:47 PM