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Naked aliens on White House lawn... what not to look at.

 
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Naked aliens on White House lawn... what not to look at.
OK. Let's imagine for a second a scenario.

It's 5:45 AM in Washington D.C. Military and civilian radar picks up several large unidentified flying objects inbound for our Nation's Capitol. Before the Air Force has a chance to scramble fighters, three huge 400 yard long spaceships are seen hovering silently over the White House. Rotating slowly presenting a soft blue glow. From what seem to be hundreds of windows and portholes, amber, blue and white lights sparkle through the morning low hanging clouds.

So sudden was their arrival that many folks caught up in their morning commutes hadn't even noticed them if not for the sound of several fighter jets breaking the sound barrier as they move in to maneuver in circles around the unknown ships.

Traffic comes to a halt as all cars stop running. More people take notice as television, radio and private communications are cut off. The visitors have taken the city by surprise.

Opinions are divided as horrified people leave their cars and run towards the nearest building, while others just sit and stare agape at the ships. Yet there are those that are either more adventurous, foolish or simply curious, start walking towards the White House as they fix their eyes on the alien craft.

Mesmerized and amazed the people near the Capitol building look up at one of the ships that was hovering much lower than the other two, expecting something___anything, as they gather at the White House fence.

Suddenly, window panes for blocks are shattered by an ear-piercing trumpeting note. Somewhat reminiscent of a blue whale mating call yet much more defined and crisp.

This sound is so loud that it wakes up President Bush from his beauty sleep. He rushes to the window and can hardly believe his eyes as he yells - "There here! There here! Dang Nabbit their here!" He quickly throws on his presidential robe and rushes to the door.

As he runs out the front door onto the White House lawn a beam of blue light coming from the largest ship is suddenly focused on a spot just a few yards in front of Bush, stopping him cold in his tracks. Bush starts to stare at the alien from top to bottom. Then he fixates on what seem to be two red eyes. When all of the sudden a beam of incandescent energy ZAPS Bush and reduces him to a pile of ashes.

- OK, Happy Ending this time, however...


If you will bear with me I will describe the alien being that starts to materialize in front of the President... Imagine a normal adult male in his 40's. Now imagine he opens is mouth really wide and sticks out his tongue. Imagine his tongue getting longer, and longer. So long that it reaches the ground... Now imagine that the only that tongue remains and the rest of the human figure disappears... That long tongue is the alien so of course its completely naked. Now I ask... If alien beings visit us one day and they are, as the alien in this little story, indeed naked.

How in the hell will we know at which part of the aliens to not look? After all, we don't want to piss them off as Bush has in our little tale.
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04/02/2008 04:56 AM
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Re: Naked aliens on White House lawn... what not to look at.
and why would they go to the white house? why buch?
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04/02/2008 05:14 AM
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Re: Naked aliens on White House lawn... what not to look at.
The US simply isnt that important old son
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04/02/2008 05:44 AM
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Re: Naked aliens on White House lawn... what not to look at.
and why would they go to the white house? why buch?
 Quoting: vet ikke


You prefer that they show up at your place?

You seem to have missed the entire point here.
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Re: Naked aliens on White House lawn... what not to look at.
The US simply isnt that important old son
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 406215


You too have missed the point of my inquiry...

Son? that would make you around 95 if you were my father.
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and why would they go to the white house? why buch?


You prefer that they show up at your place?

You seem to have missed the entire point here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 362179

and the point is....????
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04/02/2008 06:00 AM
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Re: Naked aliens on White House lawn... what not to look at.
and the point is....????
 Quoting: vet ikke


THE POINT IS TO HAVE A FUCKING SENSE OF HUMOR, WINDBAG.
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hahahaha

i doubt the aliens would be afraid to show off any of their body parts. i wonder who invented the idea that it is indecent to expose your reproductive organs? makes no sense to me
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hahahaha

i doubt the aliens would be afraid to show off any of their body parts. i wonder who invented the idea that it is indecent to expose your reproductive organs? makes no sense to me
 Quoting: Viper


FINALLY an intelligent comment!

KUDOS for your humor my friend. You hit it straight on the head.
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04/02/2008 06:16 AM
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Re: Naked aliens on White House lawn... what not to look at.
Always look up to the highest point.
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Re: Naked aliens on White House lawn... what not to look at.
Always look up to the highest point.
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What if the alien is doing a handstand?





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