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For 31 minutes on Dec. 7, Mars will disappear behind the moon.. pray that you may be able to escape all that is about to happen, and that you man

 
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So if you are disappointed with no doom with the lunar-mars occultation on December 7th, the next one is on January 30th 2023

Then another one on February 28th.

[link to www.derekscope.co.uk (secure)]

They’re are common and happen multiple times every year since the beginning of history and no doom yet.

This has got to be one of the dumbest doom threads of the week, and even worse - OP uses the Bible to concoct this false prophecy.
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I don’t know if I can stand all this mars-moon doom coming up over the next couple of months.

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I wonder what that means astrologically?
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Re: For 31 minutes on Dec. 7, Mars will disappear behind the moon.. pray that you may be able to escape all that is about to happen, and that you man
I will get a bag of disco biscuits from my local yardee and await the fireworks off my tits.
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I will get a bag of disco biscuits from my local yardee and await the fireworks off my tits.
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Buy in bulk from Costco then you’ll have enough for the lunar occultations of Mars doom in January and February as well.

Just think…this thread can be honored in the GLP hall of fails thread for three months in a row. Nice work, OP!

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December 6th Donald J Trump declared Jerusalem the Capital of Israel, It fell on a very important Historical date.


Does anybody Know what the historical date was?
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The day that trump bent over and let israel penetrate his orange asshole?

Oh wait, that is every day. Lol.
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His asshole was orange. Post penetration it is as red as mars.
When the log rolls over we are all going to die
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I will warm up a spot in the GLP Hall of fails for you
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Pretty sure they already occupy a few spots
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I will warm up a spot in the GLP Hall of fails for you
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Pretty sure they already occupy a few spots
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I think you can safely place this fail over there today.
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Re: For 31 minutes on Dec. 7, Mars will disappear behind the moon.. pray that you may be able to escape all that is about to happen, and that you man
Sounds cool OP.

What drugs do you recommend go good with that?
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A Sober mind...
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Re: For 31 minutes on Dec. 7, Mars will disappear behind the moon.. pray that you may be able to escape all that is about to happen, and that you man
Ok. So the last time this happened was 21 July 2022. And before that it was 22 June 2022. So this is like the 3rd time THIS YEAR!


But I have good news to OP, the moon will occult Ur'anus on 5th of December this year! That's in 3 days!


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We need some sort of doom agenda/calender, all those random dooms confuse and frustrate me. If I want to make a dentist appointment, I first have to scroll through hundreds of posts to see if a doom will happen that day -no sense making a dentist appointment if doom is about to strike-, if I want to plan a holiday, same shit! Now if there was some sort of doom catalog and/or calendar, I could finally plan my life accordingly.

It is also very handy for the doom predictors, because that way there will be much less double doom days, by planning their particular doom on a day that isn’t already taken by someone else’s doom. Which can lead to embarrassing situations. You will look very stupid and unprofessional, when your standing there all dressed up in your flood doom outfit, snorkel and flippers, flood bug-out bag and inflatable raft, when there’s actually an erupting super volcano, invasion of gay aliens -don’t wanna get caught by those pesky horny space pelgrims without an ample supply of lubricant- or a solar micro nova.

Anyway, tell me what you think.
Not that I’ll give a fuck.

Have a nice weekend y’all!

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Re: For 31 minutes on Dec. 7, Mars will disappear behind the moon.. pray that you may be able to escape all that is about to happen, and that you man
So if you are disappointed with no lunar-mars occultation on December 7th, the next one is on January 30th 2023

Then another one on February 28th.

[link to www.derekscope.co.uk (secure)]

They’re are common and happen multiple times every year since the beginning of history and no doom yet.

This has got to be one of the dumbest doom threads of the week, and even worse - OP uses the Bible to concoct this false prophecy.
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Ok. So the last time this happened was 21 July 2022. And before that it was 22 June 2022. So this is like the 3rd time THIS YEAR!


But I have good news to OP, the moon will occult Ur'anus on 5th of December this year! That's in 3 days!


alien16
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See above.

After the mars-moon doom this week, we get it again in January and February.

epiclol
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I will warm up a spot in the GLP Hall of fails for you
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good idea
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Re: For 31 minutes on Dec. 7, Mars will disappear behind the moon.. pray that you may be able to escape all that is about to happen, and that you man
Hanukkah is Uwish Festival of Lights. The word 'Hanukkah' means 'Dedication' in He is brew. It celebrates a miracle that happened in Jerusalem over 2,000 years ago.

Enoch means "Dedication"

Enoch walked with God; then he was no more, because God took him away." Genesis 5:24


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Very interesting, Thank you.
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I will warm up a spot in the GLP Hall of fails for you
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hesright
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*Cue*




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It's the League of Fails.

Ordinary individuals who post absolutely bat shit insane predictions.

Wonder If It's A Woman- With her bracelets of bullshit and lasso of indignant replies, she predicts the immanent return of Jesus---weekly.

Aquatic Doomboy- Every earthquake, even one in the middle of the Sahara, is going to produce a 100ft high tsssunami.

Chickehawk Man- Every Hollywood Celebrity is a pedophile. Projecting his on pedophilic nature on to anyone that disagrees with him!

Batshit Crazy Man- He knows the Earth is flat and that JFK was assassinated inter-dimensional commandos from Vega 69!

And Superdude- He predicted Clint Eastwood's death would be the temporal marker for upheaval. His impenetrable defense is the fact he's only passing along dreams, not making predictions. Able to ignore ACs in a single bound!

Together---they are the League of Fails!
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Re: For 31 minutes on Dec. 7, Mars will disappear behind the moon.. pray that you may be able to escape all that is about to happen, and that you man
And on the night of Dec. 7, 2022, the Red Planet better watch out because the moon is coming to block Mars out.

When you look toward the moon that night at 10:20, you will see this very bright orange-colored star – which is actually Mars – just below the full moon. One second it will be there, and the next, poof, it will be gone. Mars’ light will be blocked (or occulted) by the much closer moon.

For about 30 minutes, Mars will be behind the moon but will pop back into view as quickly as it was snuffed out.



Thread: Jesus ESCAPED on Hanukkah.."I know my sheep and they know me"

Luke 21:36

Be Watchful for the Day
For it will come upon all who dwell on the face of all the earth. So keep watch at all times, and pray that you may have the strength to escape all that is about to happen and to stand before the Son of Man.”


Occultation of Mars on the evening of December 7, 2022



December 7, 1941: A Date Which Will Live In Infamy..


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You are so cool in blue, to bad you cannot read it with dark background.
What people see with your coolio colors.

https://imgur.com/a/N4dtpxP


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Dec 7... this year?

Or do we have to wait 2 weeks later?
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Sooooo scared
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Re: For 31 minutes on Dec. 7, Mars will disappear behind the moon.. pray that you may be able to escape all that is about to happen, and that you man
this specific transit last happened in 1941

look at the chart on the 7th this year and compare

looks scary, whenever you have all the planets on one half of the elliptic shit gets weird
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this specific transit last happened in 1941

look at the chart on the 7th this year and compare

looks scary, whenever you have all the planets on one half of the elliptic shit gets weird
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What kind of a pussy are you?

Scary?

Really?
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Re: For 31 minutes on Dec. 7, Mars will disappear behind the moon.. pray that you may be able to escape all that is about to happen, and that you man
It's like listening to shaggy afyer a brief seperation from his friends.

Zoinks, the stars are looking very scary!
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Mars can be seen with the naked eye, right now. Cool - it's going behind the moon but will be back with a vengeance.
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It's like listening to shaggy afyer a brief seperation from his friends.

Zoinks, the stars are looking very scary!

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so much effort to put someone down so ungracefully

the tptb like to use the planets as a clock. certain times they like to pop off. given the current schedule, next week seems perfect for chaos

how about we behave like adults and come back here then, feel free to gloat later
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It's like listening to shaggy afyer a brief seperation from his friends.

Zoinks, the stars are looking very scary!

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blahblah
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Shhhhhh...

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I think there is something coming this month, something huge before the start of 2023
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There is...The New Madrid Quake will finally happen in December.

The ramifications will be felt worldwide. There will be flooding not seen in centuries.

The west coast will then follow.
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Better really happen this time or else Zetas wrong again
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On December 7 the Moon Will Photobomb Mars
Much of North America can witness a delightful astronomical event on the evening of December 7 as the moon blocks out Mars..


[link to www.scientificamerican.com (secure)]

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 Quoting: christian


Hey idiot you forgot to mention this happens every 2 years.

Another Nothing Burger...

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About every two years, Earth and Mars wind up on opposite sides of the sun. Thats called “solar conjunction.”

It's like being on either side of a huge bonfire: we can't see Mars, and our landers, rovers, and orbiters can't see us.

[link to solarsystem.nasa.gov (secure)]
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The article said it happens once or twice a year. (and will not be visible from the South East USA.
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Where does it say that in the link, show me..
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"This event, called an occultation—from a Latin word meaning “hidden”—happens once or twice per year somewhere on Earth. But like a solar eclipse, you have to be in the right place at the right time to see it."

[link to www.scientificamerican.com (secure)]

I have no dog in this race. I don't care if this is the first time or the hundredth time this happened in the last 50 years. It's just planets and moons lining up to block your view from your back deck.

Means nothing unless you are trying to bounce a laser beam off mars to measure distance, and the Moon blocks it for a couple minutes.

If you want to think it is a super rare event that ushers in the apocalypse, good for you.

There is also a map that gives the viewing areas on Earth. South east USA is not in the Window, so we will not witness whatever it is, at least not in its full world ending splendor. :)

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It's like listening to shaggy afyer a brief seperation from his friends.

Zoinks, the stars are looking very scary!

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blahblah
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Shhhhhh...

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haha you certainly are a special breed aren’t you

there are reasons people don’t get along anymore
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Hey idiot you forgot to mention this happens every 2 years.

Another Nothing Burger...

..................................................

About every two years, Earth and Mars wind up on opposite sides of the sun. Thats called “solar conjunction.”

It's like being on either side of a huge bonfire: we can't see Mars, and our landers, rovers, and orbiters can't see us.

[link to solarsystem.nasa.gov (secure)]
 Quoting: *SNR


The article said it happens once or twice a year. (and will not be visible from the South East USA.
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Where does it say that in the link, show me..
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"This event, called an occultation—from a Latin word meaning “hidden”—happens once or twice per year somewhere on Earth. But like a solar eclipse, you have to be in the right place at the right time to see it."

[link to www.scientificamerican.com (secure)]

I have no dog in this race. I don't care if this is the first time or the hundredth time this happened in the last 50 years. It's just planets and moons lining up to block your view from your back deck.

Means nothing unless you are trying to bounce a laser beam off mars to measure distance, and the Moon blocks it for a couple minutes.

If you want to think it is a super rare event that ushers in the apocalypse, good for you.

There is also a map that gives the viewing areas on Earth. South east USA is not in the Window, so we will not witness whatever it is, at least not in its full world ending splendor. :)
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eh just look at every major historical event

and tell me if it’s just about bouncing lasers ;)
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Re: For 31 minutes on Dec. 7, Mars will disappear behind the moon.. pray that you may be able to escape all that is about to happen, and that you man
Gotta imagine this happens every few decades or so what makes this time so different?
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When is the last time it happened?
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Every 2 years, look it up.

You just put your foot in your mouth on this one..

f00tinmouth-ahem
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You are mistaken.





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