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Message Subject Cops: Man battered clerk who called wife 'Karen'...
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I smack a doorman once for calling my wife and "stupid fucking slut." The basic gist of the tale. My wife has a really nice coat. We were all out celebrating with friends who were moving. They were recently married and he had gone from Air National Guard to Regular Air Force.

In all fairness, my wife was dressed a little trashy. Short skirt,fish nets, low cut blouse, but hey, she was hot AF. I mean, she looked like some rock video chick with the big ass hair and so forth. But, I mean it was the mid 90s. And frankly, I didn't mind. She was goin' home with me and she had a fantastic body so why not show it?

So, the guy hits on her while we're all waiting to get in the club. And she holds up a hand and points to the back of line where I and the other fellas were stuck. We had come in different cars, the girls got in line first, and it was a "no cutsies" sort of rule.

So, the guy gives me the, "I can take your chick" look as we're paying to get in. I'm 6'5" 225lbs. He's 6 & half a notch, or so. About 240lbs with the Liver King build. I look like a crew rower. Basically same build as Rob Waddell in those days. And I just blow him off, he's spoilin' for a fight, and I ain't.

The night is raucous and fun. I'm sober as a judge, but havin' a good time. My wife is tipsy, but not ripped. So, it's about an hour before closing and we're ready to head home and I'm a raging bag of hormones just wanting to get her naked ASAP. And she is right there with me! Let's get our here!

We go to the coat check and the girl behind the counter has lost her coat. And the bouncer says, "Hey, give me your phone number and I'll call you and tell you when we find it."

I've been a bouncer, I know this is an old trick to get a chick's digits. So, I spike up and tell him to back the fuck off. She also knows the trick and says, "Look dude, I'm very much married. Back off! I want my coat."

And like someone flipped a switch, he says, "Fuck you stupid fucking slut."

Left hook, right cross, left hook. He hit the floor and the other guys I was with made half moon around me and told the other bouncers to fuck off. We left and he lost his job after the coat check girl fessed up that he had told her to hide her coat so he could get her number.

Side note, he was arrested for forceable sodomy years later and is currently an RSO in Oklahoma. I am still very much happily married to that "fucking stupid slut."

TlDR: The moral of the story. It's a free country. You have a right to your opinion. But, your right to swing your fist ends at the tip of my nose. Don't fuck with a man's children or his wife.
 
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