Im Elon Mustard ask me a ?

Elon, can i have one of your Teslas after you're dead?

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Hillary did it in the Red Room with a hatchet.


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DIJON OR SPICY TURD BROWN ???

Hello.

Do you happen to have any Grey Poupon?

Elon Musktard

Regular or footlong?

You're criminal accomplice to mr musk

Hello Elon,

what can you tell us?

were you in the Library?
with a wrench?

Die off musk cultists

you hiring

no, a wench and a screwdriver.

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I would like to work for Tesla.
And you need to take your kids to gktw

I'm Celine Dejon,

Nice to make your aquaintance

"Dejon"?? Wow, the tards are out tonight.

Im selling a new cologne called Frankferter

is it for men or women?

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Well obviously it can go either way

It smells like oily pork rinds

The unisex cologne is a neat idea.. tell us Elon do you eat ass?

Elon , why on earth would you take off time from your crazy schedule just to grace us with your presence? Oh my manners. Hello and welcome .

why you going to stop being an elitist asshole and build an electric car that gets 10k miles per charge?