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I didn't have $5 for a sixpack of Hamm's beer, so I bought two 25oz cans of King Kobra malt liquor for $3 instead

 
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I didn't have $5 for a sixpack of Hamm's beer, so I bought two 25oz cans of King Kobra malt liquor for $3 instead
I'm so poor and depressed and hopeless..I didn't spend it on food, because what's the point? If you can't even afford anything worthwhile and nutritious..might as well numb the pain for an evening instead.

I have a plastic jar of $2.29 Great Value peanuts from Walmart to get me through the night. And a half bag of $1 Clover Valley potato chips I got from DG.

Also, to add to my insult of existence..this Winter I'm able to daily rake dandruff off my scalp with a comb..my cold feet sweat in the house while I'm only wearing socks..and when I wipe anymore, it always breaks off and I end up wiping at least 5 times, before I give up and clean it with a half of a wet paper towel instead. Poor diet is the cause, I'm sure. Also, I expect my urine to smell like Cheerios this evening from the malt liquor, but oh well.

So if you're struggling tonight, be glad you're not me. I'll probably be a good candidate for govt sponsored euthanasia in a few years, if I'm still alive by then, that is.

I'm a good guy, have always treated others with respect and how I'd like to be treated. But now I'm almost 50 and gross in every way, and my good years are definitely behind me for good.

I don't even care anymore. It just is what it is. I'm down too far to ever make any feasible, significant change in my life. And every year they make it even harder for people like me to do so.

Go ahead and let me have it, or tell me how pathetic I am. I've stopped caring what other people think, and thought my fetid evening might provide some of you some darkly comic relief.
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12/10/2022 06:55 PM
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Re: I didn't have $5 for a sixpack of Hamm's beer, so I bought two 25oz cans of King Kobra malt liquor for $3 instead
Enjoy the night son!
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Re: I didn't have $5 for a sixpack of Hamm's beer, so I bought two 25oz cans of King Kobra malt liquor for $3 instead
Fucking lightweight…only 2 King Cobras?
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12/10/2022 06:57 PM
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Re: I didn't have $5 for a sixpack of Hamm's beer, so I bought two 25oz cans of King Kobra malt liquor for $3 instead
Enjoy the night son!
 Quoting: Massimo 80750506


Hahahaha. You betcha!
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Re: I didn't have $5 for a sixpack of Hamm's beer, so I bought two 25oz cans of King Kobra malt liquor for $3 instead
Fucking lightweight…only 2 King Cobras?
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger


I only had $3.
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Re: I didn't have $5 for a sixpack of Hamm's beer, so I bought two 25oz cans of King Kobra malt liquor for $3 instead
Gotta get you a straw for the malt liquor...old Navy trick.
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Re: I didn't have $5 for a sixpack of Hamm's beer, so I bought two 25oz cans of King Kobra malt liquor for $3 instead
Well could be worse. Sounds like u hot a roof over your head
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Re: I didn't have $5 for a sixpack of Hamm's beer, so I bought two 25oz cans of King Kobra malt liquor for $3 instead
Well could be worse. Sounds like u hot a roof over your head
 Quoting: RISE


I do for now. But yeah, it can always be worse.
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Re: I didn't have $5 for a sixpack of Hamm's beer, so I bought two 25oz cans of King Kobra malt liquor for $3 instead
try to find steel reserve
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Re: I didn't have $5 for a sixpack of Hamm's beer, so I bought two 25oz cans of King Kobra malt liquor for $3 instead
Gotta get you a straw for the malt liquor...old Navy trick.
 Quoting: Gilla


Never heard that one. What does a straw do?
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12/10/2022 07:01 PM
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Re: I didn't have $5 for a sixpack of Hamm's beer, so I bought two 25oz cans of King Kobra malt liquor for $3 instead
I was broke like that 4 years ago after college before I landed my dream job. Went from 1 jacks pizza split into 3 meals to having 30k and married with a kid living in a 250k home…. Always keep your head up!
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you're an amateur......

Steel Reserve 211
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Re: I didn't have $5 for a sixpack of Hamm's beer, so I bought two 25oz cans of King Kobra malt liquor for $3 instead
Gotta get you a straw for the malt liquor...old Navy trick.
 Quoting: Gilla


Never heard that one. What does a straw do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80004981


goes straight to your brain.....
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Re: I didn't have $5 for a sixpack of Hamm's beer, so I bought two 25oz cans of King Kobra malt liquor for $3 instead
Gotta get you a straw for the malt liquor...old Navy trick.
 Quoting: Gilla


Never heard that one. What does a straw do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80004981


goes straight to your brain.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76627076


Thanks. I'll try that. I do have ONE straw that I re-use. Lol.
the deplorable ar-15 nut

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We are a REPUBLIC.If we can keep it MORAN!
A pissed off American Veteran!
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Re: I didn't have $5 for a sixpack of Hamm's beer, so I bought two 25oz cans of King Kobra malt liquor for $3 instead
what the hell is it with these retarded larps your moronz keep posting?
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Re: I didn't have $5 for a sixpack of Hamm's beer, so I bought two 25oz cans of King Kobra malt liquor for $3 instead
Hamms? Yuck!
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Re: I didn't have $5 for a sixpack of Hamm's beer, so I bought two 25oz cans of King Kobra malt liquor for $3 instead
Gotta get you a straw for the malt liquor...old Navy trick.
 Quoting: Gilla


Never heard that one. What does a straw do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80004981


goes straight to your brain.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76627076


Thanks. I'll try that. I do have ONE straw that I re-use. Lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80004981


seriously dude.... I know it's tough, but you're still here, hang in there, there's always "hope", don't give up
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Re: I didn't have $5 for a sixpack of Hamm's beer, so I bought two 25oz cans of King Kobra malt liquor for $3 instead
try to find steel reserve
 Quoting: DrShirleyItzakhan


They have it and I've tried it. I could do SR when I was younger, but now it tastes like shoe polish and dehydrates me wayy too bad.

King Kobra was the lesser of the evils for the selections available to me at $3.
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12/10/2022 07:11 PM
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Re: I didn't have $5 for a sixpack of Hamm's beer, so I bought two 25oz cans of King Kobra malt liquor for $3 instead
Hamms? Yuck!
 Quoting: Sneaker


that piss water Hamms is not cheap in my neck of the woods!?
do they still have Old English???
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12/10/2022 07:12 PM
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Re: I didn't have $5 for a sixpack of Hamm's beer, so I bought two 25oz cans of King Kobra malt liquor for $3 instead
what the hell is it with these retarded larps your moronz keep posting?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84906764


Hey, at least I'm giving you a slice of real life..and not making up 5 different $75 fast food orders every day like that one guy.
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...


Never heard that one. What does a straw do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80004981


goes straight to your brain.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76627076


Thanks. I'll try that. I do have ONE straw that I re-use. Lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80004981


seriously dude.... I know it's tough, but you're still here, hang in there, there's always "hope", don't give up
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76627076


Thanks.
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12/10/2022 07:14 PM
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Re: I didn't have $5 for a sixpack of Hamm's beer, so I bought two 25oz cans of King Kobra malt liquor for $3 instead
Sorry to here that you are in such a pickle. I was down and out after getting laid off in '08. It motivated me to seek self employment at 45, so have been painting and remodeling since. Found out people in big houses will pay dearly for Christmas light installs, so very busy this time of the year.
God bless and good luck.
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Go out and panhandle for some more beer money!
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Only you can stop the fake pandemic for yourself, no one will ever tell you the pandemic is over. It's time to WIN.
the deplorable ar-15 nut

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We are a REPUBLIC.If we can keep it MORAN!
A pissed off American Veteran!
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12/10/2022 07:17 PM
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I totally understand but I'm female so i keep the worst of the poverty ridden miasma at bay. Work myself to death behind it. People have no conception of what it's like unless it happens to them. It's the little things that will grind you down just as bad as one big thing. Day in day out...
I won't even list the third world conditions here but i was astonished to see some youtubes of village life in Ghana, and they had a way better standard of living than me.
Sum Ting Phuky

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12/10/2022 07:17 PM

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KING KOBRA!

Great choice!

Had a 40oz of KING last summer visiting a desert town somewhere in CA...absolutely hit the spot. Enjoy brother!

snake
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Re: I didn't have $5 for a sixpack of Hamm's beer, so I bought two 25oz cans of King Kobra malt liquor for $3 instead
Enjoy the night son!
 Quoting: Massimo 80750506


Hamms and Pabst blue ribbon are excellent lagers
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12/10/2022 07:18 PM
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Re: I didn't have $5 for a sixpack of Hamm's beer, so I bought two 25oz cans of King Kobra malt liquor for $3 instead
Go out and panhandle for some more beer money!
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


I've never done that before. If this is the only cheap buzz afforded to me, at least it's an honest one.
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