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I’m from mad town and need moar proofs for scientific research
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Play this in the spaceship. It’s like a safe word but a song!!!

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They just made a Barbie for the cult . I think it’s very inclusive .
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Michael of Niburu is going to fly down in his ancient spaceship and save us all!
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Nibiru is not in it dopehead.
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and since you can't read it... you can't poke at it... all of you liars to the core .
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Eat shit Maggie
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All is one and fuck you

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Nibiru is not in it dopehead.
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and since you can't read it... you can't poke at it... all of you liars to the core .
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Eat shit Maggie
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All is one and fuck you

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and since you can't read it... you can't poke at it... all of you liars to the core .
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Eat shit Maggie
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All is one and fuck you

skull_fing
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Idol1Idol1
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such unbrilliant language real seekers will want to read it. I do not fuck easily.
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I tried you ran with your tail between your legs. Lol
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Eat shit Maggie
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All is one and fuck you

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Idol1Idol1
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such unbrilliant language real seekers will want to read it. I do not fuck easily.
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Want a cookie ? Lol
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it is a book on cosmology... of the creation and its very very good.. and 1/3 of it is on Jesus and who he IS..

when I was first guided to it.. I did not like it because I was tired of the Jesus freaks... I was guided to it because everytime I went back to the bookstore it once again came 1/2 way off the shelf... which did imply something to me.

I could not afford it in those days... raising two kids on a very low income.. and one day a credit card I did not apply for came in the mail and I charged the thing and brought it home..first charge I ever made on a credit cart totally my own. I could not put it down.
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The worst decision you’ve ever made in your life was picking that book up that has come from the literal pits of hell. And your destination is there for eternity if you don’t wake up. Burn that book and open a Bible.

God, the creator of the universe and all life, can do anything and that includes having a book penned of His word by men moved by the Holy Spirit to serve as a guide for mankind to help them overcome this fallen world and make it back to Him in Heaven.

That book was written by demons through an unstable, deceived man who was compromised by flirting with occult cosmology among other evil study. The Bible is all you need, anything else is not of God. Period.

Swallow your pride and learn a lesson and repent. People in the past have done what you’ve done and have fallen into cults at the cost of their eternal soul. God Almighty is waiting with His arms wide open for you, just turn to Him and burn that demonistic trash which is Urantia. Your literal soul depends on it. Wake up.
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There are a lot of occult books out there that people are deceived with. Like the Koran. But try to wipe your butt with the pages of the Koran, and see what the Muslims will do to you!!!
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there is more truth in the Quran than the bible.. I have read it. Your bible has deliberate corruption in it. Jesus is NOT 2nd person Trinity . He was the incarnation of the Michael Son of Nebadon. Your bible SAYS that the word was there at the beginning.. the basic concept of the word IS SOUND and frequency.

Jesus was born 2000 years ago... and the creation never had a beginning actually.. it has not been found but it was at least Jillions of years ago.
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Why are you summoning the Candace cult lol
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urantia1
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I’m scared. Lol

I said three Hail Marys and ate some cheese curds in your favor.

:)
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mmmm cheese curds

Good choice.
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Why are you summoning the Candace cult lol
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:urantia1:
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I’m scared. Lol

I said three Hail Marys and ate some cheese curds in your favor.

:)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84824235


mmmm cheese curds

Good choice.
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Three lanes of cheese and a bar and church on every corner.

I’m a closet cheese head tounge
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Throwing in a bratwurst cause
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Throwing in a bratwurst cause
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i hear they serve hors d'oeuvres made from meatsuits and darkshits on the Urantia craft, if you are lucky enough to get an invite aboard.

rumor only. not confirmed.

i hear george washington is particularly fond of the peppered jack cheese on a thinly fine 7-grain cracker too! with a thin slice of meatsuit so he can get ready for the 1000 year rule that is to come!

i wish i could get tickets! but im only a peasant. and soon the higher vibration will take me away probably. and i might miss out on all of the action!

Last Edited by Grove Street (Redux 3.0) on 04/25/2023 09:35 PM
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Throwing in a bratwurst cause
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i hear they serve hors d'oeuvres made from meatsuits and darkshits on the Urantia craft, if you are lucky enough to get an invite aboard.

rumor only. not confirmed.
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I hear their spaceships were taken over by higher frequencies and all they can eat is pills of vitamins :)

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Swiss is king.

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Swiss is king.

Pleb.
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fun cheese fact. Swiss cheese has the highest content of propionic acid of any cheese. and helps power craft and rebuilds cells of your meatsuit. it's in the appendix section of the UB.

little known except amongs european cheesemakers that still hold the old traditions of the craft.

but off topic.
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Swiss is king.

Pleb.
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fun cheese fact. Swiss cheese has the highest content of propionic acid of any cheese. and helps power craft and rebuilds cells of your meatsuit. it's in the appendix section of the UB.

little known except amongs european cheesemakers that still hold the old traditions of the craft.

but off topic.
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Nom nom Swiss :)

Thanks for the fact.
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Swiss is king.

Pleb.
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fun cheese fact. Swiss cheese has the highest content of propionic acid of any cheese. and helps power craft and rebuilds cells of your meatsuit. it's in the appendix section of the UB.

little known except amongs european cheesemakers that still hold the old traditions of the craft.

but off topic.
 Quoting: Grove Street (Redux 3.0)


That explains why my meatsuit craves it.
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Swiss is king.

Pleb.
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fun cheese fact. Swiss cheese has the highest content of propionic acid of any cheese. and helps power craft and rebuilds cells of your meatsuit. it's in the appendix section of the UB.

little known except amongs european cheesemakers that still hold the old traditions of the craft.

but off topic.
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That explains why my meatsuit craves it.
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Craves is big assumption.
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urantia2 cheese lmao wink

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it is a book on cosmology... of the creation and its very very good.. and 1/3 of it is on Jesus and who he IS..

when I was first guided to it.. I did not like it because I was tired of the Jesus freaks... I was guided to it because everytime I went back to the bookstore it once again came 1/2 way off the shelf... which did imply something to me.

I could not afford it in those days... raising two kids on a very low income.. and one day a credit card I did not apply for came in the mail and I charged the thing and brought it home..first charge I ever made on a credit cart totally my own. I could not put it down.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84911070

The worst decision you’ve ever made in your life was picking that book up that has come from the literal pits of hell. And your destination is there for eternity if you don’t wake up. Burn that book and open a Bible.

God, the creator of the universe and all life, can do anything and that includes having a book penned of His word by men moved by the Holy Spirit to serve as a guide for mankind to help them overcome this fallen world and make it back to Him in Heaven.

That book was written by demons through an unstable, deceived man who was compromised by flirting with occult cosmology among other evil study. The Bible is all you need, anything else is not of God. Period.

Swallow your pride and learn a lesson and repent. People in the past have done what you’ve done and have fallen into cults at the cost of their eternal soul. God Almighty is waiting with His arms wide open for you, just turn to Him and burn that demonistic trash which is Urantia. Your literal soul depends on it. Wake up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84855065



There are a lot of occult books out there that people are deceived with. Like the Koran. But try to wipe your butt with the pages of the Koran, and see what the Muslims will do to you!!!
 Quoting: Prophet True


there is more truth in the Quran than the bible.. I have read it. Your bible has deliberate corruption in it. Jesus is NOT 2nd person Trinity . He was the incarnation of the Michael Son of Nebadon. Your bible SAYS that the word was there at the beginning.. the basic concept of the word IS SOUND and frequency.

Jesus was born 2000 years ago... and the creation never had a beginning actually.. it has not been found but it was at least Jillions of years ago.
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Swiss is king.

Pleb.
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fun cheese fact. Swiss cheese has the highest content of propionic acid of any cheese. and helps power craft and rebuilds cells of your meatsuit. it's in the appendix section of the UB.

little known except amongs european cheesemakers that still hold the old traditions of the craft.

but off topic.
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laugh
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Throwing in a bratwurst cause
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i hear they serve hors d'oeuvres made from meatsuits and darkshits on the Urantia craft, if you are lucky enough to get an invite aboard.

rumor only. not confirmed.

i hear george washington is particularly fond of the peppered jack cheese on a thinly fine 7-grain cracker too! with a thin slice of meatsuit so he can get ready for the 1000 year rule that is to come!

i wish i could get tickets! but im only a peasant. and soon the higher vibration will take me away probably. and i might miss out on all of the action!
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bitchesbetrippinrofl
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Why are you summoning the Candace cult lol
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:urantia1:
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I’m scared. Lol

I said three Hail Marys and ate some cheese curds in your favor.

:)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84824235


mmmm cheese curds

Good choice.
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stop it stop stop it, my side hurts from laughing. laugh
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:urantia2: :cheese: lmao wink
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epiclol
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You will not believe, it but that has a CIA Amway connection. Check it bro.
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Re: The Urantia book is a load of hot dog shit.
it is a book on cosmology... of the creation and its very very good.. and 1/3 of it is on Jesus and who he IS..

when I was first guided to it.. I did not like it because I was tired of the Jesus freaks... I was guided to it because everytime I went back to the bookstore it once again came 1/2 way off the shelf... which did imply something to me.

I could not afford it in those days... raising two kids on a very low income.. and one day a credit card I did not apply for came in the mail and I charged the thing and brought it home..first charge I ever made on a credit cart totally my own. I could not put it down.
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The worst decision you’ve ever made in your life was picking that book up that has come from the literal pits of hell. And your destination is there for eternity if you don’t wake up. Burn that book and open a Bible.

God, the creator of the universe and all life, can do anything and that includes having a book penned of His word by men moved by the Holy Spirit to serve as a guide for mankind to help them overcome this fallen world and make it back to Him in Heaven.

That book was written by demons through an unstable, deceived man who was compromised by flirting with occult cosmology among other evil study. The Bible is all you need, anything else is not of God. Period.

Swallow your pride and learn a lesson and repent. People in the past have done what you’ve done and have fallen into cults at the cost of their eternal soul. God Almighty is waiting with His arms wide open for you, just turn to Him and burn that demonistic trash which is Urantia. Your literal soul depends on it. Wake up.
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There are a lot of occult books out there that people are deceived with. Like the Koran. But try to wipe your butt with the pages of the Koran, and see what the Muslims will do to you!!!
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hesright
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I never read it.
I remember a retarded family member...aka my mother...sent it to me...yet she wouldn't send me my KJV for years. Odd.
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You will not believe, it but that has a CIA Amway connection. Check it bro.
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the CIA, Amway, and the Supreme Leader of the Tupperware people wrote it.

I heard the Fuller Brush men back in the day played a part.

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