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Just went to a wake of a friend of mine but..

 
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Just went to a wake of a friend of mine but..
A friend of mine has recently died as a result of a heart attack. Never has had the vaccine. This guy was a big guy. Big massive belly. So big even, that I tried to imagine how they would fix his coffin. I was curious to see just what they would have come up with so to speak.

Arrived at the wake. Looked into the small church.. And, I couldn't even locate the coffin at first. It was a small thin little box, rectangle in form, not in the form of a coffin sort of.

There is no way he will have fit in this little box..
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Re: Just went to a wake of a friend of mine but..
Open the box. Who knows what you might find.
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Re: Just went to a wake of a friend of mine but..
Open the box. Who knows what you might find.
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In that case I prefer to ask who first.
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Re: Just went to a wake of a friend of mine but..
how much he weigh? height? age?
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Re: Just went to a wake of a friend of mine but..
how much he weigh? height? age?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80413808


Don't know his weight. But he was a big guy. No way he would have fitted. He was 41 years only.
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12/22/2022 04:54 PM
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Re: Just went to a wake of a friend of mine but..
May he rest in peace
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12/22/2022 04:55 PM

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cremation?
1. “You can’t fire a cannon, from a canoe!”
2. “Strength is gained in the range it is trained.”
3. “If it doesn’t swim, run, or fly, or isn’t green and grow in the ground, don’t eat it.”
4. “Know that you have complete control over what you put in your mouth. No one ever ate anything by accident.”
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Re: Just went to a wake of a friend of mine but..
hf

Sorry for your loss and the loss of all his loved ones. Hf
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Re: Just went to a wake of a friend of mine but..
May he rest in peace
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Amen.

Thank you.
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12/22/2022 05:03 PM
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Re: Just went to a wake of a friend of mine but..
hf

Sorry for your loss and the loss of all his loved ones. Hf
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Thank you very much for taking the time to share this with me.
Thank You.
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Re: Just went to a wake of a friend of mine but..
cremation?
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Yes, he will be cremated, but was now in a church.
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Re: Just went to a wake of a friend of mine but..
hf

Sorry for your loss and the loss of all his loved ones. Hf
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Thank you very much for taking the time to share this with me.
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My conclusion on life , it is and will be unsurmountable pain. Though he was a friend, friends are hard to come by. Really nothing can be said or done to make things better but your response was so sweet and kind, I am attempting. Thank you and have a Blessed Life and holiday season.
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