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Dark Sucker Theory

 
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Dark Sucker Theory
Dark Suckers
For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light! They suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers.
The basis of the Dark Sucker Theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. For example, take the Dark Sucker in the room you are in. There is much less dark right next to it than there is elsewhere. The larger the Dark Sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark Suckers in the parking lot have a much greater capacity to suck dark than the ones in this room.
So with all things, Dark Suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This is proven by the dark spot on a full Dark Sucker.
A candle is a primitive Dark Sucker. A new candle has a white wick. You can see that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the dark that has been sucked into it. If you put a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, it will turn black. This is because it got in the way of the dark flowing into the candle. One of the disadvantages of these primitive Dark Suckers is their limited range.
There are also portable Dark Suckers. In these, the bulbs can't handle all the dark by themselves and must be aided by a Dark Storage Unit. When the Dark Storage Unit is full, it must be either emptied or replaced before the portable Dark Sucker can operate again.
Dark has mass. When dark goes into a Dark Sucker, friction from the mass generates heat. Thus, it is not wise to touch an operating Dark Sucker. Candles present a special problem as the mass must travel into a solid wick instead of through clear glass. This generates a great amount of heat and therefore it's not wise to touch an operating candle.
Also, dark is heavier than light. If you were to swim just below the surface of the lake, you would see a lot of light. If you were to slowly swim deeper and deeper, you would notice it getting darker and darker. When you get really deep, you would be in total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the lake and the lighter light floats at the top. The is why it is called light.
Finally, to prove that dark is faster than light: If you were to stand in a lit room in front of a closed, dark closet, and slowly opened the closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet. But since dark is so fast, you would not be able to see the dark leave the closet.
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04/06/2008 07:50 AM
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Re: Dark Sucker Theory
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Re: Dark Sucker Theory
The moast hilarious thing about this is that you spent more than half an hour prpearing it and I cant be bothered to read it.
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04/06/2008 07:56 AM
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The moast hilarious thing about this is that you spent more than half an hour prpearing it and I cant be bothered to read it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 409271

Hmm, I remember seeing this, or something similar back when I was a kid, my granddad was into science/physics, and he showed me something like this years ago, late 70s, early 80s.
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Re: Dark Sucker Theory
For context, a femtosecond is to a second, what a second is to about 32 million years
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Ahh so that explains why the big dark sucker in the sky is getting better at sucking the dark these days.
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04/06/2008 08:28 AM
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Re: Dark Sucker Theory
No.
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04/06/2008 08:29 AM
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Re: Dark Sucker Theory
Electric bulbs don't emit light! They suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers.
 Quoting: Smerk


Your post is 5 days too late !
I'm smarter than a rock
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I thouht the thread was about Obama and his playing the skinflute skills..LOL
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Re: Dark Sucker Theory
Electric bulbs don't emit light! They suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers.


Your post is 5 days too late !
 Quoting: Spot

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