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My new Wiccan GF is into strange sexual magick. Please help GLP!

 
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My new Wiccan GF is into strange sexual magick. Please help GLP!
Without going into too much detail, when we, ahem, do 69 position, she doesn’t fulfil her part of the deal, if you get my meaning. Instead, she just parts my buttcheeks until I eventually make her climax.

I was left puzzled because it’s her who insists on this position every time yet won’t do anything other than keep my cheeks parted.

I asked her what the deal was, she just said she enjoys staring at the anus because she can draw energy from it into her third eye. She said this is some sort of powerful magick rite while the Moon is in Sagittarius.

WTF is she talking about? I’m seriously weirded out.
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12/29/2022 05:41 AM
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Brilliant.

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just say no

and puts your cheeks together

and blow
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12/29/2022 05:44 AM
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She’s a poofter and staring at your chocolate starfish helps him come quicker.
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Without going into too much detail, when we, ahem, do 69 position, she doesn’t fulfil her part of the deal, if you get my meaning. Instead, she just parts my buttcheeks until I eventually make her climax.

I was left puzzled because it’s her who insists on this position every time yet won’t do anything other than keep my cheeks parted.

I asked her what the deal was, she just said she enjoys staring at the anus because she can draw energy from it into her third eye. She said this is some sort of powerful magick rite while the Moon is in Sagittarius.

WTF is she talking about? I’m seriously weirded out.
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69 position ?.
She might not like the look of your face during sex ?
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Eek out a silent fart next time and see what the reaction is, magical or not??
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12/29/2022 05:57 AM
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Eek out a silent fart next time and see what the reaction is, magical or not??
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Or just rip a huge fart so she can actually watch the hole open in front of her eyes.
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you're not a boyfriend, you are a lamb....
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12/29/2022 06:03 AM
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stupid troll trying to pollute everyone's minds
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12/29/2022 06:06 AM
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Change girlfriend.

Problem solved.

You're welcome.
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12/29/2022 06:07 AM
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Wiccans dont do sex magick, dumb ass. The Great Rite is mostly performed symbolically and besides, even if this was a literal performance you cant do it with a 69.
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:stareoff:

This is just something else!...

Sick...
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Just stick it in an orifice and go with the flow tounge
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Wiccans dont do sex magick, dumb ass. The Great Rite is mostly performed symbolically and besides, even if this was a literal performance you cant do it with a 69.
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She says she’s a member of a Wiccan group called Thelema or something.
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read carefully yung paddy juan

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Opie’s girlfriend…

blackcandy
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Wiccans dont do sex magick, dumb ass. The Great Rite is mostly performed symbolically and besides, even if this was a literal performance you cant do it with a 69.
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She says she’s a member of a Wiccan group called Thelema or something.
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That's not Wiccan. Thelema is an occult religion founded by Crowley. Most witches today are frightened by anything Crowley.
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Her third eye is full of shit...AS-thumbsdown
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Wiccans dont do sex magick, dumb ass. The Great Rite is mostly performed symbolically and besides, even if this was a literal performance you cant do it with a 69.
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She says she’s a member of a Wiccan group called Thelema or something.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6065228


Thelema is Crowley's work, not Wicca. Wicca is tame and boring. Thelema is a whole religion founded by Crowley, favored by 70s rock artists and anyone seemingly in the limelight.
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Sounds like the OP is dating Tom Brady's ex-wife.
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Anal gazer. Your first one. Give her time and she will come out of her shell.
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12/29/2022 08:25 AM
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So you are having sex outside if marriage?

Both fornicators and witches face God.

You might want to rethink your life choices.
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12/29/2022 08:27 AM
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Try maximize strength ex lax.
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is she hiding toys under the pillow?
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wink
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Tell her she can draw out some more energy with a couple fingers
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Without going into too much detail, when we, ahem, do 69 position, she doesn’t fulfil her part of the deal, if you get my meaning. Instead, she just parts my buttcheeks until I eventually make her climax.

I was left puzzled because it’s her who insists on this position every time yet won’t do anything other than keep my cheeks parted.

I asked her what the deal was, she just said she enjoys staring at the anus because she can draw energy from it into her third eye. She said this is some sort of powerful magick rite while the Moon is in Sagittarius.

WTF is she talking about? I’m seriously weirded out.
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When she Peggs you the ritual will be complete.
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Without going into too much detail, when we, ahem, do 69 position, she doesn’t fulfil her part of the deal, if you get my meaning. Instead, she just parts my buttcheeks until I eventually make her climax.

I was left puzzled because it’s her who insists on this position every time yet won’t do anything other than keep my cheeks parted.

I asked her what the deal was, she just said she enjoys staring at the anus because she can draw energy from it into her third eye. She said this is some sort of powerful magick rite while the Moon is in Sagittarius.

WTF is she talking about? I’m seriously weirded out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6065228


Stand up like a man, put that bitch on her knees, grab her by the back of her head and tell her start sucking and if she grazes your cock with her teeth she's gonna get the shit slapped out of her.
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billclinton1 <----- help is here
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she just said she enjoys staring at the anus because she can draw energy from it
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laugh Run, don't walk, RUN. tp





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