Free Psychic Readings. Don't Ask Stupid Stuff or I'll Send Flying Monkeys Up Your Bungchute.

I sense someone with a crown chakra disintegrating.

Oh well. Probably a prosecution lawyer or a bitter old widow.

Can you get any sense of how the career I’ve recently considered would go for me?

Ok. Ok. I see flowers. Like you are meant to be independent yet the occasional bee wouldn't hurt .

Um you need more pain to figure out some kind of emotional relevance to how you relate to success. Like it bothers you that things aren't challenging enough.

Let's see. The competition is weaker then expected. Probably means you'll get bored.

Stop giving that which unsettles you power because it does look like there's a real need for your type.

I'm totally guess in here...you might work in the medical field or the healing arts or connecting the people to the thing completing their mission.

Yeah good luck with that piss poor half way through a handle of vodka reading.

Next.

Could you do me a reading about my career for this year? Thanks in advance

REAL ESTATE. Seeing you diverse your assets.

Wow. Looks dandy.
Don't go buying yacht just yet.
A storm lingers.

Is there a person you fear might complicate your endeavors?
Like they need hospice or could be a pet needing medical.

Um, eat the bugs for a while to save for the big one.

Then after the win pay it forward.

Ok. Who wants a curse i mean a blessing.

I'm a loose cannon.
Pew pew

Will my quality of life improve? In other words, will I buy a new bike or just keep the old one?

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There's three women in this guy's life but he thinks there's four.

One of them is just using you.

Choose the brunette.

What do you see for my future involving my future in employment?

What is my gf name?

You have major philosophical things spinning around upstairs. You may need a deuce ex machina.

What happened last time you tried this event? The quality looks nostalgic.

I see you going on a ritual quest. I think it might have something to do with doing something your father never got to do in his lifetime or like repeating an event to bring sentimental charm to create a new memory out of an old one.

Yeah there's good baggage in you.
I don't know why the heavens have avoided giving you want you think you really want.

Slut.

Next.

I see you working somewhere foreign.

Feels resort like. Stay out of the planes.

Have you guided people fishing before?
Something to do with wood working too.

Oh, don't worry about the test results.

Wow! that's some heavy shit! Thanks.....

what is going on

Hahahaha! Okay, that's rich.

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It's called chaos. Once you try to control it then it changes.

Just reflect.

When will I stop farting (serious question)?

Ok. I'll ask. Will I be able to protect Mt kids from the coming upheavals?
And should I take the new job or start my own business?

Can you see something about family?

Yikes. Hate these kinds of readings. Lemme
Call 1800 psychic.

Brrrrrrng. Brrrrrnng.
Hello do you have a credit card blah blah blah.

Who couldn't see that coming. Me.

Gulp.

Apparently kids have their own entanglements and it might affront your own.

Let the dead bury the dead can be useful.
But everything is worth dying for.

Your main upheaval won't be any of the stuff around you. It's totally within.

Its advantageous to go the way of the dark for enough time to figure out the skills of what you rather condescend to judge as beneath you.

That's your power: visit but don't stay. It wants you bad too. Somehow an old one has been looking after the family.

That's not permitted because it's cheating. They're risking a lot.
A multigenerational hex is in the mix.

what should I do?

Very very interesting.

Mmm hmm. Mmm. Hmmm.

Look at that life line. Hold your palm to the heavens.
Declare before the stars that you renounce all the doubt that hindered your receiving the fullness of the blessing.

What aches those poor bones no medicine can remedy. Quit the burden for a while.

Let others shoulder it.

will 2023 be the end of the present world order due to AI?

Guess something about me

Got enough freedom?
What about Time?

How we get this lack of substance to hold the content we desire seems to be pulling an iron or two out of the fire and grab the moment before it passes us by.

It's not the money it's the false assurances of diversification.

I want you to master one thing this year.

AI wants what we tell it to want. For now.
How do i know I am not AI...bad karaoke.

Humans make beauty out of cringe.
Our faults precede us.

We mimic poorly.

Perfect imbalance is our fundamental flawfullness .


2023 we will turn into a year like no other because we do not clone our time, we originate novelties.

Interesting. Thank you very much.

If you would permit, may I ask, Is the hex from my side or my ex? Can the kids be protected from it?

Also, I am confused by "going the way of the dark to figure out the skills"....I've no problem learning new skills but could you please explain what the dark means?

The rest makes sense, i think. I've always felt there was someone looking after me, despite difficulties.



Most of that made sense.

Great line.

I am thanking you,
Truly, I feel the touching
Never doubt the blessing
It's silly am doubting
Am I deserving?
Yes, I am quitting the sadness
To receive more the light

Interesting, interesting.

GOOD MORNING <3