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Remember "2 rolls in 1"? Tired of the price gouging insanity! Now it's 4 rolls in 1 and asking...

 
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Remember "2 rolls in 1"? Tired of the price gouging insanity! Now it's 4 rolls in 1 and asking...
$12.99 plus tax for just 8 rolls! As in Toilet Paper. Generic brand. Plus tax.

Tired of the lies. No, it's not! 1 roll = just 1 roll, and that's that! Do you wanna pay near $14 for just 8 rolls of T.P.? Give ME them freakin' 32 rolls, and then we'll see about your twelve ninety nine plus tax!

Because no: 1 roll does NOT equal 4. This is even worse than 2 blades in 1 razor, that became 4 blades. Remember that commercial mocking that, with the 10 blades in one razor? (Kinda like fauci and his 2 million masks meme!)

What next? "Buy this normal sized roll, it's 148 rolls in 1?" Pay $240 for 4 rolls?


Maybe if you're a dude, they last longer. (Also tired: of the idiots in 2020 here, asking "how many times do you go?" Women in USA don't wipe after going #1? Or American men REALLY don't know that we wipe every single time?!?!)

I don't want to get graphic, but 3 squares just won't do when it doesn't happen in a linear fashion like men. Unless you a nasty woman (maybe that's what Janet meant in her song?) and just "pull 'em up as is", even thin, we have more uh... (square footage? acreage?) to dry off than if it just happened straight, like a faucet.
Sorry for the TMI, but it had to be said!

So, men who have CLEAN female roommates and complain "where did that roll go?" ...now you know.
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Re: Remember "2 rolls in 1"? Tired of the price gouging insanity! Now it's 4 rolls in 1 and asking...
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Re: Remember "2 rolls in 1"? Tired of the price gouging insanity! Now it's 4 rolls in 1 and asking...
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Re: Remember "2 rolls in 1"? Tired of the price gouging insanity! Now it's 4 rolls in 1 and asking...
And if you have U.T.Is or any internal problem affecting those organs, then you have to go more. You just can't "hold it".

So if they're now giving women free Kotex or Tampax, time for free TP if you're a woman? Or at least we should pay 4 times less than men for that same package of TP, since we have to wipe 4 times more than they do!
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Re: Remember "2 rolls in 1"? Tired of the price gouging insanity! Now it's 4 rolls in 1 and asking...
FIREHOSE OP CHEAPER N CLEANERbuttshitstream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85076507


Typical male poster^ who has NO IDEA about female anatomy and female NEEDS!!!

Now, read the part in yellow!
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Re: Remember "2 rolls in 1"? Tired of the price gouging insanity! Now it's 4 rolls in 1 and asking...
time to purchase more tp before the they figure it out.
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Re: Remember "2 rolls in 1"? Tired of the price gouging insanity! Now it's 4 rolls in 1 and asking...
And don't get me started about the idiocy of bidets! (And I don't mean the retard in the WH!) No, Americans: a bidet is not meant for each time, after you go #1! If you use that, then you need DOUBLE THE T/P to DRY OFF!

Or else... a USA woman would be drenching her privates in water... and then just pull em up dribbling all over yourself? (And don't get me started about men who think it's the way to clean themselves after going #2!)

epiclol

Or do you use a clean towel EVERY FLIPPIN' TIME YOU GO? Because using the same towel to towel off them those private parts more than once (let alone, a dozen or more times a day!!!) would be just.. disgusting.

So if you use a different towel each time, then you're doing way more laundry than you should! Meaning 12 times more detergent and using electricity etc. And what do you do when you're out and about?

Bidet = more problems, more infections, more T/P needed.

I just don't get how American men think or how nasty USA women are, pulling up after peeing and no wiping! (It had to be said!)
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01/08/2023 07:05 PM
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Re: Remember "2 rolls in 1"? Tired of the price gouging insanity! Now it's 4 rolls in 1 and asking...
(And don't get me started about men who think it's the way to clean themselves after going #2!)

lmao
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Re: Remember "2 rolls in 1"? Tired of the price gouging insanity! Now it's 4 rolls in 1 and asking...
My thanks to the sister (not -ah at the end) who gave this thread the 5star-post She gets it! (The rest of you ladies just pull up & go?)

(And don't get me started about men who think it's the way to clean themselves after going #2!)

lmao
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cheers
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Re: Remember "2 rolls in 1"? Tired of the price gouging insanity! Now it's 4 rolls in 1 and asking...
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