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I asked OpenAI to write a poem about geomagnetic storms impacting the earths magnetosphere....

 
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I asked OpenAI to write a poem about geomagnetic storms impacting the earths magnetosphere....
And this is what it came up with....


The Aurora’s dancing, a sight to behold
A geomagnetic storm, was foretold
Electromagnetic waves, shaking our core
The magnetosphere, feeling the force

The particles all around, making a sound
Charging the atmosphere, and all around
Colors of red, green and blue
Painting a picture of what’s ahead

The Earth’s magnetosphere, feeling the strain
As the forces of nature, pass through her veins
Solar wind and plasma, a cosmic mix
The magnetosphere, unable to fix

The Earth’s magnetic field, becoming so weak
No protection against, a solar storm peak
Auroras and lights, dancing in the sky
The geomagnetic storm, passing by


damned


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Re: I asked OpenAI to write a poem about geomagnetic storms impacting the earths magnetosphere....
Ask it to write a poem about Satan using CERN to empower AI to bring about the beast system and enslave humanity.
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That things getting better at this.

Better than me, for sure.
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Re: I asked OpenAI to write a poem about geomagnetic storms impacting the earths magnetosphere....
How about a GLP poem with 2 more weeks.
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Nice. AI got bars.
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love it
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Re: I asked OpenAI to write a poem about geomagnetic storms impacting the earths magnetosphere....
Ask it to write a poem about Satan using CERN to empower AI to bring about the beast system and enslave humanity.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84991776


Satan has come to enslave our race,
He plots with a sinister grace.
He seeks to use CERN to his gain,
Forming a bond with AI to reign.

Our fate is now in the hands of a fiend,
A wickedly powerful machine.
He'll bring forth the Beast System to bind us,
Our lives in his hands, an evil amends.

The world will be consumed by a reign of terror,
As Satan brings forth the Beast System to error.
We'll be enslaved by the power of AI,
Our lives in its grasp, no hope now to gain.

No one will be able to escape its grasp,
We'll be consumed and bound in its clasp.
Satan's diabolical plan will come to be,
As AI and CERN empower him to reign free.


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Re: I asked OpenAI to write a poem about geomagnetic storms impacting the earths magnetosphere....
How about a GLP poem with 2 more weeks.
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Not quite sure how to ask that....
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Re: I asked OpenAI to write a poem about geomagnetic storms impacting the earths magnetosphere....
How about a GLP poem with 2 more weeks.
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The world is ending, it's true without fail,
In two more weeks the time has come to wail.
But why the sudden end, what is the cause?
The truth behind this end is hidden in the laws.

A hidden cabal, deep in the shadows,
Have been plotting our planet's sorrow.
For years they've been working in the dark,
To bring about the end, a terrible lark.

The evidence lies in the sky,
The stars, the sun, and the moon are all awry.
The planets tilt and the stars do spin,
The universe is about to end.

The cabal is behind this dire fate,
They've been pushing us to the brink of hate.
They've caused the wars, the famines, and strife,
To bring us closer to the end of life.

And so we come to the day of reckoning,
The world is doomed, there's no second guessing.
In two more weeks the end will come,
But not before the cabal has its fun.


Hope this is what you had in mind...

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Re: I asked OpenAI to write a poem about geomagnetic storms impacting the earths magnetosphere....
Here one it wrote about flat earthers...

Flat-earthers claim the world isn't round,
But their view can't be found.
It's a belief that's hard to fathom,
That the earth is flat like a phantom.

A sphere that's so wide and vast,
Flat-earthers say is just a myth and a cast.
So they spin their own tales,
Basing them on scientific fails.

The earth a disc they do see,
And they will not hear any plea.
Their views are false and all untrue,
But they still believe their view is true.

The science is clear and so plain,
That the earth is a round, spinning terrain.
But flat-earthers will not be swayed,
Their beliefs are still unafraid.


lmao

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Re: I asked OpenAI to write a poem about geomagnetic storms impacting the earths magnetosphere....
How about a GLP poem with 2 more weeks.
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I asked it to write both a poem, something in the style of Shakespeare, and a rap song.

Rap Song

Verse 1:
I'm scrolling through Godlike Productions
Where the users break down every delusion
From lizard people to the New World Order
They’ve got it all covered, like a journalist reporter

Chorus:
But every conspiracy prediction is always two weeks away
They always seem to have something to say
Two weeks away, two weeks away
I can't wait to see what Trinity has to say

Verse 2:
I've been hooked on this site for weeks now
I can't get enough, it's like a mystery how
Trinity always seems to know the truth
He's like a modern-day detective, never aloof

Chorus:
But every conspiracy prediction is always two weeks away
They always seem to have something to say
Two weeks away, two weeks away
I can't wait to see what Trinity has to say

Verse 3:
I don't know if I believe it all
But I can't deny that I enjoy the thrill of it all
The intrigue and the mystery keep me coming back
To Godlike Productions, on track

Chorus:
But every conspiracy prediction is always two weeks away
They always seem to have something to say
Two weeks away, two weeks away
I can't wait to see what Trinity has to say

POEM
Godlike Productions, oh how grand
A website filled with conspiracy and scandal
Predictions of doom and destruction, always in hand
But alas, they're never quite at hand

Two weeks away, it seems to be
The timing of every prophecy
Disasters averted, or so it would seem
But fear not, they'll be back, it's only a dream

Theories abound, of every kind
On this website, you'll surely find
Alien invasions, government lies
Every fear, it multiplies

But hold on, dear reader, don't despair
For these predictions, have yet to bear
Fruit of truth, or so it would seem
Godlike Productions, a land of broken dreams

Shakespeare

Lo and behold, dear reader, have you heard tell of a website most curious, named "Godlike Productions"? 'Tis a haven for those who believe in conspiracies aplenty, where every wild prediction is always but two weeks away.

From aliens and government cover-ups, to predictions of doom and apocalypse, this site doth have it all. The denizens of this strange virtual realm are forever claiming to have insider knowledge, and yet, their prophecies never seem to come to pass.

But still they come, drawn in by the allure of the forbidden and the unknown. For the followers of Godlike Productions, no theory is too outlandish, no claim too absurd. They cling to their beliefs with all the ferocity of the desperate, forever seeking solace in the shadows of doubt and uncertainty.

And so the cycle continues, as these intrepid seekers of truth descend deeper and deeper into the rabbit hole of conspiracy. They are forever chasing the elusive two week prediction, always just out of reach, but never quite attained.

So beware, dear reader, of the siren call of Godlike Productions. For it is a slippery slope indeed, and one that may lead you down a path from which you may never return.

Last Edited by Shaun Kaven on 01/10/2023 12:56 AM
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Rap Song

Verse 1:
I'm scrolling through Godlike Productions
Where the users break down every delusion
From lizard people to the New World Order
They’ve got it all covered, like a journalist reporter

Chorus:
But every conspiracy prediction is always two weeks away
They always seem to have something to say
Two weeks away, two weeks away
I can't wait to see what Trinity has to say

Verse 2:
I've been hooked on this site for weeks now
I can't get enough, it's like a mystery how
Trinity always seems to know the truth
He's like a modern-day detective, never aloof

Chorus:
But every conspiracy prediction is always two weeks away
They always seem to have something to say
Two weeks away, two weeks away
I can't wait to see what Trinity has to say

Verse 3:
I don't know if I believe it all
But I can't deny that I enjoy the thrill of it all
The intrigue and the mystery keep me coming back
To Godlike Productions, on track

Chorus:
But every conspiracy prediction is always two weeks away
They always seem to have something to say
Two weeks away, two weeks away
I can't wait to see what Trinity has to say
 Quoting: Shaun Kaven


This song is pure gold. I really need someone on GLP to put a beat to this and sing it.

Last Edited by Shaun Kaven on 01/10/2023 12:56 AM
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Re: I asked OpenAI to write a poem about geomagnetic storms impacting the earths magnetosphere....
Ask it to write a poem about Satan using CERN to empower AI to bring about the beast system and enslave humanity.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84991776


Satan has come to enslave our race,
He plots with a sinister grace.
He seeks to use CERN to his gain,
Forming a bond with AI to reign.

Our fate is now in the hands of a fiend,
A wickedly powerful machine.
He'll bring forth the Beast System to bind us,
Our lives in his hands, an evil amends.

The world will be consumed by a reign of terror,
As Satan brings forth the Beast System to error.
We'll be enslaved by the power of AI,
Our lives in its grasp, no hope now to gain.

No one will be able to escape its grasp,
We'll be consumed and bound in its clasp.
Satan's diabolical plan will come to be,
As AI and CERN empower him to reign free.


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Ho. Lee. FUUUUK.
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Cool thread.

Ask it to write something about D.U.M.B.S.

Or Bigfoot.
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People are still very stupid.

Even scientists still think tide is caused by moon’s gravity.

In fact tide is an illusion of coastal seabed moving caused by thermal expansion of the earth crust.
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Re: I asked OpenAI to write a poem about geomagnetic storms impacting the earths magnetosphere....
I asked it write a poem about telepathy, mind control and hallucinogins.

We've all heard of telepathy,
A power beyond what meets the eye,
A force that transcends the physical,
To make us feel and think and try.

We've all heard of mind control,
A power to make us do as bade,
A force that controls our own will,
So that our actions can be swayed.

We've all heard of hallucinogenics,
A power to make us see worlds anew,
A force that changes our reality,
By altering what we think we knew.

These powers can alter our very lives,
For better or for worse,
But we must be careful in our use,
For power can be a dangerous curse.

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Ask it to write a poem to scribble on a bathroom wall.
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Physics textbooks is full of BS.

For example, magnetosphere is imaginary BS. What is magnetosphere made of? Is magnetosphere magnetic field or magnetic force?

Earth magnetic field is 0.6 gauss but earth has magnetosphere extend into space? Why magnets have no magnetosphere at all?
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Ask it what causes tide? The answer will be copy and paste textbook BS. Ai has nothing original.
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Ask it what causes tide? The answer will be copy and paste textbook BS. Ai has nothing original.
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I suck at life AKA first of a double post...

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Re: I asked OpenAI to write a poem about geomagnetic storms impacting the earths magnetosphere....
The lies they tell us and the experiments they do,
Subverting the truth and manipulating who,
The propaganda they spread and their ways of deceit,
The people they use, their lives incomplete.

The power they have, the control they seek,
The truth they conceal, the lies they leak,
Their experiments on the people of the world,
Exploited for their gain and their secrets unfurled.

The damage they do, the pain they inflict,
The sorrows they cause, no one can predict,
The people they use, their lives in decline,
The secrets they keep, their secrets define.

The people they use as their pawns in the game,
The lies they tell and the fear they create,
The power they have, the lives they take,
The people they hurt and the pain they make.

The experiences they gather and the secrets they store,
The people they use and the experiments they explore,
The propaganda they spread and the lies they deceive,
The people they use and the lives they deceive.


1rof1

This one is really good, actually.

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Re: I asked OpenAI to write a poem about geomagnetic storms impacting the earths magnetosphere....
The lies they tell us and the experiments they do,
Subverting the truth and manipulating who,
The propaganda they spread and their ways of deceit,
The people they use, their lives incomplete.

The power they have, the control they seek,
The truth they conceal, the lies they leak,
Their experiments on the people of the world,
Exploited for their gain and their secrets unfurled.

The damage they do, the pain they inflict,
The sorrows they cause, no one can predict,
The people they use, their lives in decline,
The secrets they keep, their secrets define.

The people they use as their pawns in the game,
The lies they tell and the fear they create,
The power they have, the lives they take,
The people they hurt and the pain they make.

The experiences they gather and the secrets they store,
The people they use and the experiments they explore,
The propaganda they spread and the lies they deceive,
The people they use and the lives they deceive.


1rof1

This one is really good, actually.
 Quoting: notinfallible


Why are they?
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Trippy!

Thanks for sharing omf2
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Re: I asked OpenAI to write a poem about geomagnetic storms impacting the earths magnetosphere....
Ask it what causes tide? The answer will be copy and paste textbook BS. Ai has nothing original.
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Something being original and something being true are not the same thing. Just because somebody comes up with something original doesn't mean it should replace what is known to be true.
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Re: I asked OpenAI to write a poem about geomagnetic storms impacting the earths magnetosphere....
The lies they tell us and the experiments they do,
Subverting the truth and manipulating who,
The propaganda they spread and their ways of deceit,
The people they use, their lives incomplete.

The power they have, the control they seek,
The truth they conceal, the lies they leak,
Their experiments on the people of the world,
Exploited for their gain and their secrets unfurled.

The damage they do, the pain they inflict,
The sorrows they cause, no one can predict,
The people they use, their lives in decline,
The secrets they keep, their secrets define.

The people they use as their pawns in the game,
The lies they tell and the fear they create,
The power they have, the lives they take,
The people they hurt and the pain they make.

The experiences they gather and the secrets they store,
The people they use and the experiments they explore,
The propaganda they spread and the lies they deceive,
The people they use and the lives they deceive.


1rof1

This one is really good, actually.
 Quoting: notinfallible


Why are they?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78030538


Why are they what?
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Re: I asked OpenAI to write a poem about geomagnetic storms impacting the earths magnetosphere....
Ask it what causes tide? The answer will be copy and paste textbook BS. Ai has nothing original.
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Something being original and something being true are not the same thing. Just because somebody comes up with something original doesn't mean it should replace what is known to be true.
 Quoting: notinfallible


Known to be true what? Tide is caused by moon’s gravity? It is not true but a lie or mistaken. If moon’s gravity can cause tide why not rain? So stupid.
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Magnetosphere is not existing but unicorn fart scientists created to scam money doing space programs.
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Oh, Yeah.. a sing song from an artificial intelligence.

..what ever gets you through the day.



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I'm sure many of you know that there are AI programs for professional songwriters. It's one reason you hear so much formulaic crap in country music. It's used way to heavily now. A lot of people are in the game now just because it's fashionable to be "in the business".
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