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Solar Flares are Harmless and being afraid of them is an Irrational Fear of The Aurora Borealis, Micro-Nova-Gamma-Ray-Bursts are not Harmless
Solar Flares are Cosmic Pussies.
The real Cosmic Chad is the Big-Dick-Micro-Nova-Micro-Gamma-Ray-Burst, which is basically the Sun actually Erupting, in a way where it would otherwise launch a force off so powerful it would decay an entire continent of landmass upon impact to its utter extinction and complete mortality down to dead soil below well leaving a giant crater on the planet forever like it did to Mars.
The Sun can do THOSE.
If you worry about Solar Flares, you worry about irrational things you shouldn't be worried about.
You're scared of the thing that makes The Aurora Borealis Exist.
Stop being afraid of a high powered flashlight beam bouncing off the atmosphere making a space rave happen in the sky above you, it's fucking silly.