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I met a guy today. we hit it off until he told me that "each kid a woman has is like 100k miles on a car'

 
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I met a guy today. we hit it off until he told me that "each kid a woman has is like 100k miles on a car'
then told me i'm lucky i only had one, and he laughed like it was a joke or something.

the jerk. he gave me his number and i tossed it.
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Sounds like a Chad :)
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Guys have a funny way of thinking for sure.
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Re: I met a guy today. we hit it off until he told me that "each kid a woman has is like 100k miles on a car'
Sounds like a Chad :)
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he was handsome if that's what you mean. but an idiot.
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Re: I met a guy today. we hit it off until he told me that "each kid a woman has is like 100k miles on a car'
then told me i'm lucky i only had one, and he laughed like it was a joke or something.

the jerk. he gave me his number and i tossed it.
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He's right you know.
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Re: I met a guy today. we hit it off until he told me that "each kid a woman has is like 100k miles on a car'
then told me i'm lucky i only had one, and he laughed like it was a joke or something.

the jerk. he gave me his number and i tossed it.
 Quoting: GenieInABottle


Nice, sounds like he dodged a bullet. I'd put the milage at 250k per child, with an additional 50k variance to account for randoms pre/post off spring.

The question is, do you identify as a Toyota, or a Nash?
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Re: I met a guy today. we hit it off until he told me that "each kid a woman has is like 100k miles on a car'
so what, you're a single mother and catching a pray

the dude is right

with every kid, your pussy gets larger and less interesting for the ordinary plebs lol
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Re: I met a guy today. we hit it off until he told me that "each kid a woman has is like 100k miles on a car'
then told me i'm lucky i only had one, and he laughed like it was a joke or something.

the jerk. he gave me his number and i tossed it.
 Quoting: GenieInABottle


Nice, sounds like he dodged a bullet. I'd put the milage at 250k per child, with an additional 50k variance to account for randoms pre/post off spring.

The question is, do you identify as a Toyota, or a Nash?
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whatever, but if you want to go out don't say that kind of stuff right off the bat, you know?
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Re: I met a guy today. we hit it off until he told me that "each kid a woman has is like 100k miles on a car'
i despise the women who have children early in their years and then like ordinary whores and suckers are leeching just for another parasite to live on off
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Re: I met a guy today. we hit it off until he told me that "each kid a woman has is like 100k miles on a car'
i despise the women who have children early in their years and then like ordinary whores and suckers are leeching just for another parasite to live on off
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i'm not a parasite, and don't need to live off anyone. i had my daughter at 26 btw.
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Re: I met a guy today. we hit it off until he told me that "each kid a woman has is like 100k miles on a car'
then told me i'm lucky i only had one, and he laughed like it was a joke or something.

the jerk. he gave me his number and i tossed it.
 Quoting: GenieInABottle


Nice, sounds like he dodged a bullet. I'd put the milage at 250k per child, with an additional 50k variance to account for randoms pre/post off spring.

The question is, do you identify as a Toyota, or a Nash?
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whatever, but if you want to go out don't say that kind of stuff right off the bat, you know?
 Quoting: GenieInABottle


Why not? It's a good test (we know you women like tests) to see if you have a sense of humor or not. Or at least a similar sense of humor. Sounds like y'all don't, so keep fishing.
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Re: I met a guy today. we hit it off until he told me that "each kid a woman has is like 100k miles on a car'
i despise the women who have children early in their years and then like ordinary whores and suckers are leeching just for another parasite to live on off
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i'm not a parasite, and don't need to live off anyone. i had my daughter at 26 btw.
 Quoting: GenieInABottle


can't blame the women honestly, because with each man they have they think he's the future prince and father

so it's a gamble, nobody knows how the story will end

that's different story of yours, nontheless, i feel sorry for you and sincerely hope you'll find a great spouse in the near future my lady
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Re: I met a guy today. we hit it off until he told me that "each kid a woman has is like 100k miles on a car'
then told me i'm lucky i only had one, and he laughed like it was a joke or something.

the jerk. he gave me his number and i tossed it.
 Quoting: GenieInABottle


He's right you know.
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hesright
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Re: I met a guy today. we hit it off until he told me that "each kid a woman has is like 100k miles on a car'
i despise the women who have children early in their years and then like ordinary whores and suckers are leeching just for another parasite to live on off
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84217509


i'm not a parasite, and don't need to live off anyone. i had my daughter at 26 btw.
 Quoting: GenieInABottle


can't blame the women honestly, because with each man they have they think he's the future prince and father

so it's a gamble, nobody knows how the story will end

that's different story of yours, nontheless, i feel sorry for you and sincerely hope you'll find a great spouse in the near future my lady
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hf
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Re: I met a guy today. we hit it off until he told me that "each kid a woman has is like 100k miles on a car'
then told me i'm lucky i only had one, and he laughed like it was a joke or something.

the jerk. he gave me his number and i tossed it.
 Quoting: GenieInABottle


Nice, sounds like he dodged a bullet. I'd put the milage at 250k per child, with an additional 50k variance to account for randoms pre/post off spring.

The question is, do you identify as a Toyota, or a Nash?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80172982


whatever, but if you want to go out don't say that kind of stuff right off the bat, you know?
 Quoting: GenieInABottle


Why not? It's a good test (we know you women like tests) to see if you have a sense of humor or not. Or at least a similar sense of humor. Sounds like y'all don't, so keep fishing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80172982


i'm a man, but there are certain jokes you just can't use with women, this one is one of them

it's a fucking pathetic, lame one to tell to a woman (even worse if he knows she has a kid)

what kind of message that sends to her and signal of a future "caring" father
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Re: I met a guy today. we hit it off until he told me that "each kid a woman has is like 100k miles on a car'
hit it off

only means he's a smooth talker user abuser perverted asshole prick
who abuses language to get the panties to drop


you said on another thread yer not lookin

now why are you "lookin" ?


stop going after the user abuser asshole pricks

stop expecting the "smooth talker verbiage"

they only "say it" because it's what "you wanna hear"
and they only "say it" to try to bed you for
a meaningless, worthless fck n chuck
oh hai!
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Dumb ass op.... he was testing you. ...and you failed
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Re: I met a guy today. we hit it off until he told me that "each kid a woman has is like 100k miles on a car'
then told me i'm lucky i only had one, and he laughed like it was a joke or something.

the jerk. he gave me his number and i tossed it.
 Quoting: GenieInABottle


Nice, sounds like he dodged a bullet. I'd put the milage at 250k per child, with an additional 50k variance to account for randoms pre/post off spring.

The question is, do you identify as a Toyota, or a Nash?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80172982


whatever, but if you want to go out don't say that kind of stuff right off the bat, you know?
 Quoting: GenieInABottle


Why not? It's a good test (we know you women like tests) to see if you have a sense of humor or not. Or at least a similar sense of humor. Sounds like y'all don't, so keep fishing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80172982


it throws up asshole flags, that's why.
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don't you think you Would match better with a parent?
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Re: I met a guy today. we hit it off until he told me that "each kid a woman has is like 100k miles on a car'
A bit harsh I do agree but women always want us men to be "Manly" and tell you what we are thinking. So he did...and youo dumped him. Did you ask him if this outfit makes you look fat? What do you want him to say? THe truth or what you want to hear?

I am straight forward with ladies. Although I have more couth then to come out and say something that I think is harsh or offensive. However, ask me if you look fat in an outfit or if your p***y is tight and I will give you an honest answer.
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Re: I met a guy today. we hit it off until he told me that "each kid a woman has is like 100k miles on a car'
hit it off

only means he's a smooth talker user abuser perverted asshole prick
who abuses language to get the panties to drop


you said on another thread yer not lookin

now why are you "lookin" ?


stop going after the user abuser asshole pricks

stop expecting the "smooth talker verbiage"

they only "say it" because it's what "you wanna hear"
and they only "say it" to try to bed you for
a meaningless, worthless fck n chuck
 Quoting: Red John


i'm not out 'looking' necessarily, he was just a nice guy at first and we started chatting after we both dropped our daughters off at school.
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Re: I met a guy today. we hit it off until he told me that "each kid a woman has is like 100k miles on a car'
...


Nice, sounds like he dodged a bullet. I'd put the milage at 250k per child, with an additional 50k variance to account for randoms pre/post off spring.

The question is, do you identify as a Toyota, or a Nash?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80172982


whatever, but if you want to go out don't say that kind of stuff right off the bat, you know?
 Quoting: GenieInABottle


Why not? It's a good test (we know you women like tests) to see if you have a sense of humor or not. Or at least a similar sense of humor. Sounds like y'all don't, so keep fishing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80172982


it throws up asshole flags, that's why.
 Quoting: GenieInABottle


So, what is wrong with that? He sees your flags, you see his flags. Isn't that the typical way it's supposed to go? Would you prefer he tell you what he thinks you want to hear and be inauthentic?
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Re: I met a guy today. we hit it off until he told me that "each kid a woman has is like 100k miles on a car'
He probably would eventually dump you because you’re so short
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lmao
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Re: I met a guy today. we hit it off until he told me that "each kid a woman has is like 100k miles on a car'
hit it off

only means he's a smooth talker user abuser perverted asshole prick
who abuses language to get the panties to drop


you said on another thread yer not lookin

now why are you "lookin" ?


stop going after the user abuser asshole pricks

stop expecting the "smooth talker verbiage"

they only "say it" because it's what "you wanna hear"
and they only "say it" to try to bed you for
a meaningless, worthless fck n chuck
 Quoting: Red John


i'm not out 'looking' necessarily, he was just a nice guy at first and we started chatting after we both dropped our daughters off at school.
 Quoting: GenieInABottle


any shithead that would say anything negative about motherhood and child bearing

is not a nice guy
oh hai!
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Nice, sounds like he dodged a bullet. I'd put the milage at 250k per child, with an additional 50k variance to account for randoms pre/post off spring.

The question is, do you identify as a Toyota, or a Nash?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80172982


whatever, but if you want to go out don't say that kind of stuff right off the bat, you know?
 Quoting: GenieInABottle


Why not? It's a good test (we know you women like tests) to see if you have a sense of humor or not. Or at least a similar sense of humor. Sounds like y'all don't, so keep fishing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80172982


it throws up asshole flags, that's why.
 Quoting: GenieInABottle


Yeah, if he keeps that sit up he'll end up with a childless woman.
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Re: I met a guy today. we hit it off until he told me that "each kid a woman has is like 100k miles on a car'
He probably would eventually dump you because you’re so short
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how'd i know that was coming? lol cute.
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Re: I met a guy today. we hit it off until he told me that "each kid a woman has is like 100k miles on a car'
then told me i'm lucky i only had one, and he laughed like it was a joke or something.

the jerk. he gave me his number and i tossed it.
 Quoting: GenieInABottle




I don't see it like that. We worry more about the baggage.
i.e..
How often do you talk to the ex.
How often do you have to meet with the ex.
Is every other story about the ex.


Not saying these apply to all women, because they don't. Simply stating what's in our minds when meeting someone with a child. Most of us understand communication with the Ex will be happening, just to what extent and how often.
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Re: I met a guy today. we hit it off until he told me that "each kid a woman has is like 100k miles on a car'
then told me i'm lucky i only had one, and he laughed like it was a joke or something.

the jerk. he gave me his number and i tossed it.
 Quoting: GenieInABottle


stupid short-sighted jerk, no less

it can be hard on both man and woman, but it takes discipline to keep in shape... like with a car, you just maintain it and it will run great

what he's missing is that the love grows with each child... this life is relatively brief and eternity with your kids is long
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Does you're daughter have AAA on her I phone? charlie
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Guess I'm lucky, c section for the win.
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