Pray that Russia Nukes England, that China Nukes Israel, that USA Defaults on its Debt before Succumbing to Famine + Civil War

Pray it like your trying to convince a horse to walk up an escalator.

Pray it like you got a hippo on your six and you're on a skateboard.

Pray it like an opera singer uses a soprano aria to camouflage her farts.

I pray Putin doesn't get tired of your antics.

Pray it like a gladiator face planting a nest full of honeybadgers.

Pray it into the stars, pray it into the caves, pray like you know a secret of escaping time and death, pray with your spleen and wet yourself, pray laughing, bleeding, dying.

Pray it like a Sonoran hotdog all wrapped in bacon and of questionable hygiene.

Pray it like a Renaissance Faire reenactment jousting tournament only you have a pair of hedge clippers and your opponent looks bushy and his horse looks shrubberyish.

Pray it like a mangled fetus prays from the garbage disposal of planned parenthood.

Pray it in the mother tongue, the hushed tone, the nervous vowels gushing from your pent up rage and confusion.

I pray I poop in your direction.

Brush your tooth trailer trash.

Messiah trump, the king of israel will save us.

Why should the US avoid a nuke, because YOU live there? What a sociopath.

Nuke Antarctica. Penguins can suck it.

Nuke Antarctica. Penguins can suck it.

F U