FBI LGBTQIA+ managers about to go through meat grinder on Capitol Hill…

When you took the oath of office were you just thinking about something else - like sucking some big old duck?

When you saw these illegal acts did you think - well, I guess I could report this…or I could go back to sitting at my desk dreaming about a big old duck in my mouth and collecting a big fat pension.

It’s OK we already know the answer.

They should start a new TV show just for you:

Called: “Stories of the Gay Losers of the FBI”

So...like...erm....what are you bangin on about & stuff?

That’s an easy question. I was just wondering what these fat ass losers actually do to earn a paycheck. Other than sit on their overly large LGB asses all day and think of ways to not actually do any real work.