It’s better to burn out in nuke blast than slowly fade away as an incel.

I’ll take anything over my inceldom.

It’s a basic living hell.

Hell, no incel! Married folks get dibs on that space rock! Sending coordinates now...impact-my house 3:41pm CST! HOPEFULLY THE GALACTIC FEDERATION WON'T SCREW UP MY COORDINATES AND DC IS SAFE!

Mwaaaahaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaa

Doh! Manes

It’s totally unfair how come fat old and ugly chicks still getting laid? I mean there’s a alway sicko who will fuck ugly women. Evolution totally took away all pleasure from us less fortunate man. The system is rigged winner takes all cherries, losers get all left out, used goods, single moms, or yet worst of all nothing at all.

Imagine how a Woman feels

Imagine how soft and warm her skin feels. Imagine the sweet smell of her perfume. Imagine her tenderly pressing her soft lips against yours. Imagine her letting you get on top of her and instert your penis insider her, softly moaning as it slides in. Imagine the walls of her tight, soft, warm, pussy wrapped around every inch of your dick. Imagine her breathing getting heavier with every thrust. Imagine her wrapping her arms and legs around you, holding you as close as she possibly can and begging you to come inside her as you release every ounce of your thick semen into her. Then imagine the feeling of pure satisfaction and peace that comes afterwards, and looking beside you to see a person that cares about you and has accepted you in the most intimate way possible.

You will never get to experience this because your skeleton is too small or the bones in you face are not the proper shape. Have a nice day.

Putin should save us from this misery called Inceldom!

He is our only hope!!! Just blow us up already!

To hell with it all?

You guys are really pathetic..

Nukes were never real but fear to keep the sheep in line and afraid to leave the fold. Who is the shepherd you may ask? Well that is a question you must answer yourself.

You guys it’s almost the time. Putin made another threat against west. He will save us from pain of not getting laid at all!!!

Best and most true thread title ever posted on here.

“Putin please save us, you are our only hope as incels.”

Ive given up on any hope for a supernatural rapture. Its going to have to be natural. Global thermonuclear war is our only hope and salvation from this hell.

We need to exit from this purgatory!!
Chances of us ever getting laid?


Fat zero!!!

Flaming Bird Shit Trinity would say WW3 cant happen now since trump is out of office.


That Sack of Shit can piss off

That wouldn't make any sense, because the INCEL program is ran by the aliens and the gangstalkers, so after nukes go exploding all over the place they get what they want and might possibly leave you alone, meaning you might score a bunch of play with some desperate post-apocalyptic females.

They want all incels to turn gay.

If you losers stopped eating soy and just went to the gym for 6 months you wouldn’t be an uncle. Being a loser with no pussy is for soys

^Gymcel

Funny thing is if people overcome the massive attacks,
(you know what I'm talking about)

Then their life goals has nothing to do with "getting laid anymore.

FCK OFF HOMO AMERICANS

The gym is good, but Hatha & similar Yoga is better; if it's traditional and not your average contemporary Mc"Yoga".

And even though weight lifting is good, I'd still pick calisthenics if I had to choose one or the other.

Just don't LDAR.

Last Edited by Asuralikeproduction on 02/06/2023 07:53 PM

At all costs, do not go homo

Turning into a giant human shaped cigar ash in an instant VS spending the days of your life sniveling like a incel?

No contest I would charge right into blast like a Canadian Moose Metal Warrior!!!

"Nukes" seem to be an fearmongering hoax.

Kalpa-ending conflagrations on the other hand, I'd say are more feasible