CCP Mystery Balloon Shot Down By Baldwin's 2nd Misfire

The mysterious Chinese balloon drifting over the United
States is now in a state of rapid descent. It appears that
Alec Baldwin may have shot it down during a court
re-enactment of the "Rust" movie set accident.

It was reported that Baldwin shouted out, "FUCK! See?!
I was set up again!" to which Santa Fe District Attorney
Mary Carmack-Altwies, "You didn't bother to verify the
gun was empty. Again."