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Breaking news! White House says this is not an alien invasion, hundred thousand blips on radar are used Chinese car balloons!

 
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White House officials were adamant in a virtual briefing with governors on Monday that flying objects recently spotted over North America are not of extraterrestrial origin, according to a recording of the briefing obtained by Fox News Digital.

"There are no UFOs. This is not an invasion of the aliens," White House Homeland Security Adviser Liz Sherwood-Randall told governors. We

The briefing came after three flying objects were shot down over North America last weekend, including one over northeastern Alaska on Friday, one over Canada's Yukon territory on Saturday, and one over Lake Huron on Sunday.



"We are dealing with a number of objects that are not well characterized," Sherwood-Randall told governors on Monday.

"It's true that there are things that are being identified that don't resemble anything else, and we have to figure out what to do about them. And it turns out, there are hundreds, if not thousands, of them."


Sherwood-Randall added, "the objects are likely car lot balloons".


National Security Adviser Jake Sullivan announced an interagency task force to study the flying objects this week.
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Their gaslighting bullshit needs to end. Like soon.
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Their gaslighting bullshit needs to end. Like soon.
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It's incredible they use this excuse
Paranoiaaaaa
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That's lame! They're not even trying anymore. wtf

Last Edited by Paranoiaaaaa on 02/15/2023 08:33 AM
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WTF???

Sherwood-Randall added, "the objects are likely car lot balloons".

They just lost me on that one. So you need sidewinder missiles to shoot down car lot balloons. Off the wall folks.
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That's lame! They're not even trying anymore. wtf
 Quoting: Paranoiaaaaa


It's an invasion!

Those Chinese balloons are for their new gps they will use after they destroy all satellites in the sky!
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The bullshit is getting so comical. I have no clue what to believe and am just laughing about it all.
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The bullshit is getting so comical. I have no clue what to believe and am just laughing about it all.
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The Chinese are not going to wait until America plays catch up with hypersonic missiles


They will strike now.


You better prepare
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And THIS, friends and neighbors, is what you get when you hire on the DIVERSITY standards.

Frankly I'm quite shocked planes aren't falling out of the sky. But give it time, its gonna happen.

I'm shocked even more trains haven't derailed.

No more white guys in hard hats or work boots either. Just watch the buildings fall.

The diverse US government is f***king up the entire diverse world.

Earthquakes are even in on it. They're becoming more frequent in DIVERSE places...
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And THIS, friends and neighbors, is what you get when you hire on the DIVERSITY standards.

Frankly I'm quite shocked planes aren't falling out of the sky. But give it time, its gonna happen.

I'm shocked even more trains haven't derailed.

No more white guys in hard hats or work boots either. Just watch the buildings fall.

The diverse US government is f***king up the entire diverse world.

Earthquakes are even in on it. They're becoming more frequent in DIVERSE places...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84147920




Are you one of those retired former government workers who can't stand the FBI has hired people with nose rings, tattoos, and are 3 shades darker then you?





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