Driving them bonkers

You know, I can just see the part of the people running around in the computer rooms paid by the corrupt system that rules the world that are assigned to me saying

'HE'S STILL IN HIS MOMMY'S BASEMENT, AND HE'S STILL THREATENING TO TYPE IN LIST OF SOCIAL MEDIA SITES AND GET ON 300 AND TELL 1 MILLION A DAY HOW TO TELL 1 MILLION A DAY AND TALK ABOUT THE LIST OF CONSPIRACY THEORY GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS AND HERBAL AFFILIATE PROGRAMS AND MAKE 1 MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR DOING IT ALL APIECE AHHHHHHHH
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