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Breaking news! Vlad Putin embarrassed on world stage, Russia SATAN missile FAILS during launch while Biden in Ukraine!

 
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Breaking news! Vlad Putin embarrassed on world stage, Russia SATAN missile FAILS during launch while Biden in Ukraine!
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Russia tested an intercontinental ballistic missile Monday while President Biden was in Ukraine that failed.

US officials told CNN on Tuesday that Russia used a deconfliction line to notify the US in advance of the missile test, which reportedly did not pose a risk to the country.



The test was of a nuclear-capable heavy SARMAT missile, dubbed Satan II by NATO, and classified as a “superweapon” by the head of Russia’s aerospace research agency.

The reported test launch of the missile designed to carry up to 15 nuclear warheads, as well as hypersonic munitions, is Putin’s latest apparent attempt at saber-rattling aimed at the US.
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Russia tested an intercontinental ballistic missile Monday while President Biden was in Ukraine that failed.

US officials told CNN on Tuesday that Russia used a deconfliction line to notify the US in advance of the missile test, which reportedly did not pose a risk to the country.



The test was of a nuclear-capable heavy SARMAT missile, dubbed Satan II by NATO, and classified as a “superweapon” by the head of Russia’s aerospace research agency.

The reported test launch of the missile designed to carry up to 15 nuclear warheads, as well as hypersonic munitions, is Putin’s latest apparent attempt at saber-rattling aimed at the US.
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LOL, Putin never fails and Putin never lies, Putin is God and Jesus put into one, he is the lord of Lords that we have all been waiting for, Amen.
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Re: Breaking news! Vlad Putin embarrassed on world stage, Russia SATAN missile FAILS during launch while Biden in Ukraine!
Batshit crazy war mongers. They’ve even made a propaganda sing about their Saran missiles that they play on their Russian State TV

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Re: Breaking news! Vlad Putin embarrassed on world stage, Russia SATAN missile FAILS during launch while Biden in Ukraine!
That is why things are tested.

100% pass rate = weak test

In this case, it is rocket science.
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Re: Breaking news! Vlad Putin embarrassed on world stage, Russia SATAN missile FAILS during launch while Biden in Ukraine!
That is why things are tested.

100% pass rate = weak test

In this case, it is rocket science.
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Super power Russia is not
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Re: Breaking news! Vlad Putin embarrassed on world stage, Russia SATAN missile FAILS during launch while Biden in Ukraine!
Did anybody read the report? The "evidence" of failed test is deducted from Putin's speach: he didn't mention the test...

I rest my case.
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Re: Breaking news! Vlad Putin embarrassed on world stage, Russia SATAN missile FAILS during launch while Biden in Ukraine!
That is why things are tested.

100% pass rate = weak test

In this case, it is rocket science.
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Super power Russia is not
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25872861


US rocket fails > your example


Cough...space shuttle....cough cough...the other space stuttle
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Putler is an embarrassment for Russia.
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Thread: Putin set new world records
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Re: Breaking news! Vlad Putin embarrassed on world stage, Russia SATAN missile FAILS during launch while Biden in Ukraine!
That is why things are tested.

100% pass rate = weak test

In this case, it is rocket science.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62226146


Super power Russia is not
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25872861


US rocket fails > your example


Cough...space shuttle....cough cough...the other space stuttle
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So your going with Columbia whataboutisms for this fail, comrade?
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Putler is an embarrassment for Russia.
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81 million Americans voted for biden.

And harris.

How's that look?
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Putler is an embarrassment for Russia.
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81 million Americans voted for biden.

And harris.

How's that look?
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It looks like a healthy democracy.
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Batshit crazy war mongers. They’ve even made a propaganda sing about their Saran missiles that they play on their Russian State TV


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FFS…this looks like 1970s communist Soviet agit prop, only crazier.
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Re: Breaking news! Vlad Putin embarrassed on world stage, Russia SATAN missile FAILS during launch while Biden in Ukraine!
That is why things are tested.

100% pass rate = weak test

In this case, it is rocket science.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62226146


Super power Russia is not
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25872861


US rocket fails > your example


Cough...space shuttle....cough cough...the other space stuttle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62226146


So your going with Columbia whataboutisms for this fail, comrade?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81133113


Pick a topic you can win.

Rockets are beyond you smooth brain. As is logic.
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Re: Breaking news! Vlad Putin embarrassed on world stage, Russia SATAN missile FAILS during launch while Biden in Ukraine!
Putler is an embarrassment for Russia.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82503956


81 million Americans voted for biden.

And harris.

How's that look?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62226146


It looks like a healthy democracy.
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Hahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahah


Yeah.

Post that on godlike.

Super tard.
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Re: Breaking news! Vlad Putin embarrassed on world stage, Russia SATAN missile FAILS during launch while Biden in Ukraine!
Did anybody read the report? The "evidence" of failed test is deducted from Putin's speach: he didn't mention the test...

I rest my case.
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Yes but if CNN or the BBC says it's true, well it must be true right :)

These days buildings not hit by a plane 21 years ago can just fall down and gas pipes can just blow up in three places at once or we can have a missile blowing up when no one can see it.

Can you prove that Putin didn't just think it blew up because that's enough proof these days for the likes of our foreign owned mejia
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Healthy democracy! You got that GLP?


Hahahahhahahahaha


Showed your shill ass there buddy.
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Re: Breaking news! Vlad Putin embarrassed on world stage, Russia SATAN missile FAILS during launch while Biden in Ukraine!
Putler is an embarrassment for Russia.
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81 million Americans voted for biden.

And harris.

How's that look?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62226146


It looks like a healthy democracy.
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specialstupid
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Healthy democracy! You got that GLP?


Hahahahhahahahaha


Showed your shill ass there buddy.
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osuper
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Thread title change: OP embarrassed on world stage! Claims "healthy democracy"...ON GLP
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Russia tested an intercontinental ballistic missile Monday while President Biden was in Ukraine that failed.
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NY Post >> tabloid trash.

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Now even Satan can't save Putler.
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Healthy democracy! You got that GLP?


Hahahahhahahahaha


Showed your shill ass there buddy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62226146


People didn’t vote for Biden. They voted against trump and his army of brain dead hillbillies.
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Putler is an embarrassment for Russia.
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Biden says 81 million Americans voted for biden.

And harris.

How's that look?
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Fixed it for you
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Healthy democracy! You got that GLP?


Hahahahhahahahaha


Showed your shill ass there buddy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62226146


People didn’t vote for Biden. They voted against trump and his army of brain dead hillbillies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42112747


and we have a BINGO!
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Thread: FUCK: Russia's 200-ton nuclear capable missile Sarmat hits serial/mass production !!! PUTIN is seriously NOT BLUFFING. !!!
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Re: Breaking news! Vlad Putin embarrassed on world stage, Russia SATAN missile FAILS during launch while Biden in Ukraine!
Putler is an embarrassment for Russia.
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Biden says 81 million Americans voted for biden.

And harris.

How's that look?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62226146


Fixed it for you
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81 million Americans say fuck if we did
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Russia is producing a huge pile of trash.
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Super power Russia is not
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25872861


US rocket fails > your example


Cough...space shuttle....cough cough...the other space stuttle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62226146


So your going with Columbia whataboutisms for this fail, comrade?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81133113


Pick a topic you can win.

Rockets are beyond you smooth brain. As is logic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62226146


I’d like to hear more about your whataboutism where the breakup of Space Shuttle Columbia on re-entry makes the failure of your three stage liquid fuels Sarmat ICBM not a failure.
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Russia tested an intercontinental ballistic missile Monday while President Biden was in Ukraine that failed.

US officials told CNN on Tuesday that Russia used a deconfliction line to notify the US in advance of the missile test, which reportedly did not pose a risk to the country.



The test was of a nuclear-capable heavy SARMAT missile, dubbed Satan II by NATO, and classified as a “superweapon” by the head of Russia’s aerospace research agency.

The reported test launch of the missile designed to carry up to 15 nuclear warheads, as well as hypersonic munitions, is Putin’s latest apparent attempt at saber-rattling aimed at the US.
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never happened.

CNN

epiclol
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Now even Satan can't save Putler.
epiclol
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Well there’s still the Putler youth.

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