Giant salamanders make fun & affectionate pets! (Warning: This is crazy shit)

Yuck.

That's one gargantuan amphibian!

you knew they ki9lled it part way in didn't you..

There is always a twist ...

Yeah, these freaks invented "tentacle porn" too....

Those are some of the oldest living things on earth. lol, I think I'd just eat some chicken out of respect, and I love to eat all kinds of animals, but this is like eating a sea turtle.

Yep - out of respect - I'm eating chicken too!

Last Edited by JADR+ on 02/22/2023 10:05 PM

even their language sounds soulless

descendants of insects

Imagine being forced to listen to these goofy whackjobs 24/7

Hell I knew they were gonna eat that shit as soon as I saw the first lizard.

Those animals are endangered, I’m pretty sure. What an evil cunt!

Those animals are endangered, I’m pretty sure. What an evil cunt!

It's an amphibian, far more ancient and primitive than a lizard. These creatures are the closest living organisms to the primordial tetrapod that first crawled out of the sea to become the progenitor of all terrestrial vertebrate life on earth. A curse upon all those who hunt these magnificent beasts for food when more abundant sources of meat are readily available. It's like killing and eating a slimy unicorn.

Change title to Gargantuan salamanders and you would have got five stars from me.

Well, they didn't originate from insects per se, but they did have their genes hybridized with time-traveling insectoid aliens from another dimension... In several timelines, I'm told that the Chinese eventually become the Grey aliens.

Of course they ate them

Those fuckers will eat anything..