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# Giant salamanders make fun & affectionate pets! (Warning: This is crazy shit)

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02/22/2023 09:18 PM
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Giant salamanders make fun & affectionate pets! (Warning: This is crazy shit)

Last Edited by JADR+ on 02/22/2023 09:28 PM
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02/22/2023 09:58 PM
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Re: Giant salamanders make fun & affectionate pets! (Warning: This is crazy shit)
Yuck.
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02/22/2023 09:59 PM
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That's one gargantuan amphibian!
And this is why we can't have nice things.
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02/22/2023 10:01 PM
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Re: Giant salamanders make fun & affectionate pets! (Warning: This is crazy shit)
you knew they ki9lled it part way in didn't you..

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02/22/2023 10:03 PM
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you knew they ki9lled it part way in didn't you..
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84959923

There is always a twist ...
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FE Challenge: Provide a formula which calculates the exact distance between 2 GPS coordinates that does not use the Earth's radius of 6,371 km in it's assumptions

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02/22/2023 10:03 PM
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Yeah, these freaks invented "tentacle porn" too....
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02/22/2023 10:04 PM
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Those are some of the oldest living things on earth. lol, I think I'd just eat some chicken out of respect, and I love to eat all kinds of animals, but this is like eating a sea turtle.

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02/22/2023 10:04 PM
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Those are some of the oldest living things on earth. lol, I think I'd just eat some chicken out of respect, and I love to eat all kinds of animals, but this is like eating a sea turtle.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83698576

Yep - out of respect - I'm eating chicken too!

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FE Challenge: Provide a formula which calculates the exact distance between 2 GPS coordinates that does not use the Earth's radius of 6,371 km in it's assumptions

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INFJ/Conservative Artist
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02/22/2023 10:07 PM
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even their language sounds soulless

descendants of insects
last one
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02/22/2023 10:10 PM

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02/23/2023 01:22 AM

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even their language sounds soulless

descendants of insects
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83988692

Imagine being forced to listen to these goofy whackjobs 24/7
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02/23/2023 01:28 AM
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you knew they ki9lled it part way in didn't you..
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84959923

There is always a twist ...

Hell I knew they were gonna eat that shit as soon as I saw the first lizard.
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02/23/2023 01:30 AM
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Those animals are endangered, I’m pretty sure. What an evil cunt!
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02/23/2023 01:30 AM
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Those animals are endangered, I’m pretty sure. What an evil cunt!
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02/23/2023 02:38 AM
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you knew they ki9lled it part way in didn't you..
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84959923

There is always a twist ...

Hell I knew they were gonna eat that shit as soon as I saw the first lizard.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85286344

It's an amphibian, far more ancient and primitive than a lizard. These creatures are the closest living organisms to the primordial tetrapod that first crawled out of the sea to become the progenitor of all terrestrial vertebrate life on earth. A curse upon all those who hunt these magnificent beasts for food when more abundant sources of meat are readily available. It's like killing and eating a slimy unicorn.
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02/23/2023 02:39 AM
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Change title to Gargantuan salamanders and you would have got five stars from me.
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02/23/2023 02:42 AM
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Re: Giant salamanders make fun & affectionate pets! (Warning: This is crazy shit)
even their language sounds soulless

descendants of insects
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83988692

Well, they didn't originate from insects per se, but they did have their genes hybridized with time-traveling insectoid aliens from another dimension... In several timelines, I'm told that the Chinese eventually become the Grey aliens.
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02/23/2023 02:47 AM
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Of course they ate them
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02/23/2023 03:11 AM
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Of course they ate them
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69351044

Those fuckers will eat anything..