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34 days left. Urgent press release from notepad

 
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34 days left. Urgent press release from notepad

publishing. Insider info.

Thanks a lot for this information. You are not a coward.

You are a hero.
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This is an PRESS RELEASE from notepad publishing Geneva

Switzerland. Based on insider information

notepad publishing Geneva, Switzerland - 17. April 2008

14.48

Title: Urgent update. 34 days left. New insider info.
Link: www.notepad.ch
Concerns: CERN LHC BLACK HOLE

Abstract:
The is a potential danger that LHC at CERN in Geneva,

Switzerland could create a black hole.
www.notepad.ch has got important information to share

containing insider information into the CERN project

plan. Help save the universe! notepad. take note.

Content:
Project Plan Update:
If small issue perturbs critical path, then the effects

propagate to the schedule as a whole.

Current issues:
The LHC had some improperly secured magnets which came

loose in a testing phase and had to be redesigned and

rebuilt.
Vacuum leaks may have slowed down the schedule by 2 more

weeks.

Opinion:
Also, the LHC doesn't turn on with a switch. So there

may be weeks of fine tuning before they attempt particle

collisions. The 27 kilometers of LHC must keep track of

unav
oidable motions at the sub-millimeter scale. So the

exact start date depends both on what criteria you use

to label a milestone as a start date and how the

schedule changes ("slips") over time.

First that protons will be used in LHC: 15. June 2008
System 'Cold Date' (all 8 segments are cold): 1. June

2008
more info: indico.cern.ch

Current Test results:
Only one of the eight segments of the ring have passed

the cool-down tests.
more info: lhc-new-homepage.web.cern.ch

System warmup: 21. May 2008
Full activation: July 2008
System running: October 2008
Protons used: 15. June 2008
Cold Date: 1. June 2008
Danger! Experiment with increased black hole risk: 21.

December 1212

Quality Assurance Status:
Only one of the eight segments of the ring have passed

the cool-down tests.

PLEASE NOTE:
All the dates in here are rumours. There is no formal

date confirmation from CERN. I hope they can soon be

replaced by CERN updated ones. The dates in here have

today confirmed by an insider.

Visit www.notepad.ch for more information
Anonymous Coward
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04/17/2008 01:22 PM
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As soon as I see the phrase, "insider info," I think to myself, "Ah! It's role-playing time again!"

Geeze. At least get creative.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 290624


You mean the dates?
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Re: 34 days left. Urgent press release from notepad
it's not like it hasn't happened before, is it? (8th April)

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Thread: FUCKING HELL! Look at this!!!
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sorry, wrong thread!

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Re: 34 days left. Urgent press release from notepad
Status: 18.04.08 - Only 33 days left.

Status: 18.04.08 33 days left.
www.notepad.ch
Save the universe.

Timeline

ISSUE Large explosion: 2005
ISSUE Magnet failure: 2007
TEST Test Sector warmup/coopdown cycle: 2007
QA ISSUE 7 of 8 segments failed cool-down tests
CANCELLED Complete warmup/cooldown cycle, Low power runs
INIT System init (1. Beam injection): 21. May 2008
INIT Cold Date: 1. June 2008
DOCU New safety report not released
START System activation (Circulating beams): July 2008
PROD System ready: October 2008
EXPERIMENT Protons used: 15. June 2008
HIGH RISK EXPERIMENT Elevated black hole risk: 21. December 1212

Important note:
These are not official dates. No official dates where available to us yet. CERN should publish them.
These dates are based on news, opinions and insider info. Additionally, I try my best. I am not a scientist - just a citizen. I will update this information and all information on www.notepad.ch as soon as new information becomes available. The blogs at www.notepad. have been created on the 14 of April, that is the date I realized that the black hole danger at the CERN's LHC is for real. My goal is to let you decide if there is an issue with the 'go to prod' of the LHC - or not. That is the reason this site consists just of News, opinions, forum messages etc. I always named the source of the quote, did mention in each article that this is a quote from etc. My assumption is that this is the legal and fair way to quote without changing the context. Please tell me if I am wrong and I will immediately correct it. Thank you.
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04/18/2008 04:35 AM
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the cernwatch guy, who claims to be working there, says everything is proceeding as normal.





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