Tiffany Dover, Damar Hamlin and Senator Fetterman all walk into a bar...

none!

but I hope someone else comes up with one!

the barpersons name tag read St. Peter.

Tiffany Dover, Damar Hamlin and Senator Fetterman all walk into a bar...

The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Tiffany Dover, Damar Hamlin and Senator Fetterman all walk into a bar...

The bartender looks up and says “Sorry, we don’t serve vegetables here.”

The only way all 3 of them could walk in a bar is if they are all clones.

I don't know who any of these musicians are. Today's music sucks.

Yeah, agree

... and you think at least one of them would have saw it.

bartender says, "Hey, I thought you were all dead!"

Tiffany says, "wow, no wonder I need a drink!"
Damar says, "wow, no wonder I'm not playing!"
Fetterman says, "wow, mmmafffaggyg plassit stagrs styh!"

now THAT is a real bar!

.

Tiffany Dover, Damar Hamlin and Senator Fettermam wall walk into a bar...

Fetterman looks at Tiffany and Damar then takes the lead and holds up three fingers.

The Bartender gives a questioning look and says, "So the usual"?

And All three respond in unison, "Brainnnns!"

Dead people can’t walk.

Come on man !

Tiffany Dover, Damar Hamlin and Senator Fetterman all walk into a bar...
The bartender says,

and the bartender says "I'm gonna have to cut you off, haven't you all had enough shots"?

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that's the winner.

Awesome.




They all have a drink, and laugh, screen cuts to next commercial.
CGI actors take off their green suits and one of them asks
"Who the hell was Tiffany Dover?".

"Carl, these are the Walking Dead"

Tiffany Dover, Damar Hamlin and Senator Fetterman all walk into a bar...


In Jonestown and ask for a shot.

and died suddenly.

ALERT: A HANKERIN has me heading out to KFC to satisfy my hankrin for a Double Down Sandwich, some Extra Crispy Chicken, and some Coleslaw. A Large Coffee will wash it down.

Quick Bites, Big Flavors

And the bartender says "There's a two shot minimum."

Tiffany Dover, Damar Hamlin and Senator Fetterman all walk into a bar...

"Give us three soylent greens with triple shots of the mRNA spike secret sauce..."

Tiffany Dover, Damar Hamlin and Senator Fetterman all walk into a southern bar...

Immediately the three start to twitch and shake spastically.

The bartender pulls out a shotgun and yells, "Git you out of here! This ain't no Shattered Graphene Disco Ball!".

We heard it was two for 1 shots tonight!

The bartender asks "are you sure you'll all be able to figure out the cost of your drinks tonight?"

And they all answer:

"We can count to potato!"

Anti-vaxxers don't care too much about vaccine jokes. They never get them.