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I think i might have got Bird Flu (H5N1)

 
Grove Street (Redux 3.0)
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I think i might have got Bird Flu (H5N1)
fed some pigeons..

wasn't socially distancing.

or wearing a mask

anyone else have similar experiences?

didn't have my phone with me or i would have a potato cam.

but i think others in the park were coming down with it too.

i think we should lockdown and get injected.

please share experiences.

all opinions are welcome
And this is why we can't have nice things.
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03/02/2023 10:52 PM
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Re: I think i might have got Bird Flu (H5N1)
its just a flu.. I had it years ago... from a cat that caught it in a shelter...
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Re: I think i might have got Bird Flu (H5N1)
I think I've got it, too.

I got up this morning, ate half a bag of unpopped popcorn, climbed the tree out by the driveway and shit all over my truck. Uncontrollable whistling all day also.

Should I get vaccinated?
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Re: I think i might have got Bird Flu (H5N1)
its just a flu.. I had it years ago... from a cat that caught it in a shelter...
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now imagine the 3 other cats I had who caught it too.. along with me.. such a fun weak.. NOT
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Re: I think i might have got Bird Flu (H5N1)
fed some pigeons..

wasn't socially distancing.

or wearing a mask

anyone else have similar experiences?

didn't have my phone with me or i would have a potato cam.

but i think others in the park were coming down with it too.

i think we should lockdown and get injected.

please share experiences.

all opinions are welcome
 Quoting: Grove Street (Redux 3.0)


sounds like you made a gargantuan mistake
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Re: I think i might have got Bird Flu (H5N1)
Too bad our chromosomes don’t line up well or more of us would get it super fast!
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03/02/2023 11:00 PM
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Re: I think i might have got Bird Flu (H5N1)
I got E1M1

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Re: I think i might have got Bird Flu (H5N1)
You got the new A.I. machine learning virus. Bill Gates and Fauci figured out how to take computer viruses and add a biological gain of function mechanism. Remember, birds aren't real. They're robots, but they are likely infecting people with novel machine virus.

I'm sorry to say, but we might have to lock down the entire world again so that you don't spread novel machine virus. Symptoms are blue/green screen of death, disappearing apps, and loss of data. Malwarebytes might have a solution, but you'd need Elon's neuralink to access the download. You learned your lesson though. No going outside without a hazmat suit from now on.
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Re: I think i might have got Bird Flu (H5N1)
I think I've got it, too.

I got up this morning, ate half a bag of unpopped popcorn, climbed the tree out by the driveway and shit all over my truck. Uncontrollable whistling all day also.

Should I get vaccinated?
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lmao


I think you're way past the vaccination stage. laugh
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Re: I think i might have got Bird Flu (H5N1)
fed some pigeons..

wasn't socially distancing.

or wearing a mask

anyone else have similar experiences?

didn't have my phone with me or i would have a potato cam.

but i think others in the park were coming down with it too.

i think we should lockdown and get injected.

please share experiences.

all opinions are welcome
 Quoting: Grove Street (Redux 3.0)


Go get bit by a snake.

I read on glp that snake venom should counteract the bird flu effects because snakes eat birds, therefore science.
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Re: I think i might have got Bird Flu (H5N1)
Just to put this in perspective...

During the worst outbreak EVER in 1997..

Only 18 people contacted the disease, and 6 died...

Like more people die every year being shot in a KFC, than H5N1 combined...
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Re: I think i might have got Bird Flu (H5N1)
I have it too. I caught it from Fauci because he wasn't triple masked and I was only wearing a double mask and no goggles.

He then told me go get the new mRNA FLU vax and you will have much milder case. So that's what I did and thank God I did or it would've been so much worse.

Go get your mRNA bird flu vax people! Don't listen to those anti science tards. Trust Fauci and trust real science! It's safe and effective!!
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Re: I think i might have got Bird Flu (H5N1)
You got the new A.I. machine learning virus. Bill Gates and Fauci figured out how to take computer viruses and add a biological gain of function mechanism. Remember, birds aren't real. They're robots, but they are likely infecting people with novel machine virus.

I'm sorry to say, but we might have to lock down the entire world again so that you don't spread novel machine virus. Symptoms are blue/green screen of death, disappearing apps, and loss of data. Malwarebytes might have a solution, but you'd need Elon's neuralink to access the download. You learned your lesson though. No going outside without a hazmat suit from now on.
 Quoting: My Foolish Daydream


Your internet memes are off the scale...


Always remember these words: Work hard, study well, and eat and sleep plenty! That is the Turtle Hermit way! We must master the art of peace in addition to the art of war!
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Re: I think i might have got Bird Flu (H5N1)
I think I've got it, too.

I got up this morning, ate half a bag of unpopped popcorn, climbed the tree out by the driveway and shit all over my truck. Uncontrollable whistling all day also.

Should I get vaccinated?
 Quoting: last one


jay i often have days like that. you are good man
And this is why we can't have nice things.
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Re: I think i might have got Bird Flu (H5N1)
You got the new A.I. machine learning virus. Bill Gates and Fauci figured out how to take computer viruses and add a biological gain of function mechanism. Remember, birds aren't real. They're robots, but they are likely infecting people with novel machine virus.

I'm sorry to say, but we might have to lock down the entire world again so that you don't spread novel machine virus. Symptoms are blue/green screen of death, disappearing apps, and loss of data. Malwarebytes might have a solution, but you'd need Elon's neuralink to access the download. You learned your lesson though. No going outside without a hazmat suit from now on.
 Quoting: My Foolish Daydream


lol

damned
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Re: I think i might have got Bird Flu (H5N1)
fed some pigeons..

wasn't socially distancing.

or wearing a mask

anyone else have similar experiences?

didn't have my phone with me or i would have a potato cam.

but i think others in the park were coming down with it too.

i think we should lockdown and get injected.

please share experiences.

all opinions are welcome
 Quoting: Grove Street (Redux 3.0)


I hope you're not able to survive it.
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Re: I think i might have got Bird Flu (H5N1)
bird flu is real and very dangerous.

three weeks to flatten the wings!
And this is why we can't have nice things.
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Re: I think i might have got Bird Flu (H5N1)
Get vaxxed ASAP.
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Re: I think i might have got Bird Flu (H5N1)
lmao
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Re: I think i might have got Bird Flu (H5N1)
I have it too! I had been drinking heavily the night before and i woke up feeling a bit rough. Went to the paki shop and bought a pcr testing kit. Afzal said they are the best ones.
Stuck it into my brain and its come up positive.
I am sat here now under my kitchen table wearing 4 masks.
Trying to get through to NHS 111 been on hold for two hours.
I need a bird flu vaccine!
I knew i shouldnt have snatched that chip back from the seagull when he stole it!
He even had a flannel on his brow and a little glass thermometer hanging from his beak.....
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Re: I think i might have got Bird Flu (H5N1)
fed some pigeons..

wasn't socially distancing.

or wearing a mask

anyone else have similar experiences?

didn't have my phone with me or i would have a potato cam.

but i think others in the park were coming down with it too.

i think we should lockdown and get injected.

please share experiences.

all opinions are welcome
 Quoting: Grove Street (Redux 3.0)


Why do you put so much blank space between each sentence?
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Re: I think i might have got Bird Flu (H5N1)
I ate a gargantuan chicken breast last night and I think I have the bird herps now.

Probably need a few vaccinations.
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