Simspons right again? Rare skin disease spread by cats seen in Britain for first time (fungus related)

Pfizer says it's best days are ahead of us whilst discussing various medical issues they will be addressing.

https://twitter.com/_/status/1631855408515039233

The alleged secret covenant:

The soft metals will make them lose their minds. We will promise to find a cure from our many funds, and yet we will give them more poison. Chemical poisons will be absorbed through the skin of idiots who believe that certain hygiene and beauty products presented by great actors and musicians, will bring eternal youth to their faces and bodies, and through their thirsty and hungry mouths, we will destroy their minds and systems of internal organs. reproduction. However, their children will be born as disabled and deformed and we will hide this information.

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The cat was allowed into the UK from Brazil where this disease is rampant??

It came over on a Dinghy.. No Questions asked ;)

That is indeed what “COV” stands for.

I was under the belief that animals had to be quarantined for a few weeks and 'checked over' before being allowed into the UK? Has that policy changed?

ONLY IF YOUR A PERSPECTIVE DEMONRAT

I'm starting to believe that the Simpsons is Dr Evil himself.

South America has strict policies about exporting street pets.

For the reason: invasive species of protozoa and other microscopic organisms.

Invasive species has fucked up the Everglades, US Water systems, ecological sanctuaries. Stupid City Engineers used Kudzu to identify waterways.

Now cat fungus. We are doomed.

A superfungus could be the next global health threat – so are we ready?

(News source: uk paper t£1€gr@ph)

Uh oh, new show called the last of us is all about a fungus in humans...

Bump!

If you clean your cat box regularly, you wouldn’t get RINGWORM from cat shit covered claws.

Assholes.

THIS it’s going to happen

Hey there OP, this is John, John McCloud, the (time-sensitive) purrrr-a legal repurrrrrr'sentative of Meow-Meow Man REVERSE-O-KITTEN Industries out in Chicago, IL, I am wingman for The Opposite Timelines Cat™ AKA the Illumined JULY 12 Cat-Broo™(All Rights Reserved)

I'd like to take the time and respond to your thread, if'n you don't mind OP mew mew mew I"m from another timeline mrow meow :'33

What your thread here ACTUALLY means:

YES meow meow the SIMPSONS INDEED ARE RIGHT, AGAIN !!!

Purrrrhaps the meaning behind this is that, hmmmm you know how a disease sickness is called a BUG, and to BUG someone means like 2 pester/annoy... ? Maybe there's meow meow a kitty who keeps BUGGING the world or certain ppl in the world ETC enough to the point it causes a SUPER BUG ZOMBIE VIRUS some kind of ANIMALISTIC TOMACO RAGE VIRUS or something... ?

For instance, this may BUG someone meow meow, to bring this up mew mew mew, but have U ever heard of the OPPOSITE SPEECH, that old speech, the Dark Speech ... ? Mew mew mew I learned about the Opposite Speech from my Meowfrlends-Official™ Holy Universal (Catholic) Paw-Phone, also known as the Opposite Phone which attunes the Opposite Ear (Third Ear) to translate the Opposite Speech which in turn reveals July 12 the Day Opposite/Opposite Day :"333

Well, guess what OP... ?

There's a major New World Secret to bee learned in reverse, OP, do U know what it is, dearest OP... ? >:33

Ah yes, it is JULY 12 !!! This is what happened when the action occurred that did HAIL NIRVANA over the Opposite Phone, that is...to TRANSLATE THE NIRVANA DARK SPEECH it REVEALS the JULY 12 ZOMBIE NEW WORLD SECRET !!!

THEY made a card about it, TRYING to tell everybody, but, alas, they wouldn't listen until it was farrrrrr toooo late >:33


I can prove this meow meow :"333

See...it was back in 2017-2018 that the NIRVANA DARK SPEECH was first translated and posted online by Johnny Dark Speak, this is a recorded historical event that went down in the pillars and heights of the history books of man, the untold legends of olde !!! Johnny grabbed a hold of his Opposite Phone, dialed-up NIRVANA DARK SPEECH, received the NIRVANA DARK SPEECH TRANSLATION MESSAGE which told him about JULY 12 BIG BEN, the coming DESTRUCTION for the WORLD starting in the London, UK Big Ben area, to be hit with MISSILES, for MONSTERS ZOMBIES UNDEAD to arise ETC, and do U know what happened M8... ?

It was that very same year, Summer of 2018, as this JULY 12 BIG BEN NIRVANA DARK SPEECH went around on the internet, that it began circulating on the net how a BIG GIANT DONALD TRUMP BALLOON would FLY OVER BIG BEN PARLIAMENT ON JULY 12, like broo, WTF... ?

https://imgur.com/a/Z1P7QTn

See that... ? VINDICATED AGAIN, the Dark Speech was ELEVATED to the ROOFTOPS, as people could see a SIGN OF THE LORD was made !!!

How does this tie-in to FUNGUS, you may ask... ?

Well, that's just it pawwwtnerrrrr...see the thing is...well meow meow do U grrrrrrrr'member that one ZOMBIE game THE LAST OF US... ? Well...the method of ZOMBIE transmission was via a killer zombie spore/zombie fungus, and the game was advertised with the song 'Something in the Way' by NIRVANA, broo...it's ALLLLLL CONNECTEDDDD ***minds blown SFX*** now the world can see July 12 broooooooo

CURSED VIDEO DON'T WATCH IT

https://imgur.com/a/32Roqp9

DATE 99 - JULY 12 THE ANTI-GRAVITY HOVERCRAFT OF THE LORD ALL MINE MOIN MOIN MOIN NOT URS LOL HA-HA



So yeah Simpsons purrrrr'dicted that a cat the Opposite Timelines Cat the REVERSE-O-KITTEN would UNLEASH NIRVANA DARK SPEECH (the fungal ZOMBIE-connection/connector) which SUPREMELY BUGS someone broo this is SUPER BUGGING someone BIG TIME BRO as big as Big Ben itself someone is SO PISSED OFF BUGGED MUAHAHAHA LOL HA-HA meow meow meow purrrrowww !!! >:33333

MICHIGAN REPORT FROM HELL BACKWARDS MESSAGE - DARK SPEECH IS ZOMBIE SPEECH - PONTYPOOL ZOMBIE LANGUAGE - DARK SPEECH IS ZOMBIE LANGUAGE OFFICIAL - BASILISKS SLIDERS THROAT THINGS SECRET WORLD ENDING


STAR WARS STAR TREK CROSSOVER JULY 12 DARK SPEECH BIBLICAL CONNECTION


TOOL DARK SPEECH July 12 EVIL MANTIS SONG


SLAYER DARK SPEECH - EVIL GIANT MANTIS SONG - RELEASED SEPT. 11. 2001 MANTIS SUMMONED TIMELINE MERGE


By the time they *thought* they'd had it figured out, it was all...too...late...

Welp, I hope you liked my post, OP :"3333

If U have any questions, I"ll bee here alllll dayyyyy hehe mew mew mew x33333





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Last Edited by John McCloud on 05/13/2023 07:52 PM