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Wanna good laugh? Read reviews of Flanders Burgers

 
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03/08/2023 04:35 PM
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Wanna good laugh? Read reviews of Flanders Burgers
2 lbs for only $5 at Dollar Tree. The reviews are hilarious!

As I was bellowing with laughter I’m stuck next to a girl and guy covered in tattoos having a bot conversation

WTH are we in? Why do these fuckers always need to position themselves around me. They’re talking like The Brady Bunch, all goody-2-shoes covered in tattoos. Their conversation is so inane

Anyways, anybody had those burgers? Somebody said they taste like ass
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03/08/2023 04:40 PM
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Re: Wanna good laugh? Read reviews of Flanders Burgers
I bought a box of them while camping and ended up putting them all into the fire.
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03/08/2023 04:43 PM
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Re: Wanna good laugh? Read reviews of Flanders Burgers
A link would be nice for us lazy fukers OP.
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Re: Wanna good laugh? Read reviews of Flanders Burgers
I bought a box of them while camping and ended up putting them all into the fire.
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chuckle
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A link would be nice for us lazy fukers OP.
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A link would be nice for us lazy fukers OP.
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lmao
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03/08/2023 04:51 PM
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The meat, if you want to call it that, tastes like mush. I had to choke it down because I can't afford to waste money. I wish I'd read that beef heart is in the ingredients. That may be where the problem lies regarding the taste and lack of texture. These burgers are DISGUSTING, no matter how you cook them.
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03/08/2023 04:56 PM
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The meat, if you want to call it that, tastes like mush. I had to choke it down because I can't afford to waste money. I wish I'd read that beef heart is in the ingredients. That may be where the problem lies regarding the taste and lack of texture. These burgers are DISGUSTING, no matter how you cook them.
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Damn......brutal reviews.....how can they fuck up a burger?......half decent beef shaped into a disc.....its not rocket science......LOL....
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The meat, if you want to call it that, tastes like mush. I had to choke it down because I can't afford to waste money. I wish I'd read that beef heart is in the ingredients. That may be where the problem lies regarding the taste and lack of texture. These burgers are DISGUSTING, no matter how you cook them.
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[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]


The meat, if you want to call it that, tastes like mush. I had to choke it down because I can't afford to waste money. I wish I'd read that beef heart is in the ingredients. That may be where the problem lies regarding the taste and lack of texture. These burgers are DISGUSTING, no matter how you cook them.
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There are Walmart reviews and other websites

Funny thing, bots from the company were trying to convince people their grill was the problem

99% of comments are negative and funny as all hell
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03/08/2023 04:58 PM
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The meat, if you want to call it that, tastes like mush. I had to choke it down because I can't afford to waste money. I wish I'd read that beef heart is in the ingredients. That may be where the problem lies regarding the taste and lack of texture. These burgers are DISGUSTING, no matter how you cook them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47413165


Damn......brutal reviews.....how can they fuck up a burger?......half decent beef shaped into a disc.....its not rocket science......LOL....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73847342


People also bash the USDA for allowing the shit

Some guy said he threw it in the trash and a bear raided their trash but didn’t touch the burgersepiclol
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03/08/2023 05:13 PM
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Re: Wanna good laugh? Read reviews of Flanders Burgers
chuckle

American food

chuckle
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03/08/2023 05:16 PM

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Imagine what they're not telling you is in 'em. Bugs and plastic.
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07/20/2023 11:10 AM
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Flanders Homestyle burgers are good quality meats and delicious. I'm a boomer and I love em. Love to dress em up with some Grade A USA quality highly processed cheese and high fructose Ketchup.

Just have to make sure I inject insulin before.
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07/20/2023 11:18 AM
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I saw a BOT review stating to set your air fryer on 400 and preheat. Put the buger in and go for 4 minutes then turn and go for another 8 minutes then make rice and blah blah blah....hold it....I have an air fryer and if I cooked a burger for 12 minutes at 400 it would be WAAAAAY overdone!! What a joke! Obviously, posted by a bot.
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07/20/2023 11:20 AM
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Re: Wanna good laugh? Read reviews of Flanders Burgers
As I was bellowing with laughter I’m stuck next to a girl and guy covered in tattoos having a bot conversation

WTH are we in? Why do these fuckers always need to position themselves around me. They’re talking like The Brady Bunch, all goody-2-shoes covered in tattoos. Their conversation is so inane


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wtf
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07/20/2023 11:21 AM
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are those the ones they advertise on the box as being "beef" -- when they're like 70% soy protein ?
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07/20/2023 11:27 AM
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The meat, if you want to call it that, tastes like mush. I had to choke it down because I can't afford to waste money. I wish I'd read that beef heart is in the ingredients. That may be where the problem lies regarding the taste and lack of texture. These burgers are DISGUSTING, no matter how you cook them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47413165


Pink slime. Antibiotics. 100% beef as in all parts of the cow.

Get a portabello and sprinkle some steak seasoning, grill it like a burger.
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07/20/2023 11:28 AM
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Re: Wanna good laugh? Read reviews of Flanders Burgers
Flanders Homestyle burgers are good quality meats and delicious. I'm a boomer and I love em. Love to dress em up with some Grade A USA quality highly processed cheese and high fructose Ketchup.

Just have to make sure I inject insulin before.
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Not if you wash it down with a Diet Coke. ?
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07/20/2023 11:36 AM
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Re: Wanna good laugh? Read reviews of Flanders Burgers
I spread them all over my body with molasses and run through the streets naked howling like a madman.
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Re: Wanna good laugh? Read reviews of Flanders Burgers
are those the ones they advertise on the box as being "beef" -- when they're like 70% soy protein ?
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Yes, soy and beef guts. Not even any beef cuts in them. Just slop. The ultimate Z nist slop burger.
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07/20/2023 11:38 AM
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Re: Wanna good laugh? Read reviews of Flanders Burgers
2 lbs for only $5 at Dollar Tree. The reviews are hilarious!

As I was bellowing with laughter I’m stuck next to a girl and guy covered in tattoos having a bot conversation

WTH are we in? Why do these fuckers always need to position themselves around me. They’re talking like The Brady Bunch, all goody-2-shoes covered in tattoos. Their conversation is so inane

Anyways, anybody had those burgers? Somebody said they taste like ass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82963914


Figures that’s all you can afford, cointard.





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