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Wanna good laugh? Read reviews of Flanders Burgers

 
Anonymous Coward
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03/08/2023 04:35 PM
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Wanna good laugh? Read reviews of Flanders Burgers
2 lbs for only $5 at Dollar Tree. The reviews are hilarious!

As I was bellowing with laughter I’m stuck next to a girl and guy covered in tattoos having a bot conversation

WTH are we in? Why do these fuckers always need to position themselves around me. They’re talking like The Brady Bunch, all goody-2-shoes covered in tattoos. Their conversation is so inane

Anyways, anybody had those burgers? Somebody said they taste like ass
JAKLAX

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03/08/2023 04:40 PM
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Re: Wanna good laugh? Read reviews of Flanders Burgers
I bought a box of them while camping and ended up putting them all into the fire.
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03/08/2023 04:43 PM
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Re: Wanna good laugh? Read reviews of Flanders Burgers
A link would be nice for us lazy fukers OP.
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03/08/2023 04:46 PM
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Re: Wanna good laugh? Read reviews of Flanders Burgers
I bought a box of them while camping and ended up putting them all into the fire.
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chuckle
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Re: Wanna good laugh? Read reviews of Flanders Burgers
A link would be nice for us lazy fukers OP.
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A link would be nice for us lazy fukers OP.
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lmao
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03/08/2023 04:51 PM
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Re: Wanna good laugh? Read reviews of Flanders Burgers
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The meat, if you want to call it that, tastes like mush. I had to choke it down because I can't afford to waste money. I wish I'd read that beef heart is in the ingredients. That may be where the problem lies regarding the taste and lack of texture. These burgers are DISGUSTING, no matter how you cook them.
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03/08/2023 04:56 PM
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The meat, if you want to call it that, tastes like mush. I had to choke it down because I can't afford to waste money. I wish I'd read that beef heart is in the ingredients. That may be where the problem lies regarding the taste and lack of texture. These burgers are DISGUSTING, no matter how you cook them.
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Damn......brutal reviews.....how can they fuck up a burger?......half decent beef shaped into a disc.....its not rocket science......LOL....
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The meat, if you want to call it that, tastes like mush. I had to choke it down because I can't afford to waste money. I wish I'd read that beef heart is in the ingredients. That may be where the problem lies regarding the taste and lack of texture. These burgers are DISGUSTING, no matter how you cook them.
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[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]


The meat, if you want to call it that, tastes like mush. I had to choke it down because I can't afford to waste money. I wish I'd read that beef heart is in the ingredients. That may be where the problem lies regarding the taste and lack of texture. These burgers are DISGUSTING, no matter how you cook them.
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There are Walmart reviews and other websites

Funny thing, bots from the company were trying to convince people their grill was the problem

99% of comments are negative and funny as all hell
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03/08/2023 04:58 PM
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The meat, if you want to call it that, tastes like mush. I had to choke it down because I can't afford to waste money. I wish I'd read that beef heart is in the ingredients. That may be where the problem lies regarding the taste and lack of texture. These burgers are DISGUSTING, no matter how you cook them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47413165


Damn......brutal reviews.....how can they fuck up a burger?......half decent beef shaped into a disc.....its not rocket science......LOL....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73847342


People also bash the USDA for allowing the shit

Some guy said he threw it in the trash and a bear raided their trash but didn’t touch the burgersepiclol
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03/08/2023 05:13 PM
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Re: Wanna good laugh? Read reviews of Flanders Burgers
chuckle

American food

chuckle
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03/08/2023 05:16 PM

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Re: Wanna good laugh? Read reviews of Flanders Burgers
Imagine what they're not telling you is in 'em. Bugs and plastic.
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