‘No foul play’ suspected > body was found wrapped in a rug

It says he was wrapped in plastic and a rug, then left behind a funeral home.

Maybe his family need to get an independent autopsy.

ya, theres something fucky going on.

What's with rugs?...it's always a rug.

Im starting to think they meant Fowl Play as in any relatives didnt kill him for his life insurance.

He was killed the mob way.

Damn..imagine that

Your legacy ...wrapped up in a rug

I just read this story today and couldn’t believe I was reading that no foul play was involved…did he wrap himself up in the rug???

If someone harmed him, they likely wouldn’t have taken him to a funeral home for a proper burial.

It sounds like he died somewhere with someone who cared about him but felt the couldn’t call 911. They obviously wanted him to have a proper burial and for his family to have peace.

Police probably have info on a visit to a paid companion or side piece. Might even have video of the drop off or a note left with the body.

Makes total sense to me.

Your gif.

Am I to believe he was so tidy that he rolled himself in plastic and a rug behind a funeral home, suffocated and or overdosed himself and is ready for services? WTF?

Last Edited by Victor Vectors on 03/09/2023 04:40 AM

Sounds like a typical COVID death to me...

sounds like they think it was basketball

no foul



of course he was harmed.


and there was failure to report a death to authorities.

Last Edited by beeches on 03/09/2023 03:15 PM

Ban Rugs...

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"businessman" is so vague.

The comments in the article LOL

"Bob
1 day ago

I remember when I was younger after a good night of partying, I'd always wrap myself up in plastic and roll myself up in a rug. Many a late morning I'd find myself in that condition and chuckle at the hijinks of the previous night.

Bush Sux:

So glad to hear that I was not the only one that performed this ritual in my youth. Thank you for allowing me to not feel like an outcast. This does wonders for my self confidence."


Good Lord! Of course there was foul play! How has the world gone so bad that crime is overlooked now? HOW?

It reminds me of a story from a few years ago where a black high school kid was found dead rolled up in a gym mat. They ruled his death "accidental." They said he must have fell head-first in to a rolled up mat. Gawd.

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Where's my rug?

Sounds like a reasonable conclusion, it wasn't a foul rug and it could have been a passing neat freak tidying up.

He must have known he was going to die so he decided to be thoughtful about it and take himself to the morgue rolled up in plastic and a rug as to not make a mess. What a guy!

But that is what happened. Kid was trying to retrieve his shoe and got stuck and died. None of his friends helped him out.

Psychic suspect acciidental drug OD or fentanyl after a long night of drinking with his business client.

They went to a strip club between drinking at different bars and then parted ways.

Was the last person to see the poor soul alive a male or female hooker?

Sex, drugs, and wrap & roll!

Sounds reasonable.

This is the depths of ignorance we are dealing with now in the ranks of police depths and/or what passes for journalism.

didn't they start the campaign over 40 years ago

say no to rugs

Imagine working in a carpet store...so dangerous

mob hit and payoff. done and dusted

Cleopatra; she started the whole damn thing.