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How to withdraw large sums of cash from your bank?

 
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Re: How to withdraw large sums of cash from your bank?
open a new acct in 10 different banks with small amounts. Transfer 10gs to each and withdraw 5g each in 2 days. a takes some effort but should work
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Structuring
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Re: How to withdraw large sums of cash from your bank?
Malta/Greece may have different rules, regarding cash withdrawals, than the USA...

In the USA...

You can't have more than 10K or 20K in cash on you, otherwise the police could confiscate it when you are driving or flying from point A to point B...

The IRS would be notified of withdrawals of 10K or more. Now I heard that the IRS are looking at purchases of $600 or more...

One way of withdrawing your money is to take it out slowly, under whatever limit, on a weekly or monthly interval...

smoking1
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Re: How to withdraw large sums of cash from your bank?
Malta/Greece may have different rules, regarding cash withdrawals, than the USA...

In the USA...

You can't have more than 10K or 20K in cash on you, otherwise the police could confiscate it when you are driving or flying from point A to point B...

The IRS would be notified of withdrawals of 10K or more. Now I heard that the IRS are looking at purchases of $600 or more...

One way of withdrawing your money is to take it out slowly, under whatever limit, on a weekly or monthly interval...

smoking1
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hesright
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Is that you FBI agent? We know what structuring is thanks for sharing
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I pulled out 15000 once and they looked at me as if I was robbing the place !they had to take money from about all their tills looked like to me. To gather it for me I meant .

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Re: How to withdraw large sums of cash from your bank?
Anybody just go and straight up withdraw $100k in cash from their bank accounts? I know they need a few days and all.

Or get a cashiers check and go and cash it in at a bank?

Yeah whatever they file a report who gives a shit. Anybody have any issues after the fact?
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buy gold bar

sell gold bar ---> cash

might lose 5%
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Buy house

Sell house

You might make 30%
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03/10/2023 09:29 AM
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In the early daze of covid, I remember watching the line at my local bank.....most of the line was old people that still thinks the bank has pallets of cash in their vaults to withdraw.....

I was there to deposit alot of cash cuz I needed to pay bills online should the bank close for covid.....near the head of the line, the faces were long and some were crying cuz they were told there was no cash and a few days were needed to get it in....

The old guy at the next teller was happy cuz my teller counted my cash and slid it over to the next teller for his withdraw....he smiled and said he been waiting on the line since daybreak....
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Re: How to withdraw large sums of cash from your bank?
Malta/Greece may have different rules, regarding cash withdrawals, than the USA...

In the USA...

You can't have more than 10K or 20K in cash on you, otherwise the police could confiscate it when you are driving or flying from point A to point B...

The IRS would be notified of withdrawals of 10K or more. Now I heard that the IRS are looking at purchases of $600 or more...

One way of withdrawing your money is to take it out slowly, under whatever limit, on a weekly or monthly interval...

smoking1
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hesright
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Is that you FBI agent? We know what structuring is thanks for sharing
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Nah, just letting you know that our one server can handle 10 yotabyte of data. We would never be able to find this data point.
agent
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Re: How to withdraw large sums of cash from your bank?
In the early daze of covid, I remember watching the line at my local bank.....most of the line was old people that still thinks the bank has pallets of cash in their vaults to withdraw.....

I was there to deposit alot of cash cuz I needed to pay bills online should the bank close for covid.....near the head of the line, the faces were long and some were crying cuz they were told there was no cash and a few days were needed to get it in....

The old guy at the next teller was happy cuz my teller counted my cash and slid it over to the next teller for his withdraw....he smiled and said he been waiting on the line since daybreak....
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Yeah wild stuff cash in a bank is a massive risk developing a physical gold trading system where you hold all your cash equivalent in gold and trade against it with futures you’ll need like 10% in the account.

So basically earn 5% or something but when the financial system finally implodes you have your gold
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Re: How to withdraw large sums of cash from your bank?
they are not going to give you 100k
in cash under any circumstances.
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Why would anyone keep large sums in a bank all at risk not much return and now Bail-ins they take your money and give you stock in the worthless bank, fdic insurance has maybe 10% you might get 10% of your money, I think you wont get anything!

2019 got 150k cash to buy a car, no problem.
2020 coivd I ordered $50k on 3 occasions and picked it up as scheduled no problems at the high panic of the covflu.

Bought durable hard assets and long term investments
Glad I did as inflation would taken 25+% now.
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Re: How to withdraw large sums of cash from your bank?
Malta/Greece may have different rules, regarding cash withdrawals, than the USA...

In the USA...

You can't have more than 10K or 20K in cash on you, otherwise the police could confiscate it when you are driving or flying from point A to point B...

The IRS would be notified of withdrawals of 10K or more. Now I heard that the IRS are looking at purchases of $600 or more...

One way of withdrawing your money is to take it out slowly, under whatever limit, on a weekly or monthly interval...

smoking1
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hesright
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Is that you FBI agent? We know what structuring is thanks for sharing
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Nah, just letting you know that our one server can handle 10 yotabyte of data. We would never be able to find this data point.
agent
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10 TB of CP?
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Re: How to withdraw large sums of cash from your bank?
they are not going to give you 100k
in cash under any circumstances.
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Why would anyone keep large sums in a bank all at risk not much return and now Bail-ins they take your money and give you stock in the worthless bank, fdic insurance has maybe 10% you might get 10% of your money, I think you wont get anything!

2019 got 150k cash to buy a car, no problem.
2020 coivd I ordered $50k on 3 occasions and picked it up as scheduled no problems at the high panic of the covflu.

Bought durable hard assets and long term investments
Glad I did as inflation would taken 25+% now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84297846


We’re about to hit hard depression deflation so everything is going to collapse, hence why I haven’t pulled the trigger on buying massive amounts of gold.

Cash has 1 final run up with depression occurring before they cut rates and print us into oblivion

But just don’t trust it sitting there even for the free % they are offering
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03/10/2023 09:38 AM
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Re: How to withdraw large sums of cash from your bank?
My bank is online so they don’t have physical branches, will just get a check go to a local branch tell them I need to cash this in and wait for them to order the money?
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Well, you have to have an account at whatever bank you choose to cash the check. It could be bogus and that is why they make you wait days. Why should they do all that work for you not to leave it in there. How do you ever get cash now? They will flag your account and you may never be able to get another account.
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03/10/2023 09:42 AM
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Re: How to withdraw large sums of cash from your bank?
they are not going to give you 100k
in cash under any circumstances.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76092039


Why would anyone keep large sums in a bank all at risk not much return and now Bail-ins they take your money and give you stock in the worthless bank, fdic insurance has maybe 10% you might get 10% of your money, I think you wont get anything!

2019 got 150k cash to buy a car, no problem.
2020 coivd I ordered $50k on 3 occasions and picked it up as scheduled no problems at the high panic of the covflu.

Bought durable hard assets and long term investments
Glad I did as inflation would taken 25+% now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84297846


We’re about to hit hard depression deflation so everything is going to collapse, hence why I haven’t pulled the trigger on buying massive amounts of gold.

Cash has 1 final run up with depression occurring before they cut rates and print us into oblivion

But just don’t trust it sitting there even for the free % they are offering
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85405211


Your cash in hand will be worthless if that happens. Remember confederate dollars? They would lay it on cornbread and cut around it to give that much worth to the dollar in your hand.
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03/10/2023 09:53 AM
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Re: How to withdraw large sums of cash from your bank?
open a new acct in 10 different banks with small amounts. Transfer 10gs to each and withdraw 5g each in 2 days. a takes some effort but should work
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Structuring
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Nope structuring does not include bank to bank transfers. Just cash deposits. Went through this when I cashed out big time in crypto and didn’t trust coinbase. The banks or feds didn’t care if it was coming from another financial institution because it’s all tracked.

Yes I made a shit ton unlike most tards here.
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I don’t want to move it from bank to bank want to cash it out as cash in hand.
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Listen, order the funds ahead of time, takes them about 3-7 days to get that much cash for withdrawal depending on bank size.

Be NICE, tell them yoy just want to have the cash on hand in your safe. If your nice and cooperative they may not file a SAR but they most definitely will file a CTR.

No matter what you do a report is going to FinCEN who may refer it to IRS. If your trying to hide something FORGET IT, any effort to evade will result in you being put on their radar!

Cheers
RR
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Last Edited by Buck Tardwater on 03/10/2023 09:54 AM
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I don’t want to move it from bank to bank want to cash it out as cash in hand.
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Listen, order the funds ahead of time, takes them about 3-7 days to get that much cash for withdrawal depending on bank size.

Be NICE, tell them yoy just want to have the cash on hand in your safe. If your nice and cooperative they may not file a SAR but they most definitely will file a CTR.

No matter what you do a report is going to FinCEN who may refer it to IRS. If your trying to hide something FORGET IT, any effort to evade will result in you being put on their radar!

Cheers
RR
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When a SAR is filed, it's sent to the IRS. IIRC, all SAR's go to a Detroit IRS office.

Last Edited by Buck Tardwater on 03/10/2023 09:55 AM
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Re: How to withdraw large sums of cash from your bank?
Glad being penniless, i do not have to worry about such things.
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Glad being penniless, i do not have to worry about such things.
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Don’t worry we’ll all be penniless soon enough
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Re: How to withdraw large sums of cash from your bank?
open a new acct in 10 different banks with small amounts. Transfer 10gs to each and withdraw 5g each in 2 days. a takes some effort but should work
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Structuring
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Nope structuring does not include bank to bank transfers. Just cash deposits. Went through this when I cashed out big time in crypto and didn’t trust coinbase. The banks or feds didn’t care if it was coming from another financial institution because it’s all tracked.

Yes I made a shit ton unlike most tards here.
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The withdraw 5K each in 2 days is structuring not creating and transferring into other accounts
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Re: How to withdraw large sums of cash from your bank?
Malta/Greece may have different rules, regarding cash withdrawals, than the USA...

In the USA...

You can't have more than 10K or 20K in cash on you, otherwise the police could confiscate it when you are driving or flying from point A to point B...

The IRS would be notified of withdrawals of 10K or more. Now I heard that the IRS are looking at purchases of $600 or more...

One way of withdrawing your money is to take it out slowly, under whatever limit, on a weekly or monthly interval...

smoking1
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One way of withdrawing your money is to take it out slowly, under whatever limit, on a weekly or monthly interval...
>>there is a crime called structuring. Actually I wouldn't call it a crime, it's just illegal.<<

You can't have more than 10K or 20K in cash on you, otherwise the police could confiscate it when you are driving or flying from point A to point B...
>>as far as flying goes, you have to tell them when they ask. If you don't tell them and they find it, they'll definitely steal it. If you tell them, I dunno, they're basically criminals. Driving actually I think a cop could steal any cash they felt like stealing.<<
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Re: How to withdraw large sums of cash from your bank?
Malta/Greece may have different rules, regarding cash withdrawals, than the USA...

In the USA...

You can't have more than 10K or 20K in cash on you, otherwise the police could confiscate it when you are driving or flying from point A to point B...

The IRS would be notified of withdrawals of 10K or more. Now I heard that the IRS are looking at purchases of $600 or more...

One way of withdrawing your money is to take it out slowly, under whatever limit, on a weekly or monthly interval...

smoking1
 Quoting: DuckNCover


One way of withdrawing your money is to take it out slowly, under whatever limit, on a weekly or monthly interval...
>>there is a crime called structuring. Actually I wouldn't call it a crime, it's just illegal.<<

You can't have more than 10K or 20K in cash on you, otherwise the police could confiscate it when you are driving or flying from point A to point B...
>>as far as flying goes, you have to tell them when they ask. If you don't tell them and they find it, they'll definitely steal it. If you tell them, I dunno, they're basically criminals. Driving actually I think a cop could steal any cash they felt like stealing.<<
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I mean if you have your bank transaction slip showing the withdrawal they probably can’t, maybe they would anyway.

But dumb telling them you have cash with you lol
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Buy silver.
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Re: How to withdraw large sums of cash from your bank?
Malta/Greece may have different rules, regarding cash withdrawals, than the USA...

In the USA...

You can't have more than 10K or 20K in cash on you, otherwise the police could confiscate it when you are driving or flying from point A to point B...

The IRS would be notified of withdrawals of 10K or more. Now I heard that the IRS are looking at purchases of $600 or more...

One way of withdrawing your money is to take it out slowly, under whatever limit, on a weekly or monthly interval...

smoking1
 Quoting: DuckNCover


One way of withdrawing your money is to take it out slowly, under whatever limit, on a weekly or monthly interval...
>>there is a crime called structuring. Actually I wouldn't call it a crime, it's just illegal.<<

You can't have more than 10K or 20K in cash on you, otherwise the police could confiscate it when you are driving or flying from point A to point B...
>>as far as flying goes, you have to tell them when they ask. If you don't tell them and they find it, they'll definitely steal it. If you tell them, I dunno, they're basically criminals. Driving actually I think a cop could steal any cash they felt like stealing.<<
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I mean if you have your bank transaction slip showing the withdrawal they probably can’t, maybe they would anyway.

But dumb telling them you have cash with you lol
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Oh no, they'll take it even with the bank slip. They took it from that veteran in Nevada and he had a bank slip. They don't care. It's free money and you have to pay to go to court for a chance at getting it back.
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A little late isn't it ? Lol I NEVER would have kept lots of cash in s bank !
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Re: How to withdraw large sums of cash from your bank?
Anybody just go and straight up withdraw $100k in cash from their bank accounts? I know they need a few days and all.

Or get a cashiers check and go and cash it in at a bank?

Yeah whatever they file a report who gives a shit. Anybody have any issues after the fact?
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cashier's check
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open a new acct in 10 different banks with small amounts. Transfer 10gs to each and withdraw 5g each in 2 days. a takes some effort but should work
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Structuring
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You mean like a tall strong Structure skyscraper.
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03/10/2023 10:43 AM
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Re: How to withdraw large sums of cash from your bank?
You have to announce big withdrawals like that with them

they hate it
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It's their money. At least they think so anyway. Your just borrowing their dollars, eventhough you worked your asses off to earn them.
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I once withdrew a 5-figure sum to buy a gold bar.
I just wanted one. A big trapezoidal pitted and ridged bar.



No kidding,- they asked what the withdrawal was for - I told them it was for 'sundry expenses'.

The look I got, priceless.


I did have to arrange for them to have the money about a week before though.

This was about 20y ago.

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Re: How to withdraw large sums of cash from your bank?
Just deposited a Lawyer Trust Account check for a little over a quarter million and the bank held 95% unavailable for 7 business days. That even though I have more than 400K on deposit and they hold a $100,000 mortgage on my house which is worth 700K. Like where the f was I going if the check didn't clear?

Figured it cost me a couple hundred bucks not having use of the funds.





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