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I'm Thinking About Becoming a Walmart Greeter. Any Tips?

 
Ginseng
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I'm Thinking About Becoming a Walmart Greeter. Any Tips?
I can't work in the shop anymore after mom punched me, so I'm going to consider another line of work now.

Think about how fun it would be, to just stand there and greet people all day.

Oh sure, you'd have to deal with the occasional shop lifter, well really, you wouldn't....you'd probably be instructed to just let them go anyway. And then you could get back to your sunny disposition of making shoppers feel welcome.
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nope just yer salary

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I'd probably get in trouble sexually harassing any decent female lol
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Wear ass huggers with good moose knuckle
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you do what you gotta do. Just dont forget to say, "Welcome to Walmart, I love you."
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carry a side arm and shoot anyone trying to steal stuff.
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Just let the coonz do whatever they want to do , and maybe they woun;t murder you .
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LOL

Ok, be armed, wear ass hugging yoga pants, remember to say "I love you". Got it.
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Don’t ask for tips?

Sry. Couldn’t resist.
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I can't work in the shop anymore after mom punched me, so I'm going to consider another line of work now.

Think about how fun it would be, to just stand there and greet people all day.

Oh sure, you'd have to deal with the occasional shop lifter, well really, you wouldn't....you'd probably be instructed to just let them go anyway. And then you could get back to your sunny disposition of making shoppers feel welcome.
 Quoting: Ginseng


Yes!

The very first thing you have to do is identify as the worst possible combination of pronouns you can think of. Very loudly I might add.

THEN! You can do just about whatever you want including telling customers to fuck off as they come in.

Also a nice touch would be to perform extensive body searches as the customers leave.

THEN! After you become completely insufferable and they can you, sue them for millions! Also you can write or have written a book based on your experiences and make a few more millions.

What exciting times we live in don't you think?
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03/13/2023 08:40 AM
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I thought they only used older women in that job
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...after mom punched me...
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It's cute that you think we're all up to speed on your little dramas.
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It sounds like a great opportunity to pass out Urantia literature.

I wish you well in your endeavors!
And this is why we can't have nice things.
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I can't work in the shop anymore after mom punched me, so I'm going to consider another line of work now.

Think about how fun it would be, to just stand there and greet people all day.

Oh sure, you'd have to deal with the occasional shop lifter, well really, you wouldn't....you'd probably be instructed to just let them go anyway. And then you could get back to your sunny disposition of making shoppers feel welcome.
 Quoting: Ginseng


Yes!

The very first thing you have to do is identify as the worst possible combination of pronouns you can think of. Very loudly I might add.

THEN! You can do just about whatever you want including telling customers to fuck off as they come in.

Also a nice touch would be to perform extensive body searches as the customers leave.

THEN! After you become completely insufferable and they can you, sue them for millions! Also you can write or have written a book based on your experiences and make a few more millions.

What exciting times we live in don't you think?
 Quoting: G. House


My pronouns are "Fuck" and "Off". Now let me just snap on this latex examination glove - no, I don't need to see your receipt. Please place both your hands on the Subway table here. It's ok, normal procedure. If everything checks out, you'll get a free gallon of cheesy balls, or whatever they're called.
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nope just yer salary

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...after mom punched me...
 Quoting: Ginseng

It's cute that you think we're all up to speed on your little dramas.
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It's cute that you're so involved with my thread that you have to spell that out, LOL
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$17/hr to wear the stupid blue vest and say "Hi, Welcome to Walmart".

And when the George Floyd people dash out with a cart of stuff, you don't have to do a thing.
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Become a spark driver for walmart, I know driver making as much as store managers.
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I can't work in the shop anymore after mom punched me, so I'm going to consider another line of work now.

Think about how fun it would be, to just stand there and greet people all day.

Oh sure, you'd have to deal with the occasional shop lifter, well really, you wouldn't....you'd probably be instructed to just let them go anyway. And then you could get back to your sunny disposition of making shoppers feel welcome.
 Quoting: Ginseng


Why did your mom punch you?
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Become a spark driver for walmart, I know driver making as much as store managers.
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divorced mom raising 3 kids on her own
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I can't work in the shop anymore after mom punched me, so I'm going to consider another line of work now.

Think about how fun it would be, to just stand there and greet people all day.

Oh sure, you'd have to deal with the occasional shop lifter, well really, you wouldn't....you'd probably be instructed to just let them go anyway. And then you could get back to your sunny disposition of making shoppers feel welcome.
 Quoting: Ginseng


Why did your mom punch you?
 Quoting: PSA


Because she was mad that I was having a drink an hour before closing.

I'm a middle aged woman, who, due to the scamdemic...I've lost my lucrative career, I came home to help with my elderly parents and their stupid shop....and she wants to give me shit about not being "professional".

Well, they can't even replace me (it's an odd situation here).

I'm going to have to stay here and take care of them. I don't know what their problem is...OMG, you can't have a glass of wine an hour before you close the stupid tourist shop?
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Become a spark driver for walmart, I know driver making as much as store managers.
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Thanks for the tip.

Today's the day...I have to go get something, even if short term.
Ginseng
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get a concealed carry permit and learn martial arts?
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I can't work in the shop anymore after mom punched me, so I'm going to consider another line of work now.

Think about how fun it would be, to just stand there and greet people all day.

Oh sure, you'd have to deal with the occasional shop lifter, well really, you wouldn't....you'd probably be instructed to just let them go anyway. And then you could get back to your sunny disposition of making shoppers feel welcome.
 Quoting: Ginseng


Why did your mom punch you?
 Quoting: PSA


Because she was mad that I was having a drink an hour before closing.

I'm a middle aged woman, who, due to the scamdemic...I've lost my lucrative career, I came home to help with my elderly parents and their stupid shop....and she wants to give me shit about not being "professional".

Well, they can't even replace me (it's an odd situation here).

I'm going to have to stay here and take care of them. I don't know what their problem is...OMG, you can't have a glass of wine an hour before you close the stupid tourist shop?
 Quoting: Ginseng


You could work in a message parlor! No experience needed but you have to earn your tips.

Full service makes for happy customers and lots of money.
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I thought they only used older women in that job
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Correct; and they have eliminated most of the greeter positions in the last few years.
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I'd probably get in trouble sexually harassing any decent female lol
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and I would secretly fantasize about tripping everyone as they came in - with a great big fake clown smile!
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Good idea.

We need intell.

Eyes, ears, what’s really going on in the inside.
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03/13/2023 10:09 AM
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I thought they only used older women in that job
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14687289


Correct; and they have eliminated most of the greeter positions in the last few years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85404731


We have greeters here. I think thier job is mostly to watch the self checkout and check receipts if necessary. This isn't a high crime area, they never check my receipts. They just smile and say Welcome to Walmart.

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Try acting like a total dick to the customers. Most greeters try so hard to be nice and make sure you didnt steal anything, so flip the game on them.

Roast everyone, unless they could kick your butt.
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Good idea.

We need intell.

Eyes, ears, what’s really going on in the inside.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85421514


LOL

I will get so much intel as a Walmart Greeter.

Dude will be walking in, and I'll say, Welcome to Walmart. But the wink will give it away. He'll pretend to shop for a half hour, but before he checks out, he'll come see me and say...you know, etc...
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