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G. House User ID: 79751928 United States 03/13/2023 08:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can't work in the shop anymore after mom punched me, so I'm going to consider another line of work now. Quoting: Ginseng Think about how fun it would be, to just stand there and greet people all day. Oh sure, you'd have to deal with the occasional shop lifter, well really, you wouldn't....you'd probably be instructed to just let them go anyway. And then you could get back to your sunny disposition of making shoppers feel welcome. Yes! The very first thing you have to do is identify as the worst possible combination of pronouns you can think of. Very loudly I might add. THEN! You can do just about whatever you want including telling customers to fuck off as they come in. Also a nice touch would be to perform extensive body searches as the customers leave. THEN! After you become completely insufferable and they can you, sue them for millions! Also you can write or have written a book based on your experiences and make a few more millions. What exciting times we live in don't you think? "Everybody lies." |
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Ginseng (OP) User ID: 84004355 United States 03/13/2023 08:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can't work in the shop anymore after mom punched me, so I'm going to consider another line of work now. Quoting: Ginseng Think about how fun it would be, to just stand there and greet people all day. Oh sure, you'd have to deal with the occasional shop lifter, well really, you wouldn't....you'd probably be instructed to just let them go anyway. And then you could get back to your sunny disposition of making shoppers feel welcome. Yes! The very first thing you have to do is identify as the worst possible combination of pronouns you can think of. Very loudly I might add. THEN! You can do just about whatever you want including telling customers to fuck off as they come in. Also a nice touch would be to perform extensive body searches as the customers leave. THEN! After you become completely insufferable and they can you, sue them for millions! Also you can write or have written a book based on your experiences and make a few more millions. What exciting times we live in don't you think? My pronouns are "Fuck" and "Off". Now let me just snap on this latex examination glove - no, I don't need to see your receipt. Please place both your hands on the Subway table here. It's ok, normal procedure. If everything checks out, you'll get a free gallon of cheesy balls, or whatever they're called. Ginseng |
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PSA User ID: 84693734 United States 03/13/2023 09:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can't work in the shop anymore after mom punched me, so I'm going to consider another line of work now. Quoting: Ginseng Think about how fun it would be, to just stand there and greet people all day. Oh sure, you'd have to deal with the occasional shop lifter, well really, you wouldn't....you'd probably be instructed to just let them go anyway. And then you could get back to your sunny disposition of making shoppers feel welcome. Why did your mom punch you? "The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is." Winston Churchill Thread: THE NANO/AI/FREQUENCY/BCI MIND CONTROL SYSTEM Thread: Humans are now "hackable animals"? [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
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Ginseng (OP) User ID: 84004355 United States 03/13/2023 09:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can't work in the shop anymore after mom punched me, so I'm going to consider another line of work now. Quoting: Ginseng Think about how fun it would be, to just stand there and greet people all day. Oh sure, you'd have to deal with the occasional shop lifter, well really, you wouldn't....you'd probably be instructed to just let them go anyway. And then you could get back to your sunny disposition of making shoppers feel welcome. Why did your mom punch you? Because she was mad that I was having a drink an hour before closing. I'm a middle aged woman, who, due to the scamdemic...I've lost my lucrative career, I came home to help with my elderly parents and their stupid shop....and she wants to give me shit about not being "professional". Well, they can't even replace me (it's an odd situation here). I'm going to have to stay here and take care of them. I don't know what their problem is...OMG, you can't have a glass of wine an hour before you close the stupid tourist shop? Ginseng |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 62362000 United States 03/13/2023 10:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can't work in the shop anymore after mom punched me, so I'm going to consider another line of work now. Quoting: Ginseng Think about how fun it would be, to just stand there and greet people all day. Oh sure, you'd have to deal with the occasional shop lifter, well really, you wouldn't....you'd probably be instructed to just let them go anyway. And then you could get back to your sunny disposition of making shoppers feel welcome. Why did your mom punch you? Because she was mad that I was having a drink an hour before closing. I'm a middle aged woman, who, due to the scamdemic...I've lost my lucrative career, I came home to help with my elderly parents and their stupid shop....and she wants to give me shit about not being "professional". Well, they can't even replace me (it's an odd situation here). I'm going to have to stay here and take care of them. I don't know what their problem is...OMG, you can't have a glass of wine an hour before you close the stupid tourist shop? You could work in a message parlor! No experience needed but you have to earn your tips. Full service makes for happy customers and lots of money. |
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Ginseng (OP) User ID: 84004355 United States 03/13/2023 10:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Correct; and they have eliminated most of the greeter positions in the last few years. We have greeters here. I think thier job is mostly to watch the self checkout and check receipts if necessary. This isn't a high crime area, they never check my receipts. They just smile and say Welcome to Walmart. Last Edited by Ginseng on 03/13/2023 10:09 AM Ginseng |
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Ginseng (OP) User ID: 84004355 United States 03/13/2023 10:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Good idea. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85421514 We need intell. Eyes, ears, what’s really going on in the inside. LOL I will get so much intel as a Walmart Greeter. Dude will be walking in, and I'll say, Welcome to Walmart. But the wink will give it away. He'll pretend to shop for a half hour, but before he checks out, he'll come see me and say...you know, etc... Ginseng |