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Have you ever eaten an apple off a tree?

 
Anonymous Coward
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03/16/2023 09:37 PM
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Re: Have you ever eaten an apple off a tree?
you should see my apple press
its fn badass

made 50 gallons of cider . shizzz divine
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Re: Have you ever eaten an apple off a tree?
HAVE YOU EATEN CHIN NUTS?
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03/16/2023 09:55 PM
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Re: Have you ever eaten an apple off a tree?
Which reminds me to say that when I was young, my family used to be able to get free food from the counteyside.

Free apples, plums, walnuts, blackberries, all used to grow in public places, too bad people cannot plant these things ALL OVER THE PLACE to allow foraging.
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03/16/2023 09:57 PM
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I ama nut, who lives in a hut, I stole an apple off a tree, so what?
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03/16/2023 10:13 PM
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Re: Have you ever eaten an apple off a tree?
cherries and berries aplenty, probably apples, too i just don't remember specifically whereas with the others i do. been tok long though.
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Nothing like a wild plumb…isn’t it amazing that some people never have?
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger


I planted wild plums on my property over 30 years ago . very tasty indeed and the birds like to nest in them and the rabbits like to lay under them .
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03/16/2023 10:15 PM
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Re: Have you ever eaten an apple off a tree?
Eaten a berry off a bush? I’m curious? Have you lived? Have you ever left your pen?
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger


Why do they say not to eat fruit (such as oranges) that's fallen from a tree? Just curious.
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03/16/2023 10:24 PM
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Re: Have you ever eaten an apple off a tree?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S BASEMENT?

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Good one, I actually love pepperoni hot pockets and my mother is dead
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger


None of those people enjoying their hot pockets look like they live in a cellar either, some of them folks in the commercial are even female.

damned
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03/16/2023 10:43 PM
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Re: Have you ever eaten an apple off a tree?
Eaten a berry off a bush? I’m curious? Have you lived? Have you ever left your pen?
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger


I ate some huckleberries right in the face of a punk ass griz in Grand Teton. He ate them out of my sheet the next day!
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Eaten a berry off a bush? I’m curious? Have you lived? Have you ever left your pen?
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger


Pshaw I have done as such dozens of times. You ever eat mangoes straight from the tree? Totally mogs apples
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03/16/2023 10:56 PM
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Re: Have you ever eaten an apple off a tree?
ive eaten many apples off of many trees, apple scrumping was a favoured passtime of the kids when i was younger, although angry farmers and salt guns were also common back then so it could be a painfull experience.
As for fruit if it grows wild in the uk ive more than likely eaten it.
havent got a clue what you mean with the pen

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03/16/2023 11:03 PM
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Re: Have you ever eaten an apple off a tree?
cherries and berries aplenty, probably apples, too i just don't remember specifically whereas with the others i do. been tok long though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77154857


Nothing like a wild plumb…isn’t it amazing that some people never have?
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger


There was a huge plum tree next door. Unfortunately they had two rabid killer dogs. But I risked life to scale the fence and dogs to gorge on plums. 1970s
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03/16/2023 11:10 PM
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Re: Have you ever eaten an apple off a tree?
yes, yakima valley apples.
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03/16/2023 11:13 PM
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Oranges yes no apples.
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03/16/2023 11:22 PM
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When I was in either the 5th or 6th grade me and a group of neighborhood kids would climb an apple tree in someone's yard and eat the fruit right off the tree.

We didn't know who lived there, but they never said anything to us.

Those were the best apples I've ever eaten.
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03/17/2023 08:41 AM
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When I was in either the 5th or 6th grade me and a group of neighborhood kids would climb an apple tree in someone's yard and eat the fruit right off the tree.

We didn't know who lived there, but they never said anything to us.

Those were the best apples I've ever eaten.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77399006


lol! I remember looking out my window and seeing a kid in my apple tree, picking away and when I asked what he was doing he told me his mother sent him to get enough apples to make a kuchen.
How could I say no?
chuckle
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03/17/2023 08:44 AM
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Re: Have you ever eaten an apple off a tree?
Eaten a berry off a bush? I’m curious? Have you lived? Have you ever left your pen?
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger


Only if they have been inspected by a USDA inspector.
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03/17/2023 08:46 AM
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Re: Have you ever eaten an apple off a tree?
Hunting for wild asparagus is fun.
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Re: Have you ever eaten an apple off a tree?
When I was a kid, my grandpa parked a trailer inside his apple orchard and we were surrounded by apples.
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Re: Have you ever eaten an apple off a tree?
Water cores . my favorite .
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Re: Have you ever eaten an apple off a tree?
Yes, and plums, pears, and peaches. And all berries.

No citrus. Never lived in a warm place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81448642


Apples didn't do well where i grew up. The apples had worms if you didn't spray them and the trees eventually died.
And it got just a tad too cold for citrus.

It was fairly easy to find huckle berries and wild grapes.
And wild honey was the food of the gods if you could find it in a place you could deal with.

The huckle berries have all but disappeared.
Factory farmed blueberries do well though
i would think they were related.
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03/17/2023 08:59 AM
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Re: Have you ever eaten an apple off a tree?
They are easier to eat if you pick them first rather than eating them off the tree.
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Re: Have you ever eaten an apple off a tree?
We had gooseberry bushes when I was growing up. Tart, but still pretty good.
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Re: Have you ever eaten an apple off a tree?
Eaten a berry off a bush? I’m curious? Have you lived? Have you ever left your pen?
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger


Several times and with all honesty all over the world. I believe my favorite was coffee beans in Colombia. They tasted like sweet honey. Mind blowing for me.

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Re: Have you ever eaten an apple off a tree?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S BASEMENT?

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We were so brainwashed. God Damn.
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Re: Have you ever eaten an apple off a tree?
cherries and berries aplenty, probably apples, too i just don't remember specifically whereas with the others i do. been tok long though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77154857


Nothing like a wild plumb…isn’t it amazing that some people never have?
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger


Plumbs.. that is something i grew up in worlds of.

Blight hit them starting back in the 70's.
I haven't seen any in years.

There were even different types.
Different trees had different flavors and sizes.
We knew where the good ones were and gorged on them as kids.
That and dew berries.
Always kept an eye out for snakes around them
they would seen to congregate in blackberry brambles for some reason.

Last Edited by Deplorableduckhunter on 03/17/2023 09:09 AM
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Re: Have you ever eaten an apple off a tree?
Yes, I have… I have planted more than 50 fruit trees in my backyard… and gonna plant more this yea… I want my house surrounded by fruit trees.


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Re: Have you ever eaten an apple off a tree?
I make it part of the hiking experience, to identify, collect, and eat any fruits, mushrooms, and edible willd plants I find along the trail. Well, I'm usually off the trail, to be honest. Sometimes, I'll sneak a few berries out of the metro parks.
I also have a few black berry bushes at home to snack from.
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Re: Have you ever eaten an apple off a tree?
Eaten a berry off a bush? I’m curious? Have you lived? Have you ever left your pen?
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger


Of course.

We've got loads of apple trees, a few pear trees, 4 large cherries, too many plum trees to count, walnut, hazelnut and chestnut trees, raspberry and black berry bushes, and strawberries.

Fresh fruit starts in April with the strawberries and May for the raspberries. We pick the last of the raspberries at the end of October/start of November.

Apples are ripe from the end of August, the later ones are still fine on the trees until December. Then we switch to the ones we picked for storage.

Plums come as a glut in September and loads go to the chickens. The cherries are endless throughout June and into July.

And the nuts last a long long time.

I love growing fruit because it comes back every year with very little effort on my part, unlike the veggies which are constant work.
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Re: Have you ever eaten an apple off a tree?
I've only ever stumbled across a Apricot tree and a fig tree.
Wmthey chopped all the trees down when I was a toddler ..





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