Tell your International Date Line crossing stories!

Ok ok I’ll tell a brief summary of my Dad’s story, on a ship in the navy back in the day he crossed the line both ways. First was westbound and they all had to work double shifts with no breaks and no sleeping since they lost a whole day. On the way back, eastbound, they stopped in the middle of the ocean and partied and barbecued and drank beer for a whole day!



I do not care for the equatorial crossing stories where those who are first time crossers get abused and treated like sea turtles

The flat earthers will say something like the magical machine that transports you to the other side has been calibrated to account for the date line. Those idiots come up with all sorts of malarkey to keep their dumb theory alive.

Yep! I’m an avid window watcher in a plane and I watched that darn sun set in LA before we started chasing after it in the airbus. The journey proved ball earth for me, unequivocally. Then the whole everything in the sky is upside down and half the sky is totally unfamiliar constellations confirmed it.



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pity bump

before you leave Oz get a booster shot. then when you arrive Stateside get another one right away two days before you got the other. that'd be Neato eh ? what a hoot ! are you coming back just to fine dine at 711 or will you be teaching a remedial summer class in Molecular Biology ? asking for a friend Brother Grove.

Are you not excluding those that have never crossed some man made imaginary time line.

Time is a man made measurement indefinite continued progress of existence and events in the past, present, and future regarded as a whole.


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I second your pity bump with a titty bump two titty bumps

I crossed it once....the date changed. WHOA!

If I had a dollar for every time one of you unoriginal dumbass leftists told me to get a booster I’d buy a Tesla

Since I’m a U.S. citizen I don’t have to be fully boosted to get into the country. Besides we have 7-11 here too so I’m not sure why I dreamt of going there and my mom doesn’t even live in Pedro anymore. LA is one of my frequently dreamed of locations because I lived there so long. In my dream the locals were complaining about taxes and “queers”

You and grove basically

Well I would welcome stories of your loss or gain of time in the daylight savings incidents! But yea if you lost a whole day for crossing a line that isn’t even straight you would remember FOREVER believe me. It’s pretty cool though being in the future, it’s already tomorrow here

Gotta love facefuckers like you

I call bs unless you tell me the exact amount of days it changed by

Went on an international date with a chick from Indonesia, boy did she cross the line. I swear she had let's say 'unsanitary practices' when it came to butt-wiping; talk about eureka!

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I believe most equatorial hellholes have practices like that, did you go there or did she come to you?

You still got him strapped to the milking table?

I play a first person shooter game on European servers a couple times every few weeks. I sometimes even get to talk game plan with women who have sexy foreign accent. Does that count?

Its in situations like this you realize time is just an artificial construct and has no meaning. The only boundaries is your ability to stay awake or not.

You can experience the same thing in the US by simply staying in Las Vegas for about 3 days...your drinking booze at 6am, eating breakfast at 11pm, as long as you dont go outside, or open the shades in your room, you have no concept of time, it doesn't matter!

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Naaaa that’s the prime meridian you are crossing through internets, international date line is in the Pacific Ocean. Do you ever play games with people just across the pacific?

you're funny. and dumb. everyone who disagrees with you is a Leftist. because also in your dreams you're a Conservative. must've been all that time you spent in LA huh ? for two years on this forum you rambled on incessantly about the vaccine & how those who wouldn't take it were selfish & uneducated. you regurgitated narratives for Team Left. and now lately according to you none of that ever happened. like poof you're a cupcake ! you post I'm a Conservative this & I'm a Conservative that & not a fucking peep about vaccines. the last time I saw you comment on that was a month or two ago. well we have memories. you're a joke. and you know it. you're ridiculed on here constantly. everything about you is a facade including the fact you're actually a guy. so give it up. and as far as me being a Leftist that's so incredibly stupid you should get off that train as well. I actually am a Conservative. I've played for Team Right my entire life. I didn't just dream it.

True true but it can be very confusing during immigration applications and when attempting to plan vacations. I miss Vegas a little though, my grandma lived there for decades and even though it’s an awful place I do enjoy the glitz, the east side and Fremont street

You must be blonde since your so fucking stupid! Blonde women are known for being stupid as shit!

You seem pretty straight laced to me though, somehow I don’t see you getting wasted dressed up and gambling then going for all you can eat lobster buffet at 4am

Na I’m brunette, who’s stupid now? You are

Umm yea none of that happened you must be projecting mr Castro, you are the one that spews hatred, filth and derogatory terms just like a leftist

Oh and the vaccine is great I’m so glad I got it but I don’t give two shits what anyone else does with their body

You must have dyed your hair. It's obvious your a natural blonde with how stupid you are.

Is that a new social media advert as an answer to the struggling twitter franchise? Sign me up!

I don't got nothing like that to share, so instead, here is a nice set of puppies I found wolfing around for another meme.

So a blonde man that dyes his hair brown?

Awwwww that’s adorable! Strange smiley code