We don't eat hot pockets. It's pizza rolls. Update your stereotypes, losers

Actually, I do eat the occasional hotpocket.

Sounds ghey.

Cheese pizza or chicken n rice?

I love pizza rolls…what about bagel bites?

Three years ago when there was a run on grocery stores and shelves were emptying out, I noticed one of the early products to sell out was Hot Pockets.

I literally stood there in the freezer aisle laughing out loud.

Fuckin basement dwellers, man.

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I eat whole wheat pita bread with crunchy peanut butter and apples. Cheap, delicious, and nutritious, with minimal preparation and clean-up required.