My girl feels threatened by my Fleshlight...

So, my girl tried that "I'm not going to fuck you because I'm mad at you bullshit" So I went out and bought a Fleshlight. It's OK but nowhere near the real thing. I named it Cindy after my GF best friend (to be an asshole of course). She lost her shit. Why? She has clit suckers and vibrators falling out the nightstand, but she cannot handle that I use Cindy. It's funny actually and I told her I want to do a three way with them both. Guess it's a poll then...

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Glp is assume is not a porn site and some of it don't like shitty porn here.

I would like to eat Cindy out.

Ever since my friend got a fleshlight, campfire ghost stories have been weird.

Ever since my friend got a fleshlight, campfire ghost stories have been weird.

That explains a lot.

Lol! Do they actually make 'em that small? It's the penlight version right?

I would like to eat Cindy out.

Hey man ever since you lost your blue you are like a little bitch, unless you aren't the real FM...

Yeah, most likely a Bud Light drinker..

You named your Fleshlight after your girlfriend.. LMAO

No idea what that is

Nor must you care because web searchers do exist

Hey OP, drop both of them and come get in bed with me, buddy!