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Now that the Rapture is set for Summer. Bible Study.

 
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Now that the Rapture is set for Summer. Bible Study.
We have now all agreed that the Rapture will happen during the Summer, so we can relax and get ready with some Bible study. As Luke alluded to this very summer we should think forward and pray for the Christians who are disbelievers of the Rapture and who will display much wailing and gnashing of teeth.
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Re: Now that the Rapture is set for Summer. Bible Study.
Moved your false prophecy back to summer eh?

What did they do to false prophets .. hmmmm?
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Re: Now that the Rapture is set for Summer. Bible Study.
What about the false prophecy of Jesus returning.
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Re: Now that the Rapture is set for Summer. Bible Study.
What about the false prophecy of Jesus returning.
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What you gonna do about it when He DOES Return?

It'll be too late for your cooked ass.
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Re: Now that the Rapture is set for Summer. Bible Study.
What about the false prophecy of Jesus returning.
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What you gonna do about it when He DOES Return?

It'll be too late for your cooked ass.
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It will be, for the Christians that dont believe in his return in the rapture. OP is correct with the Summer window for the rapture.
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Re: Now that the Rapture is set for Summer. Bible Study.
Atomic.

That's it isn't it?! Atomic dissipation for the elect, to enable the heavenly hoover to do it's bizz-nezz!

Oh the cupidity of a seraph!

Salvage me for parts oh lord, spares and repairs. Salvation holy alchemy. Change me, make me worthy of your attention. Oh bridegroom, groom me, I am your bride. Am I fuckable yet master ? Hmmmm? Hmmmmmmm? Mmmmmmmmm.
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Re: Now that the Rapture is set for Summer. Bible Study.
Atomic.

That's it isn't it?! Atomic dissipation for the elect, to enable the heavenly hoover to do it's bizz-nezz!

Oh the cupidity of a seraph!

Salvage me for parts oh lord, spares and repairs. Salvation holy alchemy. Change me, make me worthy of your attention. Oh bridegroom, groom me, I am your bride. Am I fuckable yet master ? Hmmmm? Hmmmmmmm? Mmmmmmmmm.
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Re: Now that the Rapture is set for Summer. Bible Study.
We will be raised in a straight line up towards the heavens in this Summer. Some of us are ready.
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Re: Now that the Rapture is set for Summer. Bible Study.
What about the false prophecy of Jesus returning.
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It is not false.
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Re: Now that the Rapture is set for Summer. Bible Study.
2 weeks???
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Re: Now that the Rapture is set for Summer. Bible Study.
2 weeks???
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You need to prepare for christs return.
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Re: Now that the Rapture is set for Summer. Bible Study.
We have now all agreed that the Rapture will happen during the Summer, so we can relax and get ready with some Bible study. As Luke alluded to this very summer we should think forward and pray for the Christians who are disbelievers of the Rapture and who will display much wailing and gnashing of teeth.
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Which religion do you belong to?
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Re: Now that the Rapture is set for Summer. Bible Study.
Jesus is coming for His Bride... but I don't believe it's this summer.

First the American church will "have a hard time"...

Pray about moving.

yeahsure
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Re: Now that the Rapture is set for Summer. Bible Study.
the resident aussie is right

should not set dates

doctrine of imminence
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Re: Now that the Rapture is set for Summer. Bible Study.
We have now all agreed that the Rapture will happen during the Summer, so we can relax and get ready with some Bible study. As Luke alluded to this very summer we should think forward and pray for the Christians who are disbelievers of the Rapture and who will display much wailing and gnashing of teeth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85321295


Wrong again you fucking satanic shitstain.





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