My Lawyer..

I'm in a conflict with the landlord of my restaurant's building. I was recommended a professional lawyer who was presented to me as a person who has many years of experience.

Later I found out, that she has less than 6 months of experience as a registered lawyer, and that she is amateurish as can be. Yet I had to pay top dollar money so to speak.

A quick calculation tells us, that in these 6 months, she worked 40 hours per week, 4 weeks, 160 hours times 6 is 960 hours. In minutes this is 57,600 minutes.

I'm 50 years of age. On average a person spends 5 minutes per day on the toilet. A quick calculation then tells us that I have spent around 91,250 minutes on the toilet during my lifetime.

How to tell her that I think it is unacceptable that I apparently have nearly twice more experience shitting, than that she has being a lawyer?