I hope these large hadron colliders aren't actual time machines like dude says

Although there are certain reasons I wish I could have a time machine.

If the universe is moving counter-clockwise, and these large hadron colliders rewind the hallucinatory experience for anyone affected by the clockwise force moving faster than the speed of light emitted by the large hadron collider, how the heck do the elite get to 'choose' what time they want to enter? Is there an inner part of the collider or maybe 'inner-and-somewhat-below' since centrifugal force rises, therefore keeping the ones in the center / below the LHC from being 'rewound' and the people above ground on Earth are rewound? And does this mean it reverses death?

Whatever happens to the soul likely can't be reversed, like going to Heaven or another realm. Yet if you were cremated, matter cannot be created nor destroyed according to old theory, although they're certainly trying to disprove that with these particle smashers, right?

This desire to create dark matter should scare the living Hell out of people.

I bet if Atlantis was real it had a large hadron collider and since humans were planning on overthrowing Atlantis (inhabited by aliens that can breathe underwater) God put the great flood in motion, hence why Atlantis is at the bottom of the ocean now. Could this tie into the Bermuda Triangle, like Atlantian aqua aliens are sending a message that they are still alive?