What is your star sign?????

Scorpio male here... mysterious, intense, always horny and with a sting in my cock!! BEWARE!!

WRONG

theres 13 signs..

you arn't what u think//////////////////////////////



The Real Solar Zodiac Sun Signs:

Sun Sign Meaning Dates
01: Pisces the Fishes 12 Mar to 18 Apr
02: Aries the Ram 19 Apr to 13 May
03: Taurus the Bull 14 May to 19 Jun
04: Gemini the Twins 20 Jun to 20 Jul
05: Cancer the Crab 21 Jul to 9 Aug
06: Leo the Lion 10 Aug to 15 Sep
07: Virgo the Maiden 16 Sep to 30 Oct
08: Libra the Scales 31 Oct to 22 Nov
09: Scorpius the Scorpion 23 Nov to 29 Nov
10: Ophiuchus the Serpent Bearer 30 Nov to 17 Dec
11 Sagittarius the Archer 18 Dec to 18 Jan
12: Capricornus the Sea Goat 19 Jan to 15 Feb
13: Aquarius the Water Carrier 16 Feb to 11 Mar

guess ..

ok, give up?

10: Ophiuchus the Serpent Bearer 30 Nov to 17 Dec

not so much mine as 'OURS,' and I believe we want it BACK!!!

sounds enticing

Pyrex, I was a test tube baby - mwahhahahahah

lol

Thank goodness I'm still a LEO. I don't want to have an identity crisis at this age.

I thought I was a male Cancer, but according to this, I'm a male Gemini.

Scorpion dude. And yup or so I'm told.

try doxycycline

hmmm mine isn't listed...

Bevarious... he who eats beaver...

Here is the real sad tale of Gladis who thought that she was so darned clever with all her star signs and what have you..

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LEO of course

You mean Sun sign?
...because there are also Moon signs, ascendants/rising signs.

My Sun: Leo
Moon: Virgo
Ascendant: Capricorn

=D

Mine says..... WILL WORK FOR FOOD

Sagittarius---- i fit some of it well , some of it not at all......

10: Ophiuchus the Serpent Bearer 30 Nov to 17 Dec ,according to your chart...new one on me...off to google i go to dive down yet another rabbit hole LOL

Sun - Pisces
Moon - Aquarius

Gemini, but don't hold it against me, they're not all bad.

AC=aquarius
Sun=aquarius
Moon=sagittarius
Venus=sagittarius

Scorpio.

Probably.

Supposed Aries, and no, hardly any of the Aries characteristics describe me.


I carry most of the traits of a Pisces.


For example I just read the Aries horoscope... doesn't fit at all.


Then I read the Pisces? Fits perfectly.





Aries:
The Ram
March 21 to April 20

Traditional
Aries Traits

Adventurous and energetic
Pioneering and courageous
Enthusiastic and confident
Dynamic and quick-witted

On the dark side...

Selfish and quick-tempered
Impulsive and impatient
Foolhardy and daredevil



Hardly any of the above.





Pisces:
The Fishes
Febuary 20 to March 20

Traditional
Pisces Traits

Imaginative and sensitive
Compassionate and kind
Selfless and unworldly
Intuitive and sympathetic


On the dark side....

Escapist and idealistic
Secretive and vague
Weak-willed and easily led



I'm not really kind and selfless...

But most of those Pisces traits fit me.

Me too, although I fit the traditnal Sag profile pretty well.

According to the above, I would fall in as Ophiuchus, although i have no idea what the traits are for this supposed new sign.



Also, my Chinese sign is the monkey and i fit that as well also.

I fit my Chinese sign to a Tee! Tiger/Fire.


Western sign is Libra. I carry a lot of the characteristics.


Although i try to stay away from dime-bag astrology as much as i can.

It's a lost art form to know your place in the cosmos.

I have a theory that the more enlightened we become, the less we fit our astrological signature.

I thought I was a Gemini / Monkey, but apparently I'm a Taurus / Monkey.

Nope, I don't fit Gemini or Taurus, only the monkey part.

I was born on the cusp of Leo and Cancer, I hold aspects of both signs.