Teaching somebody how to speak tyrant

I had to explain to my friend Francine how the Tyrant language works.

I said something in the Tyrant language, then she would tell me what she thinks it means in English...
Then I would tell her what it means in Practice.


Tyrant:

Right to work.


Her idea of it in English :

The right to attend work for pay.


From Tyrant, translated into Practice :

The right to discriminate against, overwork, underpay and underprivilege the employees, violate the right of the employees to peaceably assemble and the right to fire employees with no due process and with little if any recourse.


Tyrant :

Special Management.


Her idea of it in English :

The Specially tight or controlled management of something.


From Tyrant, Translated into Practice :

The Holocaust.



Tyrant :

Separate but Equal.


Her idea of it in English :

Two things that are not alike that are separate but equally important in some way.


From Tyrant, Translated into English :


Jim Crow White Supremacy and highly unequal.
White people with an entire worldly nation, and the others having a ghetto slum.


Tyrant :

There are only Two Genders.


Her idea of it in English :

There are only male and female.


From Tyrant, translated into Practice :


LGBTQ people are unwelcome.




Tyrant :

There is no such a thing as a free lunch.

Her idea of it in English :

Everything costs money.


From Tyrant, Translated into English :

Go starve to death while you also freeze to death too.



Tyrant :

I'm not a racist but


Her idea of it in English :

That he's not a racist.



From Tyrant, Translated into English :


I'm a racist and what I intend to say is racist.

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