Worst Girlfriend Nicknames

Thick blimp.

Stinky. If she is, all the better.

Taylor

Bush pig.

Cuntface

Or any of these!


Hairy Toes Rose

Wide Load Honey

Snagglepuss

Barrel Hips Baby

Beer Gut Beauty

Sugar Snapper

Fuzzy Buns

Chunky Monkey

Lumpy Dumplin

Lil Sauce Pot

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Pat

cockbreath

Freakheart


Freakcheeks

Bushy snatch.

Freakmouth


Freakhole


Freakhoe

Airtight Anna

girlfried... sounds kinda delicious

Wilma Dickfit

I got myself in trouble once for referring to my honey as "Snookums". I didn't address her directly as Snookums; I was talking with someone who'd never met her, and I'd mentioned her name, but it seemed that referring to "Snookums" worked better. My lady friend, whom you don't know, and I don't know if you remember that her actual name is Kathleen.

Well, naturally, it somehow made its way back to her, and she didn't take it well. She thought there was something disparaging about it. Not catastrophically belittling, but a slur nonetheless. We managed to get past it, at least for awhile.

I don't think Mr. Howell meant anything negative when he referred to Lovey as Snookums. I'm not 100% sure he ever used the word, but I kinda think he did.

The cock socket

TTown

Mom

Landing Strip.

Bald Eagle.

Dirty Harry Snatch.

Clitler

Cuntney

wiener girl

Rachel Rotten Crotch.

lol

i do UH COMEDY ROUTINE ABOUT MY HIPPY-CHICK GF NAMED ...WAIT 4
IT....'FART~MUFFIN'. UH,CAPMAN

cippa lippa ???

Some GPT-generated using Bing Compose, prompted "cute and funny nicknames you should never call your girlfriend":

- Snorlax: Unless you want to imply that she sleeps all day and blocks your way.
- Chewbacca: Unless you want to imply that she is hairy and makes weird noises.
- Godzilla: Even if she likes to destroy things, this is not a cute and funny nickname for your girlfriend.
- Jabba the Hutt: Unless you want to imply that she is large and slimy and likes to enslave people.
- Gollum: She might love her precious ring, but she's not a creepy, bald, cave-dwelling creature. And don't call her "my precious" either.

For reference, here is a stereotypical Snorlax:

https://twitter.com/_/status/1260731776114147328

Conchita, Chepita, Chochita…

Forgot to mention that it produced the explanations too. (I didn't write those.)